Rachel Uchitel G-String for Two
As the latest pregnant famous person to do their best Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover impersonation, topless former Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel showed off her growing baby bump -- and nearly everything else -- in a sexy maternity g-string.
This is baby's first thong.
The 37-year-old -- who is due in eight days -- then went a little more demure by also posing covered up in a sheet.
Uchitel -- who's married to former Penn State football player Matt Hahn -- knows a new mother needs to set a good example.
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Elton John & Justin Bieber Are Seeing Red
Looking like father and son, music legend Sir Elton John and teen pop prince Justin Bieber both rocked red Sally Jessy Raphael specs this week.
Everything old is new again.
We're just sayin'.
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Ray J I'm a Professional Fighter ... of Ingrown Hairs
The death of Whitney Houston hasn't diminished the marketing value of her ex-boyfriend Ray J -- TMZ has learned the singer just inked a major deal ... to fight the war on ingrown hairs.
Ray J is officially the new face of Prince Reigns shaving serum ... and according to the singer's rep, the deal is worth up to $1 million bucks ... though the rep wouldn't divulge the exact terms of the contract.
A rep for the company tells us Sophie Monk signed a similar deal.
Fun Fact -- Ray's former sex tape partner Kim Kardashian has also dabbled in the body hair removal business -- inking a deal of her own with the TRIA laser hair removal system a few years ago.
We said it was a "fun" fact ... not an interesting fact.
Big Deal!
Jake 'The Raging Bull' LaMotta 'MEMBA HIM?!
World Middleweight Champion Jake LaMotta -- who was famously portrayed by Robert De Niro in the 1980 classic "Raging Bull" -- was once known for having the strongest chin in the boxing biz!!
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Kelly Clarkson Since U Been ... Jessie J?
Here's OG "American Idol" Kelly Clarkson filming her latest video in L.A. this weekend (left) -- and fledgling British pop star Jessie J in concert recently (right).
It's amazing what winning a contest will do to a person.
We're just sayin'.
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LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Hit a Rocky Patch
After one year of marriage, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian proved their relationship is as rock hard solid as LeAnn's bikini body in Cabo this weekend.
The happy couple renewed their vows in Mexico and showed off their tanned and toned physiques on the beach together.
Being washed up on the shore never looked so good.
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Janice Dickinson Is in Earth, Wind & Fire?
Here is self-proclaimed world's first supermodel Janice Dickinson at an event in NYC on Monday (left) -- and Verdine White, the bassist for Earth, Wind & Fire back in 2009 (right).
Strike a pose.
We're just sayin'.
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Robert Redford Good Genes or Good Docs?
Robert Redford will always be the Sundance kid.
Here's the 44-year-old Oscar winner back in 1981(left) -- and 31 years later, the 75-year-old at an event in London on Thursday (right).
He really is the natural.
Mark Wahlberg Did Someone Order Beefcake?
Mark Wahlberg continued his recent trend of strutting around the set of his new movie looking totally jacked ... spotted yesterday in Miami in what appears to be nothing but an apron and a pair of boots.
If the producers of the flick haven't locked down a movie poster yet ... they might just wanna use this photo.
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'Avengers' vs Strippers Who'd You Rather?
It was a battle of the superbods as "Avengers" star Chris Hemsworth and "Magic Mike" hunks Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello all hung out fully clothed at an event in NYC this week.
Question is ...
Kim K Miss Kardashian Goes to Washington
Kim Kardashian left the side of Kanye West to head to Washington, D.C. this afternoon ... touching down in our nation's capital in advance of the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Yes we can.
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Lindsay Lohan Better Late Than Never
After finally arriving in Washington, D.C. this morning, Lindsay Lohan attended the White House Correspondents' Garden Brunch this morning ... posing for a photo with Susan Axelrod, chair and founding member of Citizens United for Research in Epilepsy.
If she's going to look that good, Lindsay can be late any time she wants.
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Sexy Celebrity Legs GUESS WHO!
Can you guess which sultry stars have a leg up on the competition with these incredibly gorgeous gams?
"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."
George & Stacy & Rande & Cindy The Beautiful People Double Date
It was an A-list beautiful people power summit as George Clooney and Stacy Keibler enjoyed a double date with supermodel Cindy Crawford and her handsome husband Rande Gerber at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood on Thursday.
In related news, gorgeous people eat!
Kim Kardashian Spends a Bootyful Day in NYC
With Kanye West nowhere in sight, Kim Kardashian spent some quality time with her world famous gigantic badonkadonk while out spending her share of her $40 million reality TV deal in NYC on Thursday.
A derriere can be a girl's best friend too.
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Warren G Dr. Dre Prescribed Me a Killer Workout Regimen
The rapper tells TMZ ... he let himself slide after his stint on the reality show back in 2007 ... but was recently inspired to get his ass back in the gym after a brutally honest conversation with Dre.
“A lot of people in my family have high blood pressure" ... Warren says ... adding, "Dre told me I better start hitting the gym ... so I took his advice."
Warren says his "feel good workout plan" consists of running and boxing nearly every day ... along with cutting the crap out of his diet.
Still, Warren admits his renewed exercise kick isn't just health related -- "Seeing Dre looking all cut up and in shape made me want to get myself together and look right, too.”
Gotta respect the honesty.