Arnold's Baby Mama Real Housewife of Miami?

Here's Arnold Schwarzenegger's ex-housekeeper/mother of his child Mildred Patty Baena (left) -- and "Real Housewives of Miami" breakout star Elsa Patton (right).

Sexy mamacitas.

We're just sayin'.

Brad & Angie -- Smooth Date Night

With his beard completely shaved smooth, Brad Pitt put on his Sunday best to attend his "The Tree of Life" premiere in L.A. last night with his glammed up baby mama Angelina Jolie.

When not saving the world, the parents of six really clean up nicely.

Christina Hendricks STUFFED.

Just days after Christina Hendricks declared that her boobs are "obviously real" ... the "Mad Men" star jammed them into a bathing suit and flaunted them at a resort in Italy yesterday.

Does a body good.

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez -- The Shirtless Pic

Showing off his shirtless torso, 17-year-old Justin Bieber basked in the Hawaiian sun with his older girlfriend Selena Gomez on Tuesday.

Justin better use protection ... on his fair skin.

Lindsay Lohan -- Oops, My Boob Fell Out AGAIN

For the 2nd time in less than a week ... Lindsay Lohan's right breast escaped its holster and hung out in Miami.

Once Lohan got a hold of the situation, she flashed another piece of her anatomy to photographers ... her middle finger.

Bar Refaeli's Bikini Body -- Miss Me Now, Leo?

Bar Refaeli rubbed her breakup with Leo DiCaprio in his face by showing off her amazing bikini body -- proving sometimes looks really are THAT important.

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Bar Refaeli's New Bikini GOOD LORD.

If you're Leo DiCaprio ... and you just broke up with Bar Refaeli ... and you see these photos of her on a yacht in France ... do you hate yourself right now????

The answer is yes.

Rachel vs. Sarah Who'd You Rather?

Television actresses Rachel Bilson and Sarah Michelle Gellar were all smiles at the same event in NYC on Thursday.

Question is ...

Shemar Moore & GF -- 'Criminal' Bodies

"Criminal Minds" star Shemar Moore, 41, and and his sexy lady friend showed off their ripped physiques on the beach in Miami on Thursday.

They're a match made in abs heaven.

David Hasselhoff Good Genes or Good Docs?

"Baywatch" grandaddy David Hasselhoff can still rock those red trunks.

Here's the TV lifeguard back in his '90s heyday (left) -- and the 58-year-old on the set of "Piranha 3DD" in North Carolina on Friday (right).

Someone's been laying off the cheeseburgers.

Where's Mischa?!

After an extensive search -- ex-actress Mischa Barton was finally spotted at the Nice airport in France earlier today.

We're just sayin'.

Janet Jackson Prince of Pop?

Here's pop diva Janet Jackson at an amfAR event in Cannes on Thursday -- and music legend Prince at an awards show last year.

Unbeweaveable.

We're just sayin'.

Bar & Victoria Fashion Catastrophe in Cannes

It was a supermodel nightmare in Cannes last night, as Bar Refaeli and Victoria Silvstedt barely survived showing up to a fashion party wearing the SAME dress.

They're dressed to kill ... their stylist.

Maria vs. Arnold's Baby Mama Who'd You Rather?

Here's Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver -- and the mother of his secret love child, Mildred "Patty" Baena.

Question is...

Royal Wedding Hat Bidding SOARS to $30K!

Princess Beatrice's crazy royal wedding hat that stole the show on William and Kate's big day is creating a BIDDING FRENZY on eBay -- shooting past the $30k mark with four days left to go!!

Ever since the auction began 6 days ago -- the hat has received over 60 bids ... with the current bid listed at $32,478.56.

Bea had released a statement on the hat ... saying, "I've been amazed by the amount of attention the hat has attracted. It's a wonderful opportunity to raise as much money as possible for two fantastic charities. I hope whoever wins the auction has as much fun with the hat as I have."

The auction closes on May 22 -- and all proceeds will be equally split between UNICEF and Children in Crisis.

Kelly Carlson -- The Dark Side Never Looked So Good

Showing off her flawless body, former blonde "Nip/Tuck" babe Kelly Carlson rocked an itty bitty black bikini in Malibu the other day.

Lucky dog.