Captain Kirk vs. Mr. Spock Who'd You Rather?

Chris Pine (Captain Kirk) and Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock) had a stardate at the premiere of "Star Trek Into Darkness" in Hollywood this week.

So we gotta ask ...

Rob Kardashian This Weight Loss Thing ... It's a Process

Rob Kardