Dwyane Wade Insane Surprise Bday Party ... Money, Stars, Chicken

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GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Gabrielle Union made it rain all over Dwyane Wade Tuesday night -- when she threw him a surprise 35th birthday party complete with money that had his face on it!!

The party was sick -- catered by Popeyes Chicken (delicious) and included live performances from Twista and Do Or Die (some of D-Wade's favorite rappers).

The only downside ... the party went down after Wade and the Bulls lost to the Mavericks earlier in the evening.

But hey, nothing cheers ya up like a money gun!

Betty White 95 Years Young Today ... Working on Her Birthday!

Betty White hit 95 today and she's still going strong, doing what she's best known for ... working her butt off in Hollywood.

Sources close to Betty tell TMZ ... she's preparing for a guest spot on the sitcom "Young & Hungry" on Freeform TV. So, instead of relaxing on her bday, we're told she's doing a table read and running around on set. Impressive.

As for Tuesday night, our sources say Betty has very low-key plans ... just a small get-together with friends. We're jealous of those friends.

Happy birthday, golden girl!

Kylie Jenner I'm Postponing My 20th Birthday Thanks to Calendar SNAFU

Kylie Jenner's 20th birthday will be delayed by 10 days this year ... because her own calendar couldn't even get the date right.

The 2017 edition -- sold exclusively on her website -- lists her bday as August 20. Kylie was born on the 10th. On a positive note, there's lots of cake ... on Kylie.

The misprint isn't just a one-off fluke either. We're told it has appeared on multiple calendars since its release a couple weeks ago ... possibly all of them.

As we've reported ... Kylie, inc. was flooded with quality complaints last year, and this ain't a great start for 2017. At least the calendar got her dog's bday right.

Seems like a head or 2 might roll for this -- but Kylie's camp had no comment.

LeBron James Eats like a King For 32nd Birthday!

LeBron James ate like true king with prime meats on the menu to celebrate his 32nd birthday.

The Chosen One hit up Fahrenheit Friday night -- the night of his birthday -- in Charlotte with a bunch of his teammates ... including Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love and Tristan Thompson.

We're told he rolled in around 8:30 PM and the group sat in a private room ... where they ordered $3k worth of food and drinks. LeBron specially requested a blackened salmon salad while the rest of the ballers feasted on 60-day aged NY steaks and lobster tails.

They washed it down with some Hennessy and Moscow Mules before the big dessert -- chocolate and vanilla bean cake ... delivered by Chef Rocco Whalen himself.

So, why Charlotte? The Cavs play the Hornets tonight.

John Mayer Dear Taylor Swift ... Your Birthday Is a Bummer, Man!

John Mayer celebrated Taylor Swift's birthday not by throwing a party, but by throwing MAJOR shade her way.

John tweeted a not-so-subtle diss at his ex Tuesday -- her 27th born day -- calling it "the lamest day of the year." He pulled the classic post-and-delete ... which only makes it more obvious it was a shot at Taylor.

Dear John clearly still has some bad blood with T Swift.

On a happier note -- happy birthday, Taylor? Belatedly.

Kylie Jenner My 'Dirrty' Kiss with Christina ... She Wanted It

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IT'S LIKE KISSING MYSELF

Kylie Jenner played dress up by putting on much LESS clothing, and it was all for Christina Aguilera. Sorry, Tyga.

KJ made an encore appearance in her Xtina costume at Aguilera's 36th birthday party Saturday night. Kylie dressed like Christina from her "Dirrty" days of 2002 ... just like she did for Halloween.

Normally, it's a serious faux pas to repeat a costume, but Kylie says Christina made a special request. Plus, they kissed on camera.

No tongue, but we're still good. She should wear this every night, actually.

Floyd Mayweather Vegas Nightclub Sues You KO'd Your Own Bday Party!

Floyd Mayweather was gonna make $35,000 for 90 minutes of work at a Vegas nightclub ... but blew it off because he didn't feel like leaving Europe ... this according to a new lawsuit.

Mayweather's being sued by the SLS Hotel in Vegas -- which says they had a deal with Mayweather to host his 39th birthday party at their Foxtail Nightclub on February 20.

All Floyd had to do was show up ... host the party and do the red carpet -- and bam, easy $35,000.

The SLS says he even got half the money in advance.

Problem is ... Floyd allegedly bailed at the last minute so he could "stay in Europe for his birthday."

Obviously, the club was pissed ... and demanded the advance back, which Floyd has allegedly refused to fork over.

The SLS is suing for the money back -- plus additional damages.

We reached out to Floyd for comment -- so far, no word back.

Kirk Douglas I'm Still Spartacus! Celebrates 100th Birthday

Kirk Douglas celebrated hitting the century mark, surrounded by a several generations of family and Hollywood friends at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

The Hollywood legend partied with his wife, his son Michael and Catherine Zeta-Jones, their kids, Steven Spielberg, Don Rickles and many more Friday night.

No word if the guests each stood up and yelled, "I'm Kirk Douglas!" -- but that would've been cool. Happy 100th!

Fun fact: The Beverly Hills Hotel opened 4 years before Kirk was born.

