Beauty

Jennifer Lopez showed off her 42-year-old mother of two taut flat stomach while in Malibu the other day.

The "American Idol" judge was looking belly good, as her 24-year-old boy toy lover Casper Smart frolicked on the sand with her daughter Emme.

Queen of Pop Madonna is performing during the halftime show at the Super Bowl, while original "American Idol" Kelly Clarkson is singing the national anthem.

Question is ...

Here's "SNL" performance survivor Lana Del Rey recently (left) -- and wannabe famous person Phoebe Price back in 2010 (right).

Neither has a critically acclaimed album.

But just because the Giants are completely deprived of their bouncy-cheery-spirit-fingers-hotness, doesn't mean you eyeballs have to be punished.

NFL legend Joe Montana has definitely got game.

Here's the 25-year-old four-time Super Bowl champion quarterback in 1981 (left) -- and 30 years later, the 55-year-old a couple of months ago (right).

They don't call him Golden Joe for nothing.

"Captain America" star Chris Evans showed off his super buff superhero hairy chest and abs while at some sorta photo shoot at Vasquez Rocks Natural Park outside L.A. on Wednesday.

The 30-year-old knows being shirtless is his patriotic duty.

The lord is my personal trainer, I shall not want.

Mega-televangelist Joel Osteen hit the beach in Hawaii this week for a little family vacation time with his wife Victoria, his son Jonathan, his daughter Alexandra ... and a SHREDDED SIX PACK!!!

Besides being one of the most famous preachers in the world, Osteen is also a health nut ... who dishes out diet advice on his web page. Judging by his sculpted physique, dude knows what he's talking about.

Sarah Jessica Parker was hard at work on the L.A. set of "Lovelace" on Wednesday ... taking over the role Demi Moore vacated after she was hospitalized last week.

Parker is rocking a long blonde wig to play '70s feminist icon Gloria Steinem in the biopic of late porn star Linda Lovelace.

As we previously reported, Demi dropped out of the project in the wake of her medical emergency ... when she inhaled dangerous amounts of nitrous oxide in the form of whip-its, lapsed into semi-consciousness and experienced seizure-like symptoms.

Here's "Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction" star Sharon Stone at some event in Beverly Hills on Monday (left) -- and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton back in September (right).

One has a lot of power over men.

Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel knows the first rule when it comes to smoking hot bikini shoots on the beach -- always wear protection ... sweet, sweet, lotion-y protection.

The pic was snapped Saturday in Saint Barts where the super model's butt ... some woman's ... hand ... sorry, where were we?

New England Patriots' wide receiver Tiquan Underwood is so FIRED UP to play in the Super Bowl this weekend ... dude carved the team logo into his head.

FYI -- Underwood's been rocking the awesome hi-top fade for a while ... but the logo is a new addition.

Underwood and the Pats square off against the NY Giants on Sunday.

So ... Amber Rose may have tattooed a tribal lightning bolt thing on her face.

The music video vixen-turned-reality star hit up a Miami nightclub Saturday ... along with her rap superstar BF Wiz Kalifa ... and a giant piece of Tyson-esque art on her face.

7:48 AM PST -- Amber's rep tells us the face art was a temporary makeup thing ... NOT A TATTOO.

... in case you forgot.

FYI -- Jessica Simpson hasn't revealed her exact due date ... but recently said she's expected to give birth in the spring.

Here's "Sex and the City" star Cynthia Nixon with her newly shaved head for her role in the Broadway play "Wit" in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and embattled bald icon singer Sinead O'Connor in L.A. a few weeks ago (right).

Question is ...

Katy Perry made her first big public appearance in the U.S. since her split with Russell Brand last night ... posing on the red carpet with her BFF, jewelry designer Markus Molinari, at the grand opening of 1 OAK Las Vegas at the Mirage Hotel & Casino.

Even though Katy was on the flyer for the event, our guy inside says Katy never addressed the crowd and stayed in her booth (behind a wall of security) for the entire night.

While most of us are hard at work -- Ferris Bueller looks like he has had the last 25 years off!

Here's the 24-year-old hookie playing hunk back in the 1986 movie (left) -- and 26 years later on a a teaser video that surfaced on YouTube (right).

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."