J.Lo vs. Chick in Marc's Video: Who'd You Rather?

Here's music/film/fashion and "American Idol" diva Jennifer Lopez (left) -- and the J.Lo lookalike in Marc Anthony and Pitbull's new video "Rain Over Me" (right).

Question is ...

Brandi Glanville -- Unreal Housewife of Beverly Hills

Showing off everything Eddie Cibrian gave up, new "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Brandi Glanville soaked her sexy divorced curves at the beach in L.A. on Thursday.

Eat your heart out, LeAnn Rimes.

William Levy -- From J.Lo to Award Show Host

Fresh from denying he had anything but a professional relationship with Jennifer Lopez, her music video love interest Wiliam Levy landed the gig of hosting a Spanish-language award show in Miami last night.

The Cuban Brad Pitt shaved his head and flashed his rock hard abs at Los Premios Juventud, which honors Spanish-speaking celebs in film, TV, music and sports.

While J.Lo was not in attendance, she was nominated for Best Duet for her monster hit "On the Floor" with Pitbull. She didn't win.

Mary J. Blige & Herb?

Here's a first look at R+B diva Mary J. Blige as Justice Charlier in the new movie musical "Rock of Ages" (left) -- and '70s duo Peaches & Herb (right).

Reunited.

We're just sayin'.

'Gossip Girl' Star Is Lyle Lovett?

Here's "Gossip Girl" hottie Penn Badgley at an event in NYC on Wednesday (left) -- and country crooner Lyle Lovett a little while back (right).

One of them was married to Julia Roberts in the '90s.

We're just sayin'.

Cristiano Ronaldo -- I Must Say!

Here's Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo at an event in L.A. on Monday (left) -- and Martin Short as Ed Grimley on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day (right).

Totally decent.

We're just sayin'.

Palin v. Bachmann -- The Who'd Ya Rather Showdown

Sarah Palin's in a major face-off with Michele Bachmann ... and we're not talking about the Presidential race. Whip out your ballots -- it's time to pick the hottest Republican!

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GB Packers Stud Gets Super Bowl Ring TATTOO

Most NFL champs rock their Super Bowl ring on their hand -- Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields is wearing his on his NECK.

The 23-year-old defensive stud -- who was a rookie when the Packers won the Super Bowl this year -- rolled into the Ultimate Designz tattoo shop in Miami last week ... and pitched his ink idea to tattoo artist Sergio Garcia. He even brought in the ACTUAL ring for Sergio to study.

Sergio tells us it took about 3 hours to draw out the design of the tat (pictured above) -- and a little more than 2 hours to ink it onto Sam.

We're told Shields was a "really nice guy" throughout the whole process -- and even left a fat tip.

Fun Fact: Sam's actual Super Bowl ring has 109 diamonds in it, but his tattoo ONLY has 60 pictured ... because we're told putting that many small diamonds in the tattoo would have been "impossible."

Jesse Metcalfe -- Topless PDA with a Blonde

Showing off his buff, supple, buxom pecs, Jesse Metcalfe rolled around shirtless with some hot blonde on Venice Beach yesterday.

That's what you call splendor in the grass.

Dennis Rodman's 50th Birthday Is a Drag

Wearing sexy, black, lacy women's lingerie, Carmen Electra's ex-husband Dennis Rodman celebrated his belated 50th birthday with a bunch of chicks at Chateau Nightclub at the Paris hotel in Vegas on Tuesday.

Sometimes even a guy likes to slip into something a little more comfortable.

Ivanka Meet the Littlest Trump

Two days after giving birth, Ivanka Trump was spotted arriving to her NYC home holding her adorable little daughter, Arabella Rose, on Tuesday.

This is the first child for Donald Trump's 29-year-old daughter and husband Jared Kushner.

Watching Cristiano Ronaldo

While heading to practice in L.A. on Monday, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo flashed his pimped out gold World Traveler Watch featuring four different time zones on its face.

Ronaldo knows what time it is.

Italian Model -- Cheeky w/ LaBeouf Lookalike

Italian model Melissa Satta may not be very famous in the U.S., but who cares ... because she still looks amazing in a bikini.

The 25-year-old showed off her gorgeous Italian alps in Sardinia this weekend with a guy who kinda, sorta looks like that dude from "Transformers" who claims he nailed that hot chick from "Transformers" ... what's her name again?

Joey Lawrence's Body -- Whoa!

Former child star Joey Lawrence flexed his buff and hairless God-given talents on the beach in Hawaii this weekend.

The 35-year-old "Melissa & Joey" star has really blossomed.

Serena Williams Stomachs the Competition

Wearing a mismatched black and pink bikini, tennis diva Serena Williams cooled her rock hard body in the waters off South Beach this weekend.

The buff 29-year-old brickhouse does not need a lifeguard.

Spelling Mansion Buyer Shows Off Her Assets

Super rich 22-year-old Formula One heiress Petra Ecclestone did what anyone would do after buying Candy Spelling's mega mansion for $85 million ... she partied on a yacht in St. Tropez this weekend.

The bikini babe likes flaunting her unreal estate.