Aaron Paul Happy 30th to My Wife ... Let's Do Thai for 10

Aaron Paul sure loves his wife, and his space -- he's renting out a massive private villa in Thailand just for the 2 of them.

Aaron is sitting beachside in Thailand this week with his wife, Lauren Parsekian, to celebrate her 30th birthday. Rather than getting a hotel room, Aaron basically opted for a compound -- a 10-bedroom, 8-bath estate -- which usually rents for more than $5,000 a night.

We're told Aaron got hooked up from Airbnb, so it probably won't cost him that much to live like royalty. Based on his Instagram, Lauren and Aaron are toughing their way through all this luxury.

"Breaking Bad" success -- the gift that keeps on giving.

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DeSean Jackson 30th Bday Blowout So Much Gold, So Much Booze

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TURNIN' UP

DeSean Jackson turned 30 years old Thursday ... and he celebrated by raging his face off at a D.C. nightclub ... chugging champagne, taking shots and rocking more jewelry than Tiffany and Co.

The Washington Redskins superstar hit up Sax -- a super gaudy, gold-everywhere, over-the-top club -- where he celebrated with the likes of Wale and 'Basketball Wives' star Laura Govan.

Jackson broke out his fancy jewelry and his fancy Maybach for the occasion and turned all the way up.

Our advice ... HYDRATE! Just 3 days 'til DJ takes on the Arizona Cardinals.

Steve Irwin Son Turns 13 ... What a Croc!

Steve Irwin's son, Robert, celebrated turning 13 by making his late dad proud -- cradling a baby crocodile and feeding others twice his size.

Robert's party was at Australia Zoo with sister Bindi, mom Terri and a reptile-themed bday cake that looked like some kinda hatchling -- perhaps a T-Rex embryo? One-winged Pterodactyl?

Your guess is as good as ours, but the kid definitely partied like a croc star.

Hailey Baldwin This Toronto Pad for My Bday is Sick!

Hailey Baldwin got pampered for her 20th birthday ... and this SICK crib's all the proof you need.

Hailey got away from busy NYC and jetted off to Toronto to celebrate her birthday Tuesday in this stunning Airbnb rental, hooked up by the company.

This 4 bedroom, 5 bathroom pad is part sleek and part charming -- from its modern amenities to cozy outdoor space, it's the perfect place to get turnt. It's got a sweet lap pool, sauna, theater, elevator and a baller private garage.

How baller is it? Just ask Gigi Hadid ... she's stayed here before.

BTW ... they were drinking rose and other stuff, but it's all legal. Drinking age is 19.

It's quite a bargain too ... around $3k per night.

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Kylie Jenner & Tyga Happiness is a Warm Gun

Kylie Jenner literally brought out the big guns to celebrate Tyga's birthday.

The couple hit up Bullets and Burgers in Vegas Saturday -- the day he turned 27 -- and they were loaded for bear. Kylie fired a Glock 17 and MP5K, while Tyga took aim with a gold .50 caliber Desert Eagle and an M16.

The firepower was so intense ... both needed someone to hold them up from the recoil.

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After the bullets, they jumped on what's tabbed as the world's largest monster truck. Add burgers and fries, and that's a birthday with some serious kick.

Best of all, Tyga didn't buy anything ... so nothing was repossessed.

Goldie Hawn Mariah Carey and Future Serenade Her On 71st Bday

Goldie Hawn got the first-ever Mariah Carey and Future duet on her 71st birthday when the two rolled up to her dinner table and gave an impromptu performance of "Happy Birthday."

It all went down Saturday at Catch, L.A.'s new hot spot. Goldie's daughter, Kate Hudson, threw the dinner for about 15 of Goldie's closest. Kurt Russell and their sons, Boston, Wyatt and Oliver, were also there.

Mariah happened to be at the restaurant too, as well as Future, who was there for DJ Khaled's book release party. We're told the two wandered over for a quick chat, but ended up singing "Happy Birthday" to Goldie together.

Also there that night ... Nicki Minaj, Meek Mill, Nas, Will.i.am, L.A. Reid and Ben Savage ... so, yeah, good luck getting a table.

French Montana Time For My $100k Weeknd Bday Gift

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French Montana's lucky to have friends like The Weeknd when his birthday rolls around ... he just bought French a pricey new watch fit for Father Time himself.

French hosted a small gathering of his closest pals Tuesday night to celebrate his 32nd born day, and it looks like Abel came through as his #1 guy with a $100,000 Patek Philippe timepiece for the rapper ... diamond-studded and all.

Watch -- French can barely hold in his excitement ... The Weeknd can barely put down his phone.

Kevin Hart and Torrei Gettin' Their Game On ... For Son's Birthday

Kevin Hart dropped the mic and picked up a game controller to ring in his little man's birthday.

Kevin and his ex-wife, Torrei, celebrated their son Hendrix's 9th birthday with a video game blowout at Play It Loud in Woodland Hills, CA. We say blowout 'cause the kid had more than 100 guests!

Hendrix and his crew gamed on Xbox, PS4 and Nintendo Wii consoles. Plus, he got a sweet virtual reality birthday card -- and the biggest surprise was Hendrix's favorite YouTube star, Cory Kenshin, showing up.

By the end of it all, Kev's kid was speechless and motionless ... in epic fashion.

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