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Daniel Day Lewis -- 3 Oscars for Best Actor.

Leonardo DiCaprio -- 0 Oscars ... and a yacht filled with gorgeous, half-naked women frolicking around the South of France this week.

Leo wins. Again.

It's Memorial Day weekend and unfortunately you are gonna have to shed those protective layers you call clothes and let the world see the ungodly tan lines you began to procure over spring.

Besides having tons of money, a ridiculously rich husband and a sick Malibu mansion, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Yolanda Foster also has a model child.

Yolanda supervised as her gorgeous 17-year-old professional catwalking daughter Gigi Hadid rocked a bikini and a pair of Roman gladiator sandals on a photo shoot in L.A. on Wednesday.

Fun fact: Yolanda is currently married to music mogul David Foster, but Gigi is her daughter with ex-husband Mohamed Hadid ... the celeb real estate contractor who just settled a huge lawsuit with Sylvester Stallone over alleged shoddy home renovations.

Eva Longoria had an interesting Wednesday night ... she GRADUATED from a master's program at Cal State University Northridge ... and TMZ has the video!

First off ... this was NO honorary degree -- 38-year-old Eva quietly busted her ass for the past 3 years (taking classes IN PERSON) to earn a master's degree in Chicano and Chicana Studies from CSUN.

A rep for Longoria tells us ... Eva began the program while she was still working on "Desperate Housewives" and found time to complete her schoolwork on the set.

We're told Eva's thesis was titled, "Success STEMS From Diversity: The Value of Latinas in STEM Careers." FYI -- STEM stands for science, technology, engineering and math.

After the ceremony, Eva celebrated like any other student -- she went out to dinner with her parents!

She also tweeted about the graduation yesterday -- writing, "Big day today!!! Very excited to graduate for my Master's degree in Chicano Studies! You're never too old or too busy to continue your education!"

Doing his best Freddie Mercury impersonation, former ginger star Ewan McGregor was almost unrecognizable in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

Decked out in a new jet black 'do, '70s porn stache and leather gear, the 42-year-old Scottish hunk showed off his tough new persona after leaving a salon.

The makeover is for the new indie western flick "Jane Got a Gun," which he's working on with Natalie Portman ... his co-star in the "Star Wars" prequel trilogy.

Obi-Wan Kenobi has finally fallen to the dark side.

The happiest place on earth just got a little bit hipper ... when dubstep demigod & Corey Feldman impersonator Skrillex rolled into Disneyland.

The 25-year-old Grammy winning EDM artist -- that's electronic dance music to anyone over 30 -- was snapped riding Dumbo the Flying Elephant and putting his f***in' hands up on a kiddie coaster at the Anaheim amusement park on Tuesday.

For one day only, Skrillex took time out from spinning records ... to spin on teacups.

Halle Berry knows nothing shows off your maternal figure quite like a little black baby bump dress.

The gorgeous 46-year-old mom-to-be kept her growing curves chic and simple in a sleeveless stretchy frock as she ran some errands in Sherman Oaks on Tuesday.

It's been nearly seven weeks since Halle revealed she was carrying her second child and it's pretty obvious pregnancy agrees with her.

The glowing Oscar winner is due in the fall, so she's sure to have a belly nice summer.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is out of treatment ... and back in control.

For the first time since leaving a mental health facility where she underwent some healthy "maintenance" for her bipolar disorder, the Oscar winner was spotted out in public and driving in New York on Wednesday.

Just yesterday, Catherine's husband Michael Douglas talked to "Extra" about her health -- “She’s got herself worked out with her meds and she's raring to go!”

We broke the story, Catherine entered a treatment facility back in April. She had previously sought treatment back in 2011.

Rihanna just gave ex-boyfriend Chris Brown a little taste of what he's missing ... her perfectly sculpted ass.

RiRi just posted an extreme close-up shot of her nearly bare derriere in shorts that are so tiny, her THONG is hanging out of 'em.

Rihanna added a caption saying the pic was from the set of her new music video ... but we think it's pretty obvious the photo was for an audience of 1 -- Chris ... who was recently spotted out with his other sometimes-GF Karrueche Tran (who definitely doesn't have an ass like Ri).

Think he's regretting the breakup yet?

With his blown out wavy locks and rust colored suit, Bradley Cooper was just a '70s stache away from channeling his inner Ron Burgundy at the premiere of "Anchorman 2" "The Hangover Part III" in L.A. on Monday.

You stay classy, Bradley.

Jason Derulo is jacked!

Proudly showing off his ripped guns in a sweaty tank top, the 23-year-old singer posted a photo of himself hitting the gym bright and early this morning.

Hard to believe it was just a little over a year ago that Jason fractured his neck and was almost paralyzed while rehearsing for a tour.

With a ratty blonde mohawk weave, enough drag makeup to make any 4 AM Hollywood Blvd. streetwalker jealous and some sort of loud Hawaiian print blazer, Dennis Rodman hit up "The All-Star Celebrity Apprentice" finale in New York City on Sunday ... looking like the bastard love child of Rupaul and Tina Turner in "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."

The 52-year-old former NBA star turned clown finally managed to do something worse than vacation with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.

He is the United States embarrassador.

Dwyane Wade and LeBron James really are gunning for the NBA playoffs.

The massive Miami Heat superstars took time out from practicing for this week's playoffs to show off their rock hard buff shirtless pecs, arms and abs on the beach in Miami this weekend.

Unfortunately, the A-list ballers will have to put on jerseys to battle the Indiana Pacers in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals on Wednesday.

Missy Elliott sure knows how to work it.

Here's the 26-year-old female rapper back in 1998 (left) -- and 15 years later, the 41-year-old gettin' her freak on at an event in Las Vegas this week (right).

She's supa dupa fly.

We already love Mariann Gavelo's redonkulous ass -- and now we love it even more -- because the smokin' hot actress tells TMZ her dumps like a truck are 100% real ... and getting bigger every day.

It was a moment for the history books ... Mariann displayed her booty at the Maxim Hot 100 party this week, but it was so spectacular ... an argument erupted in our newsroom: COULD IT BE REAL?

Mariann -- who's appeared in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and "Casa De Mi Padre" -- tells TMZ those cheeks aren't fake. She says, "My bottom is real ... Real!!!"

She explains, "I used large diapers as a kid. Seriously, the older I get, the bigger it gets." Hooray!

As for people (like us) who only comment on her curves, Mariann has a little message ..."Don't you like my face too?"

Um ... yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.