Wanna Smell Like Joe Jackson?!!?
If you've ever looked at Joe Jackson and thought, "How the hell can I smell like THAT guy?" ... well, fret no more ... MJ's dad has unveiled a brand new line of body scents.
Joe debuted a "Jackson" scent line for both MEN and WOMEN in Cannes, France this week ... with a cologne called, "Tribute," and perfume called, "Legend."
Apparently, "Greed" and "Abuse" didn't make the cut.
So what do they smell like you ask? The cologne is described as "heavily musky" and the perfume is a "floral harmony" combined with a "fruity note."
No word on when the smells will be available to purchase.
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Mel Gibson Goes Topless in Cannes
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Lookin' good, sugar t*ts.
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So far, we haven't seen a pic of the design Miley had inked on to her body.
Her back tatted winged mom must be proud.
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Amber who?
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Don't call it a comeback.
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Terri vs. Paula Who'd You Rather?
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They did such a good job, she told the ladies, "I'll be back." *rimshot!
We spotted Maria on her way out, and asked her if she was open to taking Arnold back ...
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Rosario vs. Vanessa Who'd You Rather?
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Supa dupa model Gisele Bundchen gave a glimpse of what Tom Brady gets to fondle every night by working a runway in her bra and panties in Brazil on Thursday.
G looks ridiculously amazing in everything ... and barely nothing.
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Miley Cyrus, 18, and her demure back tatted winged mother Tish, 44, both bared their bikini bods on the beach in Rio on Thursday.
Birds of a feather ... sunbathe together.
