Meryl Streep Good Genes or Good Docs?

For your consideration ... Meryl Streep.

Here's the 30-year-old, 17-time Oscar nominee (and two-time winner) back in 1979 (left) -- and the 62-year-old at an event in London recently (right).

She really is the best.

Hulk vs. Hulk vs. Hulk vs. Hulk Who'd You Rather?

Here's Mark Ruffalo playing not-so jolly green giant the Hulk in the upcoming "Avengers" movie, following in the muscled footsteps of Edward Norton in the 2008 film "The Incredible Hulk," Eric Bana in the 2003 Ang Lee version "Hulk" and Lou Ferrigno in the classic '70s TV series "The Incredible Hulk."

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Eva Longoria Held Up in Hollywood

"Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria bordered on having a wardrobe malfunction as she left her restaurant Beso in Hollywood last night ... by barely wearing a little black dress with a very deep and interesting plunging neckline.

Despite being smokin' hot, the glowing 36-year-old did her best to contribute to the nip in the air.

Amanda Seyfried Queen of Pop?

Here's Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of her new movie "Gone" in Hollywood on Wednesday (left) -- and the Queen of Pop Madonna at a pre-Super Bowl event earlier this month (right).

One is 26. Madonna is 53.

We're just sayin'.

Lindsay Lohan Social Life Is Back on Track Too

Just hours after getting a glowing review from Judge Sautner at her probation progress report hearing, Lindsay Lohan was back in black on the red carpet at an Oscars art event in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

If Linds passes her last progress hearing on March 29th by completing 14 days of community service and 5 therapy sessions, she'll be able to once again party responsibly in peace ... if she obeys all laws.

Hopefully, her Linsanity days are over.

Carrot Top My Buff Days Are OVER!!!

Carrot Top is sick of being compared to a ginger Arnold Schwarzenegger ... telling TMZ he's dropped 30 pounds in an effort to return to physical normalcy.

C.T. was at Boa in Hollywood last night ... when he told us he's given up weight lifting for the time being to focus on cardio so he can shed the diesel muscle mass.

When asked if he was sick of being buff, Mr. Top replied, "It didn't fit my style."

FYI -- here's Carrot back in 2008 (below) ... so ... yeah, we approve of the new look.

Marcia Cross The Fake Stache Family Pic

While shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart on Tuesday, "Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross and her husband, sister and twin daughters tried to go unnoticed by getting photographed wearing fake mustaches.

It almost worked.

'Mob Wives' Renee Graziano BUSTED in Florida

"Mob Wives" lovely Renee Graziano brought out the huge, er, guns by showing off her $30,000 post-op buxom bod​ in a sexy blue bikini at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Florida the other day.

Renee is guilty of rack-eteering.

Kim Kardashian Baby Got Front ... & Back!

It's hard to tell what's hotter: Kim Kardashian's ridiculous curves from the front or her bootyful bod from the back.

With her purple bikini stretched to the limit in Miami this weekend, Kim -- along with her good pal Jonathan Cheban at her side -- made sure all her smokin' hot lady parts were ready for their close-up.

She can take it from all sides.

Fat Tuesday Plump it Up!

People are kicking off Mardi Gras today by gorging their faces for the sacred Fat Tuesday feast -- check out what a few of Hollywood's hottest would look like if they totally let themselves go!

Eat your heart out!

Will.i.am vs. Female Olympian Who Wore It Better?

Black Eyed Peas front man will.i.am and gold medal winning British heptathlon Olympian Denise Lewis both showed up to the Burberry fashion show wearing the same coat in London on Monday.

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Toni Braxton's Career Has Got Legs ... & Thighs & Hips

Here's R+B diva Toni Braxton, 45, at a concert in L.A. on Sunday (left) -- and the 34-year-old in her infamous Richard Tyler white non-dress at the 2001 Grammys (right).

Toni loves to bare her, er, soul.

We're just sayin'

Brian Austin Green & Megan Fox His & Hers Rock Hard Bodies

Proving their marriage is as fit as they are, original "90210" star Brian Austin Green, 38, and his gorgeous bikini-clad 25-year-old wife Megan Fox got touchy feely with each other while showing off their happily married ripped physiques in Hawaii this weekend.

They are abs-olutely perfect for each other.

Viola Davis Takes Golden Globes to the NAACP Awards

Wearing a plunging low cut orange number, Best Actress Oscar nominee Viola Davis showed off some of her other God-given talents at the NAACP Image Awards in L.A. this weekend.

The buxom 46-year-old definitely doesn't need any help in this area.

Miley Cyrus Tatted Up Again

Miley Cyrus was at it again last night -- which with her can mean several things -- but in this case she got another tattoo ... TMZ has learned.

Cyrus showed up at Studio City Tattoo at around 8:00 PM last night with a few friends, including BF Liam Hemsworth (see below).

Miley was the only one of the crew to get inked ... with the phrase "Love Never Dies" on the inside of her left bicep.

Maybe there was a special on clichés.

Jenny vs. Carmen vs. Jwoww Who'd You Rather?

Former Playmates and MTV "Singled Out" hosts Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra got cozy with "Jersey Shore" vixen Jwoww at the "Leather and Laces" Super Bowl event in Indianapolis this month.

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