Mariah Carey The Right to Bear Arm

Mariah Carey made the fashion statement of the season -- and the great news is you don't have to be super rich like her to get the same look ... but you do have to dislocate your shoulder.

Sometimes fashion hurts.

Mariah Carey My Gimp Arm ... IS FABULOUS

This is painful ... Mariah Carey was so self-conscious about wearing a sling on stage this weekend in NYC, she tried to disguise her broken wing with ridiculous fashion accessories -- but it completely backfired.

Mariah -- who dislocated her shoulder while filming a music video earlier this month -- performed at the MLB All-Star Charity Concert Saturday night in 3 different outfits ... which included 3 matching sling disguises, including a weird superhero feather arm, and something that resembled a giant Q-tip.

The problem ... rather than divert attention away from her injury, the disguises made it way more obvious.

A giant Q-tip does sound very useful though.

Lisa Rinna Good Genes or Good Docs?

Lisa Rinna is lookin' nifty for fifty.

Here's the 32-year-old "Days of Our Lives" actress at an awards show back in 1995 (left) -- and 18 years later the now 50-year-old mother of two was spotted at a fund raising recently looking comely (right).

The question is...

Paris Hilton BUSTED Too Fast, Too Furious

Like an older, hotter Justin Bieber ... Paris Hilton got in some trouble today for speeding through a residential neighborhood in a super fancy car.

Unlike Justin, Paris was busted in Beverly Hills (she wouldn't be caught dead in the valley) ... and law enforcement sources tell us she was only going 42 in a 25. Not exactly breaking the sound barrier.

In the end, Paris got a ticket ... and left without being chased down by Keyshawn Johnson.

NBA Player Austin Daye Check Out This Butt ...

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Here's a video of some chick with a GREAT ASS ... hangin' out with Memphis Grizzlies player Austin Daye in L.A. last week.

In less exciting news, it appears Daye got a parking ticket that day ... so that sucks ... but who cares -- LOOK AT THAT BUTT!

Nice work, Daye.

Amanda Bynes The Obamas Are Still 'Ugly'

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Amanda Bynes ... still not a fan of Barack Obama.

... and that's your daily AB update.

Enjoy!

Angelina Jolie My Post-Mastectomy Breasts ... ARE AWESOME!

Two-and-a-half months after undergoing a double mastectomy, Angelina Jolie was back to wearing sexy low-plunging shirts during a film scouting trip to Hawaii ... and she looked great!!

Of course, Jolie had her breasts removed earlier this year in order to minimize her risk of breast cancer. ... after doctors estimated her risk of breast cancer was at 87 percent.

After the double mastectomy, Jolie underwent another round of procedures, which her doctor described as "reconstruction of the breasts with implant."

Nice work, doc.

Miss Universe 2012 Planet Earth's HOTTEST Bikini Babe

Here she is ... 2012's hottest woman in the KNOWN UNIVERSE -- at least according to the Miss Universe beauty pageant -- and unless there are some really hot aliens out there, we have to agree.

Representing the Third Rock from the Sun in a sexy mixed-pattern bikini, 21-year-old Olivia Culpo stripped down on a beach in Corona del Mar over the weekend.

Well done.

Playboy's Shannon Twins The Dreaded Ass Photo

Looking like a cross between Coco, Anna Nicole Smith, and two young girls who just got their hair braided on a cheesy summer vacation, Playboy's famous twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon resurfaced in L.A. recently ... or at least their tanned asses did.

Caution: slippery when wet.

Paris Hilton Nearly Exposed by Precocious Pup

Paris Hilton nearly staged her own version of the iconic Coppertone ad of the 1950s this weekend in Malibu, when her adorable little dog tried to yank her cover-up right off.

Nothing we haven't seen before.

Katy Perry Scores Payday from Hair Company ... Because She Deserves It

Katy Perry didn't just settle her lawsuit against a hair care company ... SHE WON ... TMZ has learned.

GHD (Good Hair Day) and KP (Katy Perry) got into a nasty lawsuit/countersuit over what Katy claimed was an oral agreement to pay her $2 mil for a 2-year extension on her endorsement deal.

GHD not only sued Katy ... the company trashed her, claiming its market research showed Katy had a "significant decrease in appeal across Europe" and was "increasingly polarizing ... with negative perceptions in all markets."

Katy countersued for her fee and, as we first reported, the case has settled.

But now we know what happened in the settlement, and GHD ate crow. We found out the company got zilch from Katy, but sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Katy got "a significant amount of money" from GHD.

Moral of the story -- when Katy gets a hair extension, it best be honored.

Men & Women of Wimbledon Who'd You Rather?

Now that the action at the All England Club has finished up, it's time to focus on the important things.

First we have Men's Champion Andy Murray, runner-up Novak Djokovic, and Spaniard Rafael Nadal ...

... followed by Women's runner-up Sabine Lasicki, early-exiter Maria Sharapova, and the ever dominant Serena Williams.

So we gotta ask ...

Who'd you rather?

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Uma Thurman vs. Paris Hilton Who'd You Rather?

Proving that age is nothing but a number, 43-year-old Uma Thurman rocked a bikini while hanging with family in France yesterday ... while Paris Hilton did the same while sunbathing in Malibu.

The question is ...

CHUCK NORRIS Good Genes or Good Docs?

Chuck Norris is an American MAN!

Here's the 46-year-old martial arts master at the Second Annual Stuntman Awards back in 1986 (left) -- and the 72-year-old bearded badass at a movie premiere late last year (right).

Chuck yeah!

The question is...

Katy Perry Rinses Away Hair Lawsuit

Katy Perry has finally untangled herself from a British hair care company ... as the two sides settled a lawsuit over an oral agreement gone wrong.

As TMZ previously reported, Perry claimed a company called ghd (stands for "good hair day") owed her $2 million based on a verbal agreement she had to extend her deal. But ghd claimed they had no such agreement and didn't owe her squat ... because they wanted to cut ties with Katy when the deal expired.

The folks behind ghd struck first, filing a lawsuit against Perry to block her from suing them for the $2 mil.

Last month, the two sides agreed to drop the case completely with both sides giving up the right to re-file.

No word on if Katy got any of the $2 mil she was seeking.