Brangelina -- U Can't Touch This

They've been around the world ... from London to The Bay ... but last night, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had a date night at La Dolce Vita restaurant in Beverly Hills.

The couple went home early, but Angie's pants were definitely too legit to quit.

Stop. Hammer time.

Please Do Not Touch Angelina and Brad

Priceless works of art were on display at The Museum of Contemporary Art last night -- and there were paintings, too!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended the MOCA 30th anniversary gala in downtown Los Angeles last night.

You can't put a price on beauty.

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Brad, Sting & Jim Show Off Their Beards

Looking like three little bears, Brad Pitt, Sting and Jim Carrey didn't keep their new facial growths on the down low on Tuesday.

While Angelina was not around, Sting and Jim were accompanied by their significant others, Trudie Styler and Jenny McCarthy.

These fellas are proud of their beards.

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Brad Pitt -- Coupe D'Etat

One day after his motorcycle mishap, Brad Pitt ditched the bike for a four-wheeled mode of transportation yesterday -- a shiny new Camaro.

Hopefully he won't try and weave his way through traffic in this.

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Brad Pitt Takes a Hit -- Goes Down on Bike

Brad Pitt and his fancy motorcycle hit the asphalt hard this weekend after he clipped a parked car in L.A. -- and now we've got video of the whole thing.

In the footage, Pitt can be seen trying to maneuver his bike between a van and a parked car at a red light when he suddenly loses control -- and crashes to the ground.

During his fall, Brad slams against the car and it appears his bike knocks into the van.

Brad said he was "fine" after the minor crash -- but the chopper needed to be towed away.

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Brad Pitt in Minor Motorcycle Accident

UPDATE 1:37 PM PT: We just spoke to someone who has seen video of the incident -- and we're told absolutely no one else was involved in the accident.

We're told Brad tried to maneuver his bike between a parked car and a car stopped at a red light, and his handlebars clipped the parked car.

We're told he lost control and fell over -- and everything is fine.

TMZ has learned Brad Pitt was involved in a minor motorcycle accident moments ago in Los Angeles.

A witness at the scene tells us Pitt was trying to weave in between cars while at a red light --- but he lost control and fell off the bike.

We're told he got up and moved the motorcycle to the side of the road then ran into an apartment building.

Our witness says he waited for someone to come pick him up and now he's no longer at the scene. Pitt left his motorcycle behind.

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Brangelina's Dog -- Ruff Life

It ain't easy being Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's bulldog ... it's downright luxurious.

The A-list pup got the Hollywood royal treatment at the groomers in France on Monday.

When was the last time you brought Fido in for a little mani/pedi/botox?!

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Shiloh: Like Father, Like Daughter

Brad Pitt has his very own mini me -- adorable Shiloh Nouvel.

With big sis Zahara and Momgelina at her side this weekend in France, the toothy three-year-old got decked out in a tie and a kid's size version of her dad's hat.

Being one of Brad's little girls is such a drag.

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Angelina Buys Maddox His First Shot

UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie set a good example for her eldest child Maddox ... by buying him a dart gun in France on Tuesday.

What a cute shot.

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Brad & Maddox Take Center Stage

Brad Pitt, his son Maddox and that funky beard showed up to watch "Mary Poppins" on Broadway this weekend in NYC -- and apparently everyone in the city showed up to watch them leave the theater.

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Thank Goodness for Name Tags...

This random guy got into a car last night in NYC ... fortunately, he was wearing a name tag.

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Angelina Jolie -- When in Somalia...

Brad Pitt Doesn't Share

While everyone is familiar with a Spike Lee Joint, not everyone has had a Brad Pitt one.

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After leaving a "Family Guy" party at Avalon nightclub, we questioned Brad's "Inglourious Basterds" co-star Samm Levine about Brad's love of marijuana -- turns out Brad has never rolled one up for Samm.

Supposedly they're the best in town.

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Brad Pitt -- Under Construction

Buried underneath the hard hat, shades and scraggly beard lies the treasure known as Brad Pitt.

The 45-year-old architect buff toured the site of a cultural center in Spain yesterday.

While his baby mama Angelina Jolie was no where in sight, she too is fond of erecting things.

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Angelina & Shiloh -- The French Connection

You took your kids to the mall to shop at Old Navy this weekend -- Angelina Jolie took her daughter Shiloh shopping in Ajaccio, France.

Although we doubt Angie found cargo shorts for under $20.

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Brad Pitt Slammed by Former Co-Star

We didn't think it was possible -- but there's someone in the world who doesn't think Brad Pitt is perfect, and it's one of his former co-stars.

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Michael Madsen, who was also in "Thelma & Louise," definitely wasn't joking around when he totally slammed Pitt to our photog at LAX, saying "Everybody's had enough of Brad Pitt. I've seen enough of him for a lifetime."

The bitter backstory: Madsen was reportedly ticked after Brad didn't help him land a role in "The Assassination of Jesse James." The role Madsen wanted went to Sam Shepard instead.

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