Fabio -- Brad Pitt's Ex?

Here's alleged sex symbol Fabio in West Hollywood the other day (left) -- and Jennifer Aniston in NYC last year (right).

One has lovely hair.

We're just sayin'.

Sampras vs. Courier vs. Agassi Who'd You Rather?!

Tennis greats Pete Sampras, 39, Jim Courier, 40, and Andre Agassi, 41, caused a racquet at an event in L.A. on Tuesday.

Question is ...

Larry the NAKED Cable Guy

Comedian Larry the Cable Guy hung out with The Naked Cowboy and stripped down to his not-so tighty whities while filming his reality show in Times Square on Wednesday.

No injuries were reported.

Aretha Franklin -- Black Is Slimming

Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin proved she's half the singer she used to be ... by looking fab in a black gown at a charity gala in NYC last night.

Fortunately, there's one thing the slimmed down 69-year-old diva hasn't lost -- her big voice.

As If David Beckham Couldn't Get Any Cooler ...

... then he goes and rides his motorcycle through Malibu on Tuesday.

If only we all could bike it like Beckham.

Lorenzo Lamas -- Marriage Does the Body Good

While on his honeymoon with his FIFTH wife, Lorenzo Lamas showed off his ripped 53-year-old body on the beach in Mexico the other day.

Lamas is not only taking his wife Shawna Craig's last name ... he's apparently borrowing her bathing suit bottom too.

Will Ferrell Lakers KISS CAM with John C. Reilly

Los Angeles Lakers fan Will Ferrell took a break from stuffing his face with a hamburger at last night's playoff game ... to stuff his face with a little John C. Reilly during a kiss cam moment.

Nobody denies the Kiss Cam.

Michelle vs. Mila Who'd You Rather?

Television actress Michelle Trachtenberg, 25, and movie star Mila Kunis, 27, both slicked their hair back at the same event in D.C. this weekend.

Question is ...

Guess Whose Butt Tat!

Can you guess who showed off their rosy backside in a polka dot bikini in Malibu this weekend?

Urban vs. Woods vs. Mayer Who'd You Rather?

Keith Urban and John Mayer both performed at a Tiger Woods charity event, Tiger Jam 2011, at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas last night.

Question is ...

Tiger in 'Major Payne': 'Memba Him?!

Orlando Brown played the pipsqueak cadet Kevin "Tiger" Dunne opposite Damon Wayans in the 1995 funny flick "Major Payne." Guess what he looks like now!

The Rock vs. Vin Diesel Who'd You Rather?

Bald musclemen Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, 38,and Vin Diesel, 43, both star in "Fast Five."

Question is ...

Mouse in 'The Matrix': 'Memba Him?!

Matt Doran is best known for playing the red pill eating programmer in the 1999 science fiction film "The Matrix." Guess what he looks like now!

The Twilight of Booboo's Beach Body

"Eclipse" star Booboo Stewart showed off his smooth ripped abs while at the beach in Santa Monica this week.

The 17-year-old is giving Taylor Lautner a run for his werewolf six-pack money.

Nicole Richie Bikini Mother of Two

Former socialite party girl turned Glendale soccer mom, Nicole Richie rocked a colorful bikini while baking in the warm Miami sun on Thursday.

The 29-year-old is a tanned shell of her former self.

Kris Humphries & Kim K -- Sizing Up Their Relationship

Despite their, er, differences, NJ Nets Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are a good fit.

The happy couple made their way through LAX yesterday.

They're livin' large.