Jessica Alba Not Banking On Her Bod ... But It's Still Banging!

So what's hotter about Jessica Alba -- her size 0 figure (educated guess) or her big, fat, enormous bank account? Trick question ... it's a tie, and she's flaunting both this month.

The actress slash co-founder of The Honest Company is on the covers of Shape Magazine and Forbes at the same time. One focuses on her working hardbody, and the other on her body of hard work.

Jess' company is now valued at a billion dollars, Forbes says her personal fortune is at $200 mil -- and our eyes say her body is still a 10 ... at 34.

Numbers are awesome.

Bruce Jenner Call Me Caitlyn First Photo as a Woman

It's the biggest reveal of 2015 for sure ... Bruce Jenner as a woman, and the pic is dramatic.

The name's now Caitlyn. She posed for the cover of Vanity Fair's July issue and it was shot by famed celeb photographer Annie Leibovitz.

It's interesting the name is spelled with a C and not a K ... possibly a break from the Kardashian Klan.

In the Diane Sawyer interview Bruce made it clear he was saying farewell to his male persona. This pic is a full reveal of the transformation.

Caitlyn just opened a Twitter account, saying, "I'm so happy after such a long struggle to be living my true self. Welcome to the world Caitlyn. Can't wait for you to get to know her/me."

Check out the video, where Caitlyn models several outfits and seductively poses.

Kim Kardashian Making Up with Her Costs a Grand!!!

Kim Kardashian will give you a foundation for life ... for a thousand bucks.

Get this ... she's giving a class on makeup ... not at a junior college, not at a beauty school. Kim is filling the 3,000 seat Pasadena Civic Center auditorium for a 4 1/2 hour class on July 25.

Her contribution to the class is basically sitting in a chair while makeup guru Mario Dedvanovic does his thing on her.

The best seats go for $1k, but there's a bonus. You get a pic with the finished product.

As for the cheap seats ... they ain't that cheap -- $500.

Kim K ... the great concealer.

UFC's Anthony Pettis I May Have Busted Elbow But I'm Still Fighting Wrinkles!

He just had surgery to repair his busted elbow last week, but UFC badass Anthony Pettis refused to let some stupid cast stop him from doing what he loves ... FIGHTING WRINKLES!!

Turns out, Pettis is a partner in a skin care company called Seacret -- which sells products infused with Dead Sea minerals that "help reduce fine lines and other imperfections on your face."

And Anthony is so passionate about the stuff, he hit up a seminar in Phoenix, AZ to promote the line ... just one week after reportedly having surgery to fix a torn muscle and ligaments in his right elbow.

One person who was at the seminar tells us ... Pettis told the group he vows to come back stronger than ever and battle his way back to the top of the fight game.

At the very least ... his skin will probably look good.

Skrillex Haircut EXPOSED!!! Cut By Amateurs

Skrillex got a haircut Friday that was worth every penny ... because it was free.

The dubstep guru hit up the Paul Mitchell beauty school in Sherman Oaks to trim his Skrillabob. The half chop would have put a $15 hole in his well-lined pocket, but it's a case of the rich getting richer.

The stylist -- who's close to graduating -- was so stoked all she wanted was a pic with Skrillex and her fellow students. Unclear why the sleepy faces.

Save the drop for the beat, Sonny.

Jose Canseco's Daughter Gunning For SI Swimsuit Edition

Hannah Davis better watch her perfectly sculpted ass ... 'cause Jose Canseco's hot model daughter is gunning for her spot in the 2016 SI Swimsuit Edition.

Turns out, Josie Canseco is an aspiring model ... who's making a serious run to get into the most famous bikini mag in the country.

In fact, she shot a video for SI's Swim Daily to better her chances, here are the highlights ...

-- She thinks lingerie is sexy
-- She doesn't like dudes with crazy chest hair
-- And thinks most women want to date a version of their father

So, pay attention you smooth-chested, athletic roid-heads ... you may have a shot.

Magic Johnson's Son Half The Man I Used to Be ... Drops 100+ Pounds!!!

WOW!!!!

Check out Magic Johnson's son EJ Johnson ... showing off his physique this week after dropping more than 100 POUNDS over the past year!

The "Rich Kids of Beverly Hills" star says he underwent gastric sleeve surgery back in 2014 -- but claims the surgery merely "jumpstarted" him to start living a healthier lifestyle.

Clearly, it's working ... and you can see it in this new pic he took with Rosanna Scotto from FOX 5 in NYC.

In fact, he told Wendy Williams he's absolutely determined to keep the weight off ... and says people like Jennifer Hudson serve as his inspiration.

"It's something that I struggled with and I needed that push in the right direction. And now my mindset is completely changed."

Rob Gronkowski MY DAD'S JACKED Check Out These Guns!!!

The JACK DIESEL apple doesn't fall far from the JACK DIESEL tree ... and the Gronkowski family is living breathing proof.

Check out these pics of New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski breakin' out the guns in Vegas this weekend ... right next to his almost-equally swoll father, Gordon!

The whole shredded family hit up the Rehab party at the Hard Rock Hotel to celebrate Rob's 26th birthday ... including Rob's bros Chris, Dan, Glenn and Gordie Jr.

BTW -- the people at Rehab gave Gronk a cake for his birthday. Can you guess what he did with it?

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Zac Efron My Butt Isn't For Your Viewing Pleasure

Zac Efron is showing plenty of skin for his new movie -- we've seen the photos -- but there is one body part he's not willing to put on camera ... his butt.

Zac continued filming "Dirty Grandpa" down in Georgia, and it looks like there's a naked motorcycle scene -- but for some reason Zac's a little ass-shy. A butt-double was photographed stepping in for Efron.

Based on pics ... you'd think Zac would be happy to flaunt his cheeks, but instead it was the double's butt in the spotlight.

Real bummer -- but at least now you'll know when the flick comes out.

Mariah Carey KILLS IT In Vegas Rehearsal Nails the High Notes

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Mariah Carey is unreal ... we got audio of her full dress rehearsal for her Vegas show which opens tonight, and she sounds as good as she did in 1990 when she hit #1 with "Vision of Love."

Mariah performed for more than an hour Monday night to a packed house at The Colosseum at Caesar's Palace, and you gotta hear it. She hits every high note and sounds flawless.

We got audio from someone in the audience ... filled with various people who work in Vegas-related businesses. We posted a minute-and-a-half and sampled 4 songs. Wait till you hear her hit the high notes in "Emotions."

As for the naysayers who claimed she wasn't rehearsing enough ... whatever she did was clearly enough.

Solange Knowles It's Hard to Fight Jay Z in That Dress

It would be tough to punch and kick your brother-in-law when you're wearing ... whatever the hell Solange Knowles wore Monday night to the Met Gala.

Hard to believe -- but it's been a year since Beyonce's sister famously went ballistic and attacked Jay Z in an elevator ... during an after party for last year's gala.

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Meanwhile, Bey stole the whole damn night when she showed up in a ridiculous sheer nude-colored dress.

Damned if she was gonna let Solange steal the headlines this year.

Derek Jeter & Dwyane Wade Tuxedo Battle ... At Met Gala

Traditional ... or edgy?

Safe ... or risky?

White shirt, black tie ... or crazy red stripe and a white tie?!

That was the fashion dichotomy between Derek Jeter and Dwyane Wade in NYC Monday night ... with one star pushing the envelope and the other one ... well, not.

Question is ... who looked better?

BTW -- same situation with Aaron Rodgers and Odell Beckham ... with the QB going the Jeter route ... and OB rockin' a crushed velvet purple jacket!

Prince would be proud.

Kim Kardashian & Jennifer Lopez Asses Meet at the Met ...

The Met Gala is where the biggest names in celebrity combine with the biggest names in fashion ... but it's also where Kim Kardashian's famous ass meets Jennifer Lopez's legendary backside.

KK acknowledged the moment by posting this homage to their posteriors ... snapped by none other than Kanye West.

There's no wrong answer, yet we have to ask ...

Who ya got?

Rumer Willis Not Just Demi ... Full-On Sex Goddess

You don't have to give a crap about dancing ... to give a crap about Rumer Willis emerging as a major piece on "Dancing with the Stars" -- although you'd have to watch the damn show to know that.

As we've said ... she doesn't need the Mirrorball Trophy (but she'll probably get it) -- Rumer's already won the Now Everyone Knows I Have a Bangin' Body award.

Exhibit A: this outfit with the neckline down to her belly button, and the leg slit up to her ... ya know.

Kudos to Bruce Willis and Demi Moore too ... for the Best Damn Genes award.

Oscar De La Hoya GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

Oscar Del La Hoya is still a knockout!

Here's a 22-year-old version of "The Golden Boy" after a boxing workout in New York City back in 1995 (left) and 20 years later ... the now 42-year-old Olympic Gold Medalist at a press conference in Los Angeles earlier this year (right).

Oscar De La Hoya ...

His looks certainly can go the distance.

The question is...

LeAnn Rimes Accidentally Sets Off Airplane Fire Alarm ... MY BAD!!!

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LeAnn Rimes is lucky she's famous ... because most people would be in serious trouble if they set off the fire alarm on an airplane, but she was able to joke about it.

The country music/reality TV star was on a flight to Los Angeles, when she took a bathroom break to freshen up. As she explains it: "Leave it up to me to set off the fire alarm in the airplane bathroom w/ @theDrybar dry shampoo #purecomedy #firsttimeforeverything."

Our photog was waiting for LeAnn when she landed, and she laughed off the whole thing -- although it sounds like the flight staff wasn't as amused ... at first, anyway.

Check out how LeAnn diffused the situation, and uh ... nice hair?