Rapper Gunplay I'm the New WWF World Heavyweight Champ

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The World Wrestling Federation doesn't even exist anymore, but rapper Gunplay is joining the ranks of Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, and more ... as the new WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP -- at least according to his new tattoo.

The heavily-tatted Gunplay was in NYC Wednesday when we asked if he'd gotten any new ink recently, and the guy lifted up his shirt -- revealing a tattoo of the most famous championship belt in wrestling history ... the winged eagle belt.

The belt was first worn by Hulk Hogan in 1988 -- and subsequently by legends like Macho Man, Ultimate Warrior, The Undertaker, Ric Flair, Bret Hart, Yokozuna, Shawn Michaels, and Stone Cold Steve Austin. The belt vanished into obscurity in 1998, and no one really knows where it went.

The WWF was forced to change its name in 2002, following a trademark lawsuit filed by the World Wildlife Fund. Wrestling history ... fascinating.

Liberace's Ex TAKES SHOTS TO THE FACE

Liberace's ex-lover Scott Thorson is a man with priorities ... his first stop after getting sprung from jail -- a doctor's office where he was pumped full of Botox.

The photos were snapped in Vegas ... just days after Thorson was released from the pokey where he'd been rotting since February 22.

Thorson -- portrayed by Matt Damon in the new HBO movie "Behind the Candelabra" -- pled guilty to burglary and identity theft in May. He was eligible to bail out while he awaited sentencing in July, but couldn't make bail until last month, with the help of Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof.

Once free ... he made a beeline for the Botox doc. We're told the procedure cost $1,200 ... and famed Bunny Ranch prostitute Air Force Amy (above) footed the bill.

Pretty insane ... considering Thorson sued Liberace for cajoling him into getting so much plastic surgery so Thorson would look like Lee ... he got addicted to painkillers and other drugs. So getting more work done seems a bit strange.

Then again, there's nothing wrong with a little prick here and there.

STEVE MARTIN Looks "Bad"

Here is actor turned banjo enthusiast Steve Martin at a gala in New York this week (left) -- and Bryan Cranston's meth-making character Walter White aka Heisenberg in the television thriller "Breaking Bad" (right).

Hopefully, only one of them has a surprise ending this year.

We're just sayin'.

Mama June Hits the Beach I'm Just Like Pam Anderson!!!

Eat your heart out, David Hasselhoff!!!

For the first time in her life, Mama June splashed around in the Atlantic Ocean ... during a family vacation to Tybee Island in Georgia this week.

June posed for some Baywatch-inspired photos ... helped bury Uncle Poodle in the sand ... all while keeping an eye on Honey Boo Boo, who went crazy with an inner tube.

After the outing, June facebooked about her day in the waves ... writing, "Omg had a blast on tybee today a first time ever at a beach for pumpkin katilyn and alana and my first time going in the ocean."

Attorney Generals BONDI vs. HARRIS WHO'D YOU RATHER?

Here's Florida's 47-year-old pro-Chad Johnson Attorney General Pam Bondi (left) -- and California's 48-year-old Obama-approved Attorney General Kamala Harris (right).

Question is...

Eddie Murphy Check Out My ... White Hot GF

This is Eddie Murphy's smoking hot girlfriend in Hawaii Tuesday ... which is pretty much all you need to know.

But IF you care to know more ... her name's Paige Butcher, she's 34 and a former Maxim model. They've been dating for 9 months-ish.

Based on his recent resume -- ex-wife Nicole Murphy, baby mama Melanie B from the Spice Girls, and film producer Tracey Edmonds -- Eddie definitely has a type: hot women who love his enormous ... sense of humor.

And most likely his money.

Rod Stewart Good Genes or Good Docs?

Do ya still think Rod Stewart's sexy?

Here's the 29-year-old "Maggie May" singer back in 1974 (left) and nearly 40 years later, the 68-year-old British rocker on a morning television show (right).

"Some Guys Have All The Luck."

Kate Upton's Bra HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!!

