Jermaine Jackson Is That a Bag of Oranges Or ...

It's usually Jermaine Jackson's bizarrely immaculate hairline that mesmerizes ... but his tight leather pants stole the show Wednesday in Calabasas.

The Jacksons are still a BIG deal. Can you feel it?

Michelle Rodriguez Armpit Hair Growing Fast ... And Possibly Furious

Michelle Rodriguez proudly showed off her unshaven armpit Tuesday, captioning the pic, "Grew my armpit hairs gotta love it... Hmm yum."

We'll take her word for it on the "love" part. Definitely not buying the "yum" ...

Magic Johnson I'm All Mani

Magic Johnson is a behemoth of a man, with really nice toenails.

Brielle Zolciak-Biermann My Lips are Sealed

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This is the new normal folks ... Brielle Biermann -- daughter of ex "RHOA" star Kim Zolciak -- getting lip injections, because being 18 just isn't good enough.

It looks like this may have been a 2-for-1 deal, because Brielle and Kim covered their faces Wednesday as the arrived at LAX.

Brielle posted the gnarly procedure in time lapse. She says, "my lips are my biggest insecurity and I'm so happy with the results now!"

Plus she gets half off on the next procedure.

Adele Hello, It's Me ... No, Really!!!

Adele is unrecognizable in this pic she posted of herself hidden behind a face mask and a head of hair filled with curlers.

She captioned the fun photo, "I woke up like this!"

Why do we hear Michael Myers belting out "Chasing Pavements"?

Tyra Banks Quits TV Show 'FABLife' In Fit

Tyra Banks has just quit her TV show "FABLife," saying she wants to focus on her cosmetic line, but TMZ sources say it was not a pretty parting of the ways.

The show has been struggling, and there was tension on the set. We're told Tyra and one of the executive producers did not get along. We're told she was particularly upset because she felt she had been double-crossed ... she claimed show honchos promised to push her cosmetics line much harder than they did.

We're told there was a staff meeting a week ago where execs said the show would be moving in a different direction. But Tyra had been missing days on the show, and the handwriting was on the wall.

Rose McGowan Shaved Clean

Rose McGowan channeled her inner Sinead O'Connor by shaving her head for no apparent reason.

McGowan captioned one photo ..."No hair don't care. Honestly, it's liberating."

She can eat her dinner in a fancy restaurant ...

Miss Bumbum Winner Yeah, That Seems About Right

Suzy Cortez was just crowned the new Miss Bumbum Brazil ... which totally made sense as she turned to walk away.

Sometimes, in the pageant world, it pays to bring up the rear.

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Caitlyn Jenner What Tangled Webs We Weave

Caitlyn Jenner is learning all about girl problems ... like hiding those pesky tracks in her hairpiece.

Caitlyn was leaving Kim Kardashian's birthday party in L.A. Wednesday when she leaned down to get in her Porsche, revealing she's a little follically challenged.

Big Ang Caitlyn Jenner ... I'm Over 'HIM'

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Big Ang decided to go on the attack against Caitlyn Jenner ... but her choice of venue was odd ... a gay night club.

It all went down during the question round of the Miss Feathers Pageant in New Jersey, where Ang asked contestants what they thought of Caitlyn Jenner.

A contestant's answer sends Ang off in a third-person pronoun tirade.

Big Ang punches below the belt a couple more times before walking off stage. She kinda reminds us of an evil Rodney Dangerfield, no?

A-List Make-Up Artist Beats The Crap Out of Robber ...With His Brushing Hand

An A-list make-up artist known for his Audrey Hepburn eyebrows and clients like Mariah Carey and Jessica Chastain, turned from pretty boy to Batman after a guy tried robbing his pal's NYC jewelry store.

Kristofer Buckle says he was helping his friend open Thursday morning when he got jumped by a man trying to break into the closed shop.

Here's the thing ... kicking butt isn't part of Buckle's day-to-day ... he's usually powdering the noses of his really impressive clientele -- Carey, Chastain, Sheryl Crow, Khloe Kardashian, Christina Aguilera, Kelly Ripa and Julianna Margulies, to name a few.

Still, what happened outside the storefront doesn't fall far from his line of work because it reads like a movie script. Buckle tells us he was able to lift the guy on his back off the ground, backpedal, slam him into a parked truck out front, flip him over onto the sidewalk and throw a few jabs and kicks in.

Buckle only suffered a minor bruise to his pinky. As for the suspect, he got away before the cops came. Buckle says the bad guy will have to deal with the fact he got his ass beat by a pretty boy, which is punishment enough.

Kylie Jenner Most Shocking Photo ... This Really Is Her!

Do NOT trust your eyes ... this IS Kylie Jenner going deep, DEEP undercover on Monday without a lick of makeup, and what appears to be her real hair.

KJ was out car shopping ('cause one Ferrari's never enough) in Calabasas, and what an incredible difference a few days makes! The pic on the right is Kylie at NY Fashion Week.

The 18-year-old is now the reigning popularity queen in the fam, but we can't recall her rocking such a natural look in public since her pre-teen days. Nice to know Tyga's GF can still look like she's 18 every now and then.

Although we doubt he sees it that way.

Former Miss New York Contestant Decrowned For Going Topless 'I Deserve An Apology Too'

A former Miss New York contestant forced to give up her crown by the Miss America Organization after appearing topless in a film wants an apology similar to Vanessa Williams'.

Jennifer DeLora was crowned Miss Ulster County, New York in 1986 and was about to compete for the Miss New York crown when the org came across her starring role in "Bad Girls Dormitory," in which she was topless for only 7 seconds.

DeLora says she got a letter notifying her she had 72 hours to surrender her county crown for what the organization called conduct that was "indecent and in bad taste."

The letter said her conduct not only violated pageant rules, but they were also protecting her from looming bad publicity like Williams endured 2 years earlier.

DeLora grouses Williams' photos were far more lurid than her tepid nude scene.

She says the organization took away her title, scholarship money and her pride and now she's demanding an apology too.

Bad girls do cry.

Gigi & Bella Hadid A Pair of Bums

Sisters Gigi and Bella Hadid let their buns hang out as they walked the runway Monday for Tommy Hilfiger during New York Fashion Week.

Forget bikinis, these two should be the spokeswomen for genes.

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Miss America Pageant Meltdown Over Vanessa Williams Apology

The Miss America execs preparing for the live show on Sunday are in crisis mode over Vanessa Williams' appearance ... and it all has to do with the nude, girl-on-girl pics that caused her to get dethroned 31 years ago.

Sources connected with the pageant tell TMZ, Vanessa agreed to appear at the beginning of the show where a Miss America official would apologize for forcing her to resign after the now-famous photos were unearthed. Vanessa would then be presented with a fresh crown.

But production sources tell TMZ, there was a meeting Wednesday between Vanessa's people and the organization and it all hit the fan, because the Miss America people were under the impression Vanessa would apologize for her actions, and then they would give her the crown.

It seems almost ridiculous pageant officials would think Vanessa would fall on the sword, but that's the case.

As of Thursday night, the 2 sides are at an impasse. The pressure's on the organization, because a promo has been running non-stop touting Vanessa's return.

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