Beauty

Since you're not Oscar winner Jeremy Irons, you probably get mud mask treatments at a boring spa -- but he has a dude in a Speedo apply his ... while sitting in Italian volcanic ash. Baller!

Irons and his wife, Sinead Cusack, caught a boat ride to Ischia -- a volcanic island off Naples, known for its natural hot springs. While the couple soaked, Irons got the mud literally painted on his face.

The Kardashians have every right to trash the beauty company they once promoted, because they got royally stiffed ... this according to a judge no less.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney were hauled into court by Haven Beauty, which had a deal with the girls to promote its makeup line. The product line was called "Kardashian Beauty" and everything was just fine, until the girls decided to pull the plug on the deal just before the product launch.

The 3 Ks went ham on the company, claiming they had no affiliation with the company anymore and the company was trying to deceive consumers.

Haven wanted $10 million in damages and an injunction muzzling the girls. But the judge just ruled Kim, Khloe and Kourtney had every right to talk trash, because Haven didn't pay them what was owed. So the injunction was denied.

Katy Perry's makeup line is no "Teenage Dream" -- it's a straight ripoff of cosmetic company Hard Candy ... according to Hard Candy, anyway.

The company is suing Procter & Gamble -- the parent company of CoverGirl -- over its KP line of lipsticks, mascaras and other face paints ... which launched earlier this year. According to the docs, obtained by TMZ, Hard Candy says it's had trademarks for 10 plus years ... and the Katy line is infringing.

It's not spelled out in the lawsuit, but it appears Hard Candy's taking issue with the heart in the middle of CoverGirl's Katy makeup logos -- since that's very similar to its logo.

The Kardashian girls aren't gonna get blasted by some beauty company sitting down ... they've just fired off a lawsuit saying the outfit has screwed them over.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney claim in a new lawsuit Haven Beauty has stiffed them after the company cashed in on perfume, makeup and other stuff using the girls' names and faces.

Haven has sued the famous trio for more than $10 mil, claiming they backed out of their deal and then had the nerve to badmouth the company.

Now the girls admit they ended their deal, but did it because Haven was not paying them the royalties they earned. They also say Haven went rogue and tried launching a mobile app and other products that were not approved by the girls.

The Kardashians need to seal their beesting lips, and if they won't a judge will seal them for the girls ... at least that's the goal in a new lawsuit against the brood.

Haven Beauty is outraged the klan has publicly bashed them. As we first reported, the Kardashians claim the company has falsely represented that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe are behind the makeup line.

Haven insists, in new legal docs, the girls are just trying to weasel out of the deal they made, so they're asking a judge for 2 things.

First ... an order prohibiting them from talking smack against the company.

The Kardashians are calling BS on a new cosmetic line with their namesake ... saying they're pissed cause it's misleading their fans.

"Kardashian Beauty" launched over the weekend plastering the sisters' names and faces on its website. But the sisters want to make it absolutely clear -- they're NOT part of the company in any way, shape or form.

A little backstory ... back in 2012, the Kardashians teamed up with Boldface cosmetics to license and distribute color cosmetics. The sisters claim due to Boldface's mismanagement, the partnership didn't last long ... and Boldface ultimately went belly up. Haven Beauty stepped in 2 years later but that partnership went downhill over disagreements with Haven's owners.

That brings us to now ... the Kardashians and Haven Beauty are locked in a nasty legal war and we're told Haven Beauty's gone rogue and forged ahead anyway, launching "Kardashian Beauty."

A rep for the Kardashians tells TMZ the sisters vigorously reject ANY involvement with the company.

"Over the weekend, new cosmetic products were announced on the Kardashian Beauty cosmetic social media pages with pictures and statements from Kourtney, Kim and Khloe. The three Kardashian sisters are not in business with this cosmetic company."

They go on to say, "The people selling the Kardashian Beauty brand and their predatory owners knew this and are attempting to mislead the Kardashians' fans by stating that the Kardashians are still involved. This outrageous conduct is a legal matter and will be dealt with accordingly."

Kylie Jenner's cosmetic company dropped its "F" business rating in record time ... with a pretty simple fix they could've taken care of long ago.

The Better Business Bureau honcho, Rick Copelan, tells us a rep for Kylie Cosmetics called Monday -- after we posted about its big fat "F" -- asking how to fix it ASAP.

We're told the bad grade came after BBB requested sales numbers from Kylie's company ... so it could figure out the ratio of sales figures vs complaints. But since Kylie's side never responded, BBB had to guesstimate sales numbers ... and that resulted in the "F."

Once the cosmetics company reported its actual sales numbers -- which Copelan called "huge" -- the "F" vanished. Now it has "No Rating" because companies less than a year old don't get grades, unless it's lower than a "C."

Just so Kylie knows -- the BBB says IF it were to rate her company now, it would fall between a "C and B." Also important to note ... she needs at least a "B" to get BBB accredited.

#MakingtheGrade

Kylie Jenner's cosmetics co. is a big fat FAILURE ... at least according to the Better Business Bureau.

Kylie Cosmetics' consumer satisfaction rating has plummeted to an all-time low ... it gets an F. The company's racked up 137 customer complaints on BBB in the 9 months since it began operating.

As we've reported, Kylie Cosmetics has had a slew of problems ... from security breaches to packages getting stolen or ransacked. Many people say they've never even heard back from customer service.

