Troy Polamalu I'm Not Cutting ALL My Hair ... Are You Nuts?

Badass NFL safety and hair god Troy Polamalu will NOT go full Samson for an upcoming charity event, and his biggest sponsor couldn't be happier ... TMZ has learned.

Stories have been circulating the Pittsburgh Steelers star had agreed to cut his legendary locks for something called the "Veterans of Foreign Wars Mane Event" on Veterans Day.

The reports were misleading (perhaps intentionally) ... giving people the impression Troy was cutting ALL of his hair, but that's not true.

A rep for Head & Shoulders -- which has a long-term endorsement deal with Polamalu, and even insured his mane for $1 million -- tells us the haircut will be more ceremonial than anything.

We're told Troy will only chop a few locks as a symbol of support for veterans, and H&S fully backs him taking a little off the top ... metaphorically.

Makes sense ... Troy's hair is not only a money maker, it's his trademark. Cutting it off would be like Carrot Top going blonde, or Jonah Hill losing weight.

Then again, the Steelers are 0-3 this season.

65th Annual Emmy Awards HITS, RUNS AND ERRORS!

The 65th Annual Emmy Awards are going down and the celebrity styles are in full swing and just like the awards show themselves... there are some serious upsets -- check out all the fancy looks before the big night!

Emmys Red Carpet GOING GREEN WHO'D YOU RATHER?

37-year-old geek chic Mayim Bialik (left), 22-year-old family friendly Sarah Hyland (center) and 32-year-old "MY Girl" actress Anna Chlumsky (right) strapped on their best enviro-centric green gowns and hit the red carpet for the 65th Annual Emmy Awards.

The question is...

Rebel Wilson & Ashley Tisdale Melons Out for Luau And Size Matters

Rebel Wilson's watermelons versus Ashley Tisdale's coconuts -- photo proof life (and Hollywood) ain't always fair.

Reb and Ash were sporting their custom made bras in L.A. while shooting a scene for their new sitcom, "Super Fun Night" -- which we're sure it was.

Unless, of course, you're more into grapefruit. Or bananas.

Tasty.

Christina Aguilera TWO-FACED

Christina Aguilera flaunted her hot new bod last night ... but it wasn't her body people are talking about ... it's her face -- because it looks ... well, different.

Christina's Face

32-year-old Xtina has shed what appears to be scores of lbs ... but the big change is in the punim.

She didn't explain how she did it last night on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."

So we gotta ask...

NBA Star James Harden I'll ONLY Shave My Beard, If ...

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Houston Rockets guard and famed beard enthusiast James Harden is VERY protective of his legendary facial hair -- but the NBA star tells TMZ he'd ONLY consider shaving his crumb catcher if it raises money for charity.

But not just ANY charity ... Harden says it "depends on which charity."

And EVEN IF he finds the right charity, Harden tells TMZ the razoring of the face fuzz would have to raise more than $80,000!!!

FYI -- Harden has been sporting a beard since 2008 ... and the last time we saw him without his scruff, it just didn't look right.

PAUL MICHAEL GLASER AND ROBIN WILLIAMS Livin' the Scruff Life!

Here's 70-year-old "Starsky and Hutch" actor Paul Michael Glaser donning a silver beard and shut-in inspired swag in London this week (left) -- while 62-year-old "Mork and Mindy" actor Robin Williams was photographed in New York City with the same fuzzy look back in 2011 (right).

Nanu-nanu!

We're just sayin'.

Tom Brady Screw Football Spends Sunday Playin' With His Kid

Having already beaten down the NY Jets (and with the crappy Bucs next on the schedule) a carefree Tom Brady spent his Sunday afternoon playing with his kid ... INSTEAD OF WATCHING FOOTBALL.

Can't really hate on the guy for that ... it's actually pretty sweet.

Now, here's that scene from "Field of Dreams" ...

Hug your father, people.

'Sports Illustrated' Model Topless Pic Surfaces ... with John Legend

Sports Illustrated supermodel Chrissy Teigen just posed for a topless photo shoot with her fiance John Legend ... and now one of the topless pics has surfaced on the web.

But Chrissy ain't mad ... in fact, the person who posted the pic is the photographer -- and right after it hit Tumblr, Chrissy retweeted it and joked, "I figure you can't be suspended from a retweet."

The photo appears to be a frame from John's music video for his song, "All Of Me."

As of 8:11 AM PT, the photo is still up on Instagram ... but if you wanna see it, you better act fast -- we're guessing it won't be up long.

Kendall Jenner 53 DAYS

Until she turns 18.

Not that we're counting.

Ashley Greene Hot & TOPLESS In NY

It was only 71 degrees on Staten Island yesterday, but Ashley Greene made it seem a whole lot hotter ... flashing some side boob in a teeny yellow bikini during a movie shoot in NY.

A pink and white beach blanket just barely managed to conceal the goods ... as Ashley filmed a scene for "Staten Island Summer" at the Great Kills Swim Club ... where some of the locals were used as extras.

The movie's about a couple of dudes who take jobs as lifeguards while trying to figure out what to do with their lives.

Why would you ever do anything else?

Lady Gaga Just Mask

Lady Gaga did her best Rorschach yesterday while strolling around NYC for Fashion Week in some weird face mask.

The 27-year old singer hit the streets of Greenwich Village Saturday in what looked like chic hospital scrubs, the mask and freakishly tall high heels.

It's unclear who she's holding hands with in the pic ... but he clearly has no shame walking around with someone wearing that.

Dr. Phil $65,000 Fountain of Youth A Giant Pressurized Egg

Suck it, Lady Gaga -- TMZ has learned, 63-year-old Dr. Phil has his OWN giant mysterious egg-shaped pod thing ... except Phil's isn't some publicity stunt ... it's a $65,000 piece of technology that could help reverse the aging process.

It's called a CVAC, which stands for Cyclic Variations in Adaptive Conditioning, and there are only 16 in the world, used by all kinds of rich people and famous athletes.

According to CVAC, the chamber uses a computer-controlled valve and a vacuum pump to simulate high altitude and compress the muscles at rhythmic intervals, which purportedly improves circulation, boosts oxygen-rich blood cells, and even stimulates biogenesis and stem cell production. Translation: it could be the fountain of youth.

And we've learned Dr. Phil has one IN HIS HOUSE. We're told Phil purchased the contraption because he's very active and it helps with his shoulder and knee problems.

Not bad for $65,000 -- and with a reported net worth of $240 million, Dr. Phil can afford it.

Stars and Scars You Be the Judge

Rough week for Lamar Odom, who is in the grips of a life-threatening crack addiction. And Syria was serious too, unless you're John McCain. So we gotta ask ...

Lamar Odom

Khloe should stick with him

Lamar in 5 years

Chaz Bono weight loss

Kate Upton WANNA SEE WHAT I'LL LOOK LIKE IN 20 YEARS?? (Check Out My Hot Mom)

Are you planning to marry Kate Upton one day???

Well, good news ... she's probably gonna stay hot ... at least judging by this photo of her mother.

21-year-old Kate took a little stroll with her mom Shelley yesterday after the two lunched at super-pricey, celebrity eatery, Nello in NY.

Good genes in that family.