Beauty

With his 40th birthday less than two weeks away, Lance Armstrong showed off his smooth, ageless buff body on the beach in Maui on Tuesday.

What's the difference between Michael Bay and his lady friend's bikini bottom? Only one of them was extremely uptight in Miami yesterday.

FYI -- for your Googling pleasure, her name's Lauren Stoner. And duh, she's a model.

While holding his adorable son, Dwyane Wade and his girlfriend Gabrielle Union cooled off their toned, ripped physiques at the beach in Miami this weekend.

The sexy couple bring on the Miami heat.

Nick Jonas, 18, and his older girlfriend Delta Goodrem, 26, enjoyed an adult unchaperoned vacation in Mexico this weekend.

Consider yourself warned.

It seems ironic ... but the brutal photo of "Glee" star Heather Morris sporting a fake black eye will be auctioned off soon ... and all of the proceeds will go towards a domestic violence charity ... TMZ has learned.

The photo ignited a major controversy when it was released on the Internet a few days ago -- with some critics saying it glamorizes violence against women.

But Tyler Shields, the photog behind the shot, tells us that was NOT the intention -- and he's sorry it came off that way.

Shields says ... to make up for the controversy, he'll be auctioning off the photo, starting at $100k, and will donate every single cent he makes to a top domestic violence charity.

Will.i.am (right) from the Black Eyed Peas posed with another member from the group who isn't Fergie while at a premiere of a documentary movie earlier this week.

The question is...

A deal Prince made to promote his own perfume is going to leave the diminutive singer nearly $4 million in the purple red ... after a quasi-judge concluded he should fork over millions of bucks for causing the deal to go south.

Revelations Perfume and Cosmetics sued Prince over the "3121" odor in 2008 ... claiming he never lived up to his end of the deal -- to promote the scent.

The New York court ruled in favor of Revelations and a "special referee" -- assigned to make recommendations to the judge on the issue of damages -- has now advised the real judge that Prince should fork over $3,948,798.58.

Buff biological brothers Andrew Lawrence, 23, Joey Lawrence, 35, and Matthew Lawrence, 31, posed for this family picture in L.A. on Tuesday.

Question is ...

Looking like Kim Kardashian's blonde body double, Kate Winslet showed off her ridiculous sexy curves in a Stella McCartney dress that accentuated all her positives in Venice, Italy on Friday.

Her sister has a brand new Ferrari ... so it wouldn't be FAIR if Petra Ecclestone didn't ALSO have a ridiculously expensive car to drive around -- which is why her new hubby bought her a Rolls-Royce.

The brand new white Rolls-Royce Phantom -- which usually costs around $250,000 -- was wrapped up with a bow ... and delivered outside of the fancy Beverly Hills hotel Petra is staying in while her $85 million mansion is being worked on.

As Petra said herself ... she's not spoiled, she's PRIVILEGED.

Audrina Patridge and her mother Lynn showed off their hills & rockin' bods in matching teal green bikinis on the beach in Malibu on Wednesday.

Nothing beats a mother's love ... of her daughter's fame.

They're both from Long Island ... they're both terrible drivers ... and now Lindsay Lohan and Billy Joel have something else in common ... his lyrics tattooed on her body -- and TMZ has the photo.

LiLo rolled over to her favorite L.A. tattoo shop -- Shamrock Tattoos -- this week and got the words "Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I'm in the prime of my life" inked on her rib cage.

For those who weren't around during the "Storm Front" years -- the lyrics are from Joel's 1989 song, "I Go to Extremes." Pretty good song ... doesn't hold a candle to "We Didn't Start The Fire" though.

We're told Lindsay felt the lyric was important to her because "It represented where she is in life and everything she's been through ... it signifies that she's focused."

Here's a shot of Henry Cavill as Superman on the set of "Man of Steel" with muscles bulging out of his ridiculously skintight costume.

Spandex is definitely not his kryptonite.