Jermaine Jackson That Hair Is Tight ... Soooo Tight

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Jermaine Jackson's hair is keeping a secret ... and it has to do with The Jackson Five.

We ran into Jermaine in Calabasas Thursday ... and what he told us is mind-bending. Look at his hair today, and look at a picture of him back in the day when he sang with Michael.

Is it really possible by un-greasing Jermaine he could go back to his ABC days?

Mind-bending, right?

Brett Favre I Can Help You Trim Your Pubes!

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Brett Favre knows the importance of manscaping ... because you never know when your nether regions will be seen by the world ... and that could be why he's now endorsing a line of body hair trimmers.

Favre is now the face of MicroTouch -- which sells various male grooming products.

In the new TV spot, a freshly clean-shaven Favre brags how "I got my groom back" ... and makes it clear his freshly shorn look is already a hit with the ladies.

No close ups of the body hair trimming ... but the insinuation is clear ... if your nude selfie somehow gets exposed to the world, you don't want it to look like 1972 down there.

Jermaine Jackson The Hair You Save

Jermaine Jackson's hair is ... well, unexplainable.

Feel free to try making sense of this in the comments.

Kourtney Kardashian Check Out My Pregnant Bikini Body!

Once again preparing to bless the world with another Spawn of Disick, Kourtney Kardashian showed off her pregnant body while lounging poolside in Los Angeles.

This will be the third child for KK and SD -- they already have son Mason, 4, and daughter Penelope, 2.

Kourtney told Scott she was preggers on the season premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" and his reaction was amazing.

And by amazing, we mean terrible.

ANTM's Amanda Swafford I'm Broke and Toothless And I Need Your Help

A former "America's Next Top Model" finalist has a gaping hole in her grill ... and has been reduced to begging the public for help.

Amanda Swafford -- who finished 3rd in Cycle 3 of the show back in 2004 -- had a disastrous run-in with a Bojangles chicken bone last week ... and it's left her toothless right smack in the middle.

The pain got so tough to handle, she says she got drunk and pulled the remaining part of the tooth out herself!!!

It will cost $5K to have the tooth replaced, and Amanda is cash-strapped. She's 35 and can only get part-time work as a stylist. She's taken to the crowdfunding site GoFundMe to raise the cash.

She's at $1k and counting.

Chew on that.

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Ex-'Party Down South' Star Old Bosses Warn ... Your Lotion's Giving Us a Rash

Taylor "Lil' Bit" Wright -- who quit the TV show "Party Down South" -- is rubbing her old bosses the wrong way ... with a line of body lotions that capitalizes on her reality show persona.

Wright's been on social media lately promoting a brand of moisturizer and suntan lotion called "Lil' Bit Country" ... but TMZ has learned the network honchos at Viacom (CMT's parent co.) sent her a cease and desist letter demanding she stop using her nickname to promote the skin care products.

The network's position is it owns the name, Lil' Bit -- but sources close to LB tell us she's been using the handle since long before the show ... and she has no plans to yank it off the lotion.

Nicki Minaj Judge Tells Former Stylist Go Follicle Yourself!

Nicki Minaj just beat her hairstylist's ass in court after the judge wigged out.

Terrence Davidson had filed a $30 million lawsuit against Nicki ... claiming he helped design her multi-colored wigs and she in turn agreed to partner with him on a new line of the iconic hairpieces but then cut him out.

But the judge sided with Nicki ... dropping some serious wig knowledge in the process. Hizzoner explained there's nothing special about colored wigs ... anyone has a right to make them so Davidson's creative claim is bogus.

The judge called out 3 of Nicki's wigs to illustrate his point ... The Pink Upper Bun Wig, The Fox Fur Wig and the Pink High Top Wig.

The judge also said any so-called deal Davidson made with Nicki was vague -- nothing more than barber shop talk.

So case closed.

Iggy Azalea Goes W-I-G-G-Y To Dodge Photogs

Iggy Azalea tried her best to hide from paparazzi -- and any talk about her sex tape scandal -- by going full ginger ... as in wearing a terrible red wig to walk through LAX Tuesday.

Iggy's lawyers will probably deny this is really her.

Sarah Palin Making Up Is Hard to Do

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin ventured out Monday to do some shopping around Anchorage without any makeup on ... and found a sly way to slip photogs the finger.

Once a maverick, always a maverick.

TYLER PERRY GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

Tyler Perry presents a Tyler Perry production of Tyler Perry!

Here's a 36-year-old version of the "Madea" actor at a movie premiere in Los Angeles back in 2005 (left) and nine years later -- a perfectly trimmed version of the movie mogul -- who turns 45-years-old this weekend -- at a Detroit expo earlier this summer (right).

Tyler Perry...

Stay tuned for the sequel.

The question is...

Camille Grammer From Bride of Kelsey to Bride of Frankenstein

Camille Grammer was barely recognizable as she walked the runway for Betsey Johnson Wednesday night during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Salon at Lincoln Center.

Corpse Bride 2? She's all yours Tim Burton.

Summer's Sexiest Stars THE STEAMY STOCKPILE

It's back-to-school season which means Summer is officially over -- but before you go and buy pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING... take a magical trip through the last few months and soak up all the sexiest pics to hit social media.

Class is in session!

James Franco So Fresh and So Clean Clean

James Franco showed off a freshly-shaved head, a fake mustache and a head tattoo while shooting a documentary in Venice, Italy.

Franco's fresh dome is for an upcoming movie -- and ... no, it's not a "Kojak" reboot. Or a 'King and I' remake. Or a Mr. Clean biopic.

TOM BRADY'S BEARD SCRUFF vs. SMOOTH WHO'D YOU RATHER?

It's the showdown of the stubble!

Here's 37-year-old Patriots' QB Tom Brady with his freshly sprouted face fur during a press conference earlier today (left) and the same man-mug without the whiskers earlier this year (right).

FYI -- When Brady sported the bearded look back in 2010, the Pats went 14-2 and Brady was selected as an All-Pro.

Who'd You Rather?

Still, the real question is ...

Jennifer Lopez vs. Iggy Azalea WHO'D YOU RATHER?

It's a battle of the booty!

Here's Jennifer Lopez showing off her 45-year-old bulbous backside (left) posing with 24-year-old Iggy Azalea's down-under donk (right) in a photo promoting their upcoming remix together.

Who'd You Rather?

"Oh my god, Becky ..."

The question is ...