BBB confronted the company last month, but problems still persist. In the last week alone, 10 people complained about service or delivery. One customer's kit arrived without the pencil.

Kylie needs a B to get back in BBB's good graces. Better work on some extra credit, KJ.

Sophie Tweed-Simmons is willing to make the leap from lingerie model to nekkidness ... but it's gotta be artsy. We'll explain.

The 23-year-old spawn of Gene Simmons and former Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed told us the possibility of posing nude crossed her mind after her lingerie photos got so much attention.

She says it would have to be tasteful "with the best photog/director for a reason that serves the art and myself. I would never do porn." Translation: nothing as explicit as Penthouse.

Our modeling sources say Sophie's already met with Wilhelmina L.A., so she's on her way.

She says her end goal is Sports Illustrated, Maxim or Vogue -- and even though Playmates no longer bare all, Sophie's down to become only the 3rd mother-daughter Playboy centerfold duo.

Family Jewels, indeed.

3:10 PM PT -- Attorney Todd Wilson, the Kardashian/Jenner General Counsel, has released a statement in response to the lawsuit, claiming -- "APA's lawsuit is frivolous and the height of dishonesty. The Kardashians and Jenners terminated APA in March 2015 for being incompetent and breaching their fiduciary duties, which cost the Kardashians and Jenners hundreds of millions of dollars. Now the real story of how APA totally failed its clients will be told and APA will have to answer for its incompetence and wrongful acts."

The Kardashians and some Jenners made untold millions and aced out a company that did nothing but help ... so claims the company that is now suing the family.

Agency for the Performing Arts caters to huge brands like Marriott hotels and Lamborghini. They claim they had a verbal agreement in 2009 with Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie, Kendall, but no Rob -- to help make deals. The Agency was supposed to get a 15% cut.

APA says the Kardashians made millions after they locked deals for clothing, footwear, accessories, and hair products.

The suit claims the family pulled the plug on their deal back in March 2015, and since then the APA claims it hasn't seen a dime.

Micheal Lohan's head looked like a lunar nightmare after getting hair plugs, but in the end it actually took pretty well.

The post-surgery results are scary ... it looks like the Moon or Mars with a ring of hair.

Fact is ... the surgery was performed three weeks ago and it's growing in pretty nicely.

Michael didn't like the way he looked, and says two of his kids are about to tie the knot so he wanted to look good for the weddings.

Outta the way Madonna, Eminem, Marilyn Monroe and Sisqo ... a new HUGE man has joined the ranks of the blond ... former Laker star Andrew Bynum who's bleached his dome to Nordic levels.

Bynum debuted the new 'do on social media ... posing for a pic in a Dave & Buster's with his head looking as white as Steve Nash.

No word on why this happened ... but if you know Bynum -- who's thrilled us with Jheri Curls, Afros and the now unforgettable Ike Turner 'do (check 'em all out in the gallery below) -- nothing hair related is out of the question.

Play on, playa.

Kim Kardashian and her family just dropped the hammer on a plastic surgeon who's been cashing in with something called the "Kardashian Facelift."

According to docs obtained by TMZ ... the Kardashians sicced their attorney on Dr. Gary Eldridge, demanding he quit using their name to promote his product, or else.

TMZ broke story ... the Australian doc had filed docs to trademark the fibrin protein treatment in the U.S. He even claimed it was named after his family dog, and NOT Kris Jenner's krew.

But the letter to Dr. Eldridge informs him the family already holds countless trademarks on its name for beauty, cosmetics and all sorts of advertising, upon which he is infringing.

In plain English: Beat it, doc ... we're working this corner!

The Kardashians' faces have inspired a new cosmetic procedure which bears their name ... even though they're not the ones cashing in on it.

That honor goes to Australia's Dr. Gary Eldridge, who just filed for a U.S. trademark on his "minimally invasive face/neck lift" ... which he calls the "Kardashian Facelift." He says it's a painless injection of fibrin protein that forces skin to repair and rejuvenate itself naturally.

Despite the name, Kris Jenner and her flock aren't getting a penny from Eldridge's practice. In fact, he cleverly says his procedure is named after his daughter's dog ... Kardashian.

If you wanna bark up that tree ... it'll cost you $1,870.

Kylie Jenner's lip kits are in such demand, fans are breaking the law to get a piece of the action.

A bunch of customers are demanding answers after various products they ordered were MIA when they opened the boxes ... this according to the Better Business Bureau.

According to the BBB, the boxes had "highly recognizable" Kylie labeling, which proved irresistible to thieves who found the boxes either en route or on doorsteps and mailboxes ... and they somehow got inside and pilfered the contents.

Kylie's people have talked to folks at the BBB and assured them they would solve or at least minimize the problem by making the labeling more low key.

Cheryl Tiegs has a strange way of defending her comments about plus size models, in general ... and Ashley Graham, specifically.

We got the OG supermodel Thursday at LAX, and she told us the media misinterpreted her words when she said this year's S.I. Swimsuit cover girl Ashley's look was ... not healthy in the long run.

So, check out the video -- Cheryl breaks down exactly what she really meant, and in the process says she prefers "the normal, fit athletic, Sports Illustrated girl."

There's more, including her true feelings about Ashley's beauty ... though we're not sure how Ashley will take this.

#Covergirlwars