Kate Upton's bra was battle tested yesterday ... pushed to its ultimate limits ... and unfortunately for us, it emerged victorious.

Kate was hangin' out on the set of "The Other Woman" in Westhampton, NY ... when for some glorious reason, she began to jump around ... bouncing ... and bouncing ... and bouncing some more.

In the end, the bra -- like anyone else in its position -- refused to surrender its grip.

Lady Gaga BACK in Bikini Shape

Less than a year after gaining 30 pounds, Lady Gaga is back down to her fighting weight -- surfacing south of the border in Mexico this week with some friends ... in a sexy floral bikini.

You'll recall, Gaga struggled with her weight last year, telling Stylist Magazine, "I don't really care if [people] think I'm fat, because, quite honestly, I did gain about 30 pounds."

Gaga also underwent serious hip surgery a few months ago ... so that probably helped with the weight loss too.

Too bad she had to give up that golden wheelchair.

Black Guys At Country Music Awards WHO'D YOU RATHER?

Country singer Cowboy Troy (42), Hootie frontman Darius Rucker (47) and rapper Nelly (38) represented the African American community while walking the red carpet at the 2013 CMT Music Awards last night.

The question is...

'Twilight' Star Nikki Reed Fights Off CREEPY Kiss from 'Go Daddy' Nerd

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"Twilight" star Nikki Reed should probably invest in some mace ... 'cause it might've helped her escape the creepy clutches of the Go Daddy nerd ... who GRABBED AND PULLED HER outside an L.A. club last night in an effort to deliver a very unwanted kiss.

Reed was leaving Bootsy Bellows with her husband Paul McDonald ... when Jesse Heiman -- the guy who famously kissed Bar Refaeli in the Super Bowl ad -- darted out of the club and beelined to Nikki for a goodbye smooch.

Nikki politely tried to resist and break away ... but Heiman grabbed her arm with one hand ... and forcefully pulled her closer to him with the other ... while lunging over to press his lips against her face.

Nikki resisted ... and even vocalized her displeasure to the 35-year-old pitchman -- "You're holding me ... my husband's RIGHT THERE."

Heiman REFUSED to be denied and landed the kiss anyway ... right before Nikki managed to escape his grasp and scurry away.

Ya gotta watch the clip -- it's about as awkward as it gets.

Celebrity Mystery Ass And the Butt Belongs To ...

This smokin' hot celebrity butt was spotted at a pool in L.A. this weekend ... but the question is -- WHOSE ASS IS IT???

Here's a tip ... she used to bang a SUPER famous person ... and then moved on to a not-as-famous person.

Can you crack the case??

Miranda Kerr I Have A Girl Crush ... and She's Super Hot

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If Miranda Kerr could ditch that lucky bastard Orlando Bloom for some sweet lady love ... the super hot supermodel tells TMZ ... there's only ONE WOMAN that could satisfy her craving.

Kerr hit NYC Tuesday -- in a skin tight dress -- when we asked the most important question of her career: DOES SHE HAVE A GIRL CRUSH?

Turns out ... yes, yes she does.

BONUS -- Kerr's fantasy chick HAS been in a girl-girl relationship in the past.

Just sayin' ...

Jennifer Lawrence Feeling Blue ALL Over Her Body

Jennifer Lawrence was spotted in her head-to-toe body paint for the next "X-Men" movie -- which means some lucky devil's been busy filling in every crack and crevice. But ... how?

Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!

Kristin Cavallari Check Out My Hot Post-Preggo Ass

It's only been 10 months since Kristin Cavallari popped out her kid ... and she's already snapped back into bikini shape.

The 26-year-old former MTV star -- who's engaged to perennially injured Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler -- gave birth to their son Camden Jack last August.

Cutler missed most of the 2011 NFL season with multiple injuries. Hopefully, KC can teach him a few things about returning to form.

Dr. Who vs Robb Stark Who'd You Rather?

Here's "Dr. Who" star Matt Smith, who announced this weekend he's leaving the show ... and "Game of Thrones" star Richard Madden, who made no such announcement.

So we gotta ask ...

In related news .... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????