Nicole Kidman Her Face Is Frozen ... in Time

Nicole Kidman showed off her ageless beauty at Cannes ... where her new film, "Grace of Monaco," is set to premiere.

Her beauty secrets are to die for.

Kim and Kanye Touched by Famous Booger

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Former Vogue honcho Andre Leon Talley is definitely our pick of the week.

Talley dug deep during his interview with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West during Monday night's Met Gala ... and then touched the golden couple with his fool's gold.

It's unclear how much time passes before the dig and the touch, but Talley is clearly seen touching Kim's shoulder as he kisses her goodbye ... before using the same hand to shake Kanye's.

Kim did seem a little nasally after the interview.

Adriana Lima So a Model Walks Into a Bar [EXCRUCIATING VIDEO]

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Mirrors are usually Adriana Lima's best friend, but this afternoon in New York City ... they were her mortal enemy.

Lima was shooting a Maybelline commercial in SoHo Tuesday as she walked around her trailer to get to the door ... all while a gaggle of photogs snapped away.

As Lima turned the corner, she ran SMACK into the bus mirror and hit the ground like a ton of bricks. Or, considering Lima is a supermodel, more like 90 pounds of bricks.

Don't worry, we're sure she'll have no problem finding someone to kiss her boo-boo.

Naya Rivera Fired? Maybe ... On Fire? DEFINITELY

Naya Rivera made men around the country gleeful when she was spotted out in Cabo this weekend wearing an incredibly tiny bikini.

No matter what happens with "Glee," it's clear Naya has the body of work to go far.

Jason Alexander GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

There's nothing funny about Jason Alexander's looks!

Here's the the 35-year-old "Seinfeld" star at a comedy benefit back in 1994 (left) and 20 years later, the now 54-year-old father of two at a fancy ball in Beverley Hills earlier this week (right).

"I think it moved."

The question is...

Alicia Silverstone GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

Alicia Silverstone is still a total betty!

Here's the 18-year-old version of the uber-cute "Clueless" star at a premiere in Los Angeles back in 1994 (left) -- and 20 years later, the now 37-year-old mother and author at a book signing in New York earlier this month (right).

Like, the question is...

Kate Upton Cleavage M.I.A. When Cameron Shows Up

Cameron Diaz has an amazing and evil power -- the ability to make Kate Upton's massive boobs disappear.

As Cameron and Kate walked through the Sydney airport Friday -- not only was Kate NOT wearing a low-cut top ... she also pulled her jacket in a futile attempt to conceal her chest.

HUGE difference from Thursday when Kate was solo ... with her girls on full display.

This has been going on for weeks now -- every time Kate goes out with Cameron and Leslie Mann to promote their movie ... the rack gets put away.

Seems to us the spotlight is big enough for all the girls ... including Kate's.

On behalf of humanity, we say -- Cameron must be stopped!

Porsha Williams Most Glam Mug Shot Ever

Porsha Williams is gonna have bitches clamoring for jailhouse makeovers after they see the mug shot she just took in Atlanta.

TMZ obtained the mug shot -- taken with full hair and makeup -- when the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" cast member turned herself in to the Fulton County Sheriff to be booked for simple battery ... a misdemeanor.

As TMZ first reported ... an arrest warrant was issued for Porsha stemming from the brawl she had with Kenya Moore while shooting RHOA.

Porsha was released immediately after posting her $2,000 bail. She paid cash.

Werk.

Serena Williams Game, Set ... Booty!!!

Serena Williams showed off a little skin yesterday, frolicking in the ocean and enjoying the glorious weather of Miami.

In the battle for the best butt around ... advantage Williams.

Kate Upton Of Course I Love My Body I'm Hot, You Idiots

This is fantastic: Kate Upton -- one of the hottest women in the world -- has bravely taken it upon herself to dispel crazy reports she's insecure about her body ... insisting she loves every inch of her flawless physique.

The Sun newspaper ran a story over the weekend purporting to quote Kate, who allegedly said, "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life." But Kate now insists she never said that.

She just tweeted, "Unfortunately, what was said about my body is completely made up to try and drum up controversy where there is none. Like every woman, I have moments of insecurity, but I love and am proud of my body -- every part of it -- and wouldn't change a thing."

That's right. Kate Upton wouldn't change a thing about her body. Imagine that.