Paula Patton Now Accepting Applications

A freshly single Paula Patton re-emerged back out on the scene Monday night, hitting up Craig's in West Hollywood for a post-Emmys bash ... the first time she's been seen out since her break-up from Robin Thicke.

Don't get it twisted, just because she's single ... it doesn't mean you have a chance.

The Many Faces Of Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker displayed a panoply of emotions Friday.

SJP was hawking her new shoe collection at Nordstrom's in D.C. ... showing off her range of facial expressions.

Check out the gallery ... then go to our comments section with your fav.

Heather Graham GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

Heather Graham is a timeless beauty!

Here's the then 18-year-old "License To Drive" actress at a Los Angeles movie premiere back in 1988 (left) and 26 years later -- the now 44-year-old "Hangover" hottie outside of a theater in New York City earlier this week (right).

Heather Graham...

The question is...

Pauly D I Cut My Famous Hair

Pauly D cut what made him famous from his life -- his hair.

Better?

It was his moniker for years -- so much so "Jersey Shore" did a blow-by-blow of his blow out.

We got hold of the pic and figured it was worth seeing ... and judging.

Oscar De La Hoya To Play Me in a Movie, You Need to ...

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Oscar De La Hoya says there is one thing any actor who plays him in a movie would have to do for the film to be authentic ... and it has nothing to do with boxing.

Our photog spotted the Golden Boy at LAX Thursday, where we asked him about Mike Tyson saying Jamie Foxx needed to do steroids in order to play him in an upcoming movie.

De La Hoya's answer has less to do with the gym ... and more to do with the salon.

Mickey Rourke Unrecognizable ... In a Good Way!

What's made the bigger comeback ... Mickey Rourke's career or his face?

The "Sin City" star was out Thursday afternoon in L.A. visiting his tailor, but it's his face that seems a good fit ... after several years of looking a few sizes too small.

Perhaps like a chocolate soufflé, Rourke's face just needed some time to set.

Seriously ... an amazing turnaround. He looks great.

Jared Leto Ibiza Is Just Divine

Jared Leto took a leap of faith in Ibiza while cliff diving with friends.

Blessed be His beard and flowing locks. Amen.

Bruce Jenner Mulls It Over Today In Malibu

Bruce Jenner's hair -- breathtaking.

Lacey Wildd Busted for Bikini Abuse

Lacey Wildd -- the reality TV star who recently underwent her 36th plastic surgery -- squeezed herself into a pink bikini Friday on a beach in Florida.

Wildd is a 46-year-old mother of six (let that sink in) and has had 12 boob jobs alone ... going from an A-cup to the ridiculous LLL-cups she flaunted today.

She's been on TLC's "My Strange Addiction" and is set to appear on the new E! series "Botched."

As far as those shows are concerned, Wildd's a natural.

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Heidi Klum Topless Photo Ruined by Designer's Hand

Heidi Klum nearly posted one of the best photos in the history of Instagram ... if only designer Zac Posen had kept his damn hand to himself.

Klum, wearing nothing but a pair of tiny panties, posted the photo with the caption: "@zac_posen ....I need something to wear for tonight's @projectrunway @lifetimetv."

Zac needs to catch a bad case of carpal tunnel syndrome ... NOW.

Gisele Bundchen Bow Wow ... WOW!!!

Gisele Bundchen frolicked around on the beach Tuesday in Costa Rica ... crawling around in the ocean with her adorable dog Lua.

Not every VIctoria's Secret model can have two elves fighting over them.

Justin Bieber By the Short Hairs

Justin Bieber made it to the Young Hollywood Awards Sunday just by the tiny hairs of his chinny chin chin.

Justin's been working on the stache for around 3 years ... by our count.

He's no Burt Reynolds.

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'Queen of Versailles' Jackie Siegel Lasers Scorched My Face (Horrifying Photos)

Jackie Siegel's face turned into an even bigger disaster than her nightmare of a mansion -- featured in the famous "Queen of Versailles" documentary -- when she suffered a major allergic reaction to a laser treatment.

Jackie looked like an over-cooked lobster when she got home from a skin rejuvenation session in Orlando. She tells TMZ the plan was to celebrate the end of her long-running lawsuit over the docu about her and husband David Siegel's attempt to build the biggest mansion in the U.S.

Siegel FREAKED when she saw her face, and went back to the doc, who assured her everything was okay. She says it took a long, painful week for the swelling to go down, but her face did return to normal.

They should be so lucky with Versailles. Jackie says they're STILL building and it's scheduled to be done next year.

Mike Myers GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

Mike Myers looks are nothing to laugh at!

Here's the then 27-year-old "Saturday Night Live" comedian at a party back in 1990 (left) and 24 years later -- the now 51-year-old "Shrek" star at a movie in New York City earlier this year (right).

Mike Myers...

Yeah Baby!

The question is...

Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne Let's Be Friends

Notorious friender Cara Delevingne has a new gal pal ... Selena Gomez, who celebrated her 22nd birthday with Delevingne aboard a yacht in St. Tropez.

Forget posing for a pic with model Tanz Watson, if Selena really wants to make Justin Bieber jealous ... this is how you do it.

Neil Patrick Harris GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

Neil Patrick Harris' good looks are center stage!

Here's the then 16-year-old "Doogie Howser, M.D." doctor at a Los Angeles holiday party back in 1989 (left) and 25 years later -- the now 41-year-old Broadway badass leaving a New York City theater late last month (right).

Neil Patrick Harris...

What's up doc?

The question is...