Little Brother Rory in "8 SIMPLE RULES" 'MEMBA HIM?!

Martin Spanjers is best known for playing the younger brother Rory -- opposite Kaley Cuoco, Katey Sagal and John Ritter -- in the short run family comedy "8 Simple Rules... For Dating My Teenage Daughter." Guess what he looks like now!

Kate Upton I Hate My Big Beautiful Breasts

Kate Upton says she hates two HUGE stars in the fashion world ... no, not Chrissy Teigen and Cara Delevingne -- Kate's talking about her own boobs.

Upton told The Sun in Britain she wishes for a smaller rack everyday ... because of her love for things like going braless in a spaghetti string top and wearing small bikinis.

She adds, "Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up." This coming from the girl who constantly flaunts her boobs in magazines like Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and made a fortune off her floaters.

Kate says she wishes her jugs were more like clip-ons ... so she could take them on and off as she pleases.

Ladies, the angry mob line starts to your left.

BOB SAGET GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

Bob Saget's looks are nothing to laugh at!

Here's the then 38-year-old "Full House" patriarch at a hockey game in Los Angeles back in 1994 (left) and 20 years later, the foul mouthed 57-year-old father of three at a book event in New York City earlier this month (right).

"Whatever happened to predictability?"

The question is...

Cher You're Never Too Old For Nipple Pasties

67-year-old Cher is still super proud of her boobs ... and proved it by sportin' a pair of nipple pasties this week at a concert in Boston.

Cher -- who also rocked a pink wig, pink lip gloss at her Dressed to Kill tour -- seemed extra perky that night ... and also broke out her old low-plunging black onsie from her "If I Could Turn Back Time" video.

As for the nipple pasties ... one question -- doesn't it hurt to take those things off??

Rihanna Face Down, Ass Up Bottomless

These are the Rihanna photos you've been waiting for your whole life -- down on all fours and bottomless. BOOM GOES THE INTERNET!!!

RiRi was posing for pics in the Hollywood Hills yesterday as part of a photo shoot for a French magazine ... wearing some kind of bikini top and nothing else. To make it even hotter, there was even a guy whose job it was to pour water down her back.

To everyone involved with these photos, we say to you ... take a bow.

'McSteamy' Eric Dane Grays Anatomy

Move over Anderson Cooper -- "Grey's Anatomy" star Eric Dane (aka McSteamy) upped his silver fox game to a new level this week in Mexico -- rocking the hair of a man twice his age ... and the body of a man half his age.

41-year-old Dane and his 42-year-old wife Rebecca Gayheart were photographed as a twosome Tuesday -- looking hot in their pool gear -- and Dane's hair is whiter than ever.

It's true ... age really is just a number.

Britney Spears Fashion Renegade

Some people glam it up for a trip to LAX, knowing paparazzi will be there ready to snap their photo.

Britney Spears is not one of those people.

It's her prerogative.