Lindsay Lohan Still Cleans Up ... Real Good

One thing's for sure, Lindsay Lohan looks way better in a cream colored coat and bell-bottomed black slacks, than jailhouse orange ... which she keeps narrowly dodging.

Lohan was walking around London ... where she's been flying under the radar since an L.A. judge ordered her to perform 125 additional hours of community service.

This is the best we've seen her look in a while -- however, time spent putting together one's outfit and applying one's makeup ... does NOT count as community service.

It's unclear if LiLo's aware of that.

Jared Leto The Unkindest Cut & Dye Job Too! [TMZ TV]

Jared Leto lopped off his long Jesus hair and dyed what's left of it platinum blond for a new movie role. But one of us thinks his new look has completely ruined the hotness forever!

That's in spite of that fact he still looks better than 99.5% of the world ... and his hair will grow back.

Kim Kardashian Hits the Bottle ... Of Hair Dye, HARD

Kim Kardashian said hey baby, take a walk on the bright side -- debuting an ultra blonde hairdo in Paris.

Kim and Kanye West walked out of Le Royal Monceau Hotel, and -- it might just be the new 'do -- but she had a disturbingly distant look on her face ... maybe thinking if change is a good thing.

And you thought Kim she was just into black.

Scott Eastwood No Shirt, No Shoes ... No Problem AT ALL

There is only one possible reason Scott Eastwood was working out in Santa Monica without a shirt or shoes, but WITH jeans and a giant belt buckle -- and you're looking at it.

When you've been blessed with looks and a body like that ... you show it off as much as possible.

Then again ... maybe Clint's son is just prepping for a sequel to his "Funny or Die" video where he plays with dogs. The rest of us just don't stand a chance.

Ronda Rousey Bikini Fight Workout During S.I. Swimsuit Shoot

Ronda Rousey spent more time throwing punches on the set of her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition modeling shoot ... than she did during UFC 184 ... and now there's video of the scantily clad workout.

SI just released the video ... in which Rousey says she was WAY more comfortable doing martial arts poses during the shoot than the traditional kissy-face looks.

Rousey says she was super excited about modeling for SI -- because "there shouldn't just be one cookie-cutter body type that everyone is aspiring to be."

Hot Brazilian Model Beach Football ... In a Thong

Here's hot Brazilian model Natalia Borges playing some beach football in Miami Beach ... with her NYC nightclub honcho fiance Michael Satsky.

Love the uniform.

Chris Brown His Baby's Got ... A Model Mother

If nothing else ... Chris Brown was swimming in the right end of the gene pool when he knocked up his baby mama -- as evidenced by these pics.

As we told you ... the mother's name is Nia -- a 31-year-old from Texas who used to do some modeling, and she also appeared in music videos. We're guessing that's how she first hooked up with Chris years ago.

Check out the photo gallery of her from back in the day. Chris' baby is blessed.

Drake Loving Life Down Under ... A Hot Chick's Bikini

Drake did a little importing for his Australian tour -- flying in a hot chick -- from NY to keep him company.

The "If You're Reading This It's Too Late" rapper was chilling at his hotel pool in Perth, Australia, wearing a smoking babe in a bikini, named Bernice Burgos. We're told they met back in NYC, and they've been "knowing" each other since 2012. Drizzy immortalized her in his verse for the song, "Odio."

She's clearly hot enough to warrant a plane ticket half way around the world.

By the way, rare shots of Drake shirtless. He ain't hardcore, but he's looking ... fit.

Nicole Murphy I've Got A Type ... And It's Ripped

Nicole Murphy likes 'em big ... real big ... and younger from the looks of things down on Miami Beach.

The reality star was hanging with enormously buff Brit model David McIntosh over the weekend. Considering she split with ex-NFL stud Michael Strahan last August ... it definitely looks like the lady has a type.

But sources connected to Nicole tell us despite their perfect physiques (she's freakin' 47) being so close ... they only hooked up for a photo shoot. No banging. Not yet.

The two of them together though -- quite a body of work.

Cindy Crawford Lawsuit Threatened No One Screws with Her Body!

Cindy Crawford's stock in trade is her body and now her people are out for blood, claiming the person who posted this pic (above) severely altered it to make her look bad.

The lawyer for Cindy's photographer

-- obtained by TMZ -- threatening everyone who posted the pic with a lawsuit if they didn't take it down and apologize. The lawyer says the original pic was stolen and then doctored to make her midsection look haggard.

The lawyer included a statement from the famous photog, who says he took the pic for Marie Claire Mexico and someone stole it from him and Photoshopped it.

The letter apparently worked ... some media outlets are already complying.

Shortly after the altered pic hit the Internet, Cindy's hubby, Rande Gerber, posted the pic below, showing the real deal.

Kate Upton So Plucking Hot She's Our #1 Pick [TMZ TV]

Mystery solved! We now know exactly why Kate Upton is so ridiculously hot, because she was spotted pulling off her secret move ... in her car!

Warning: There's no guarantee you will get the same results. In fact, we guarantee you won't.

Jen Selter My Mom's Hot Too ... Check Out This Body!!

Apparently, the apple bottom doesn't fall far from the tree.

Here's 21-year-old butt selfie goddess Jen Selter (right) posing with her 47-year-old mom Jill Selter (left) ... showing off their incredible mother-daughter physiques in tiny white bikinis.

Jen -- whose ass has a 5 million person following on Instagram -- says her mom hits the gym 4 to 5 times a week ... and clearly, it's paying off.

FYI -- Jen is also her mother's personal trainer ... so ... good work!

Katie Couric Brings the Girls Out In Barbados

This just in from Katie Couric ... America's sweetheart has cleavage and she ain't afraid to show it off ... even at 58.

The former TV host/anchor was looking good in a low-cut one piece down in Barbados. She hit the beach with new hubby John Molner -- and even got a little frisky in the water.

There's some buzz Katie might be up for Brian Wiliams' job at NBC -- but it looks like she has better things to do for now.

Caroline Wozniacki Serves Up Smokin' Hot Bod ... In SI Swimsuit Edition

Hey Rory ... you seein' this?

Check out these pics of tennis superstar Caroline Wozniacki -- featured in her very own spread in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

It seems Wozniacki's really let loose since golfer Rory McIlroy broke off their engagement last year -- she's been on several girls-only trips with her BFF Serena Williams ... and started posting all sorts of hot bikini selfies.

And now she's upped her game in the new SI pics ... even showing off her ass.

Caroline isn't the only athlete in the mag -- UFC badass Ronda Rousey also got a spread.

Stay tuned for those, but in the meantime ...

SI Swimsuit Models Stripping Down ... And Fuglying Out

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Wladimir Klitschko Childbirth Is Tougher Than Any Fighter 'Hayden Is a Hero'

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Tyson ... Ali ... Rocky -- they've all got NOTHING on Hayden Panettiere ... or any other woman who's ever had to give birth ... so says Hayden's boxing superstar baby daddy Wladimir Klitschko.

Wlad says Hayden's pain tolerance must be through the roof in order for her to have pushed out their giant baby 2 months ago ... saying he now believes women are WAY tougher than any boxer.

"Every woman is a hero."

Hayden might be more of a hero than most ... considering their daughter Kaya was 7 lbs., 14 oz. and damn near 2 feet tall. Hayden's only 5 feet tall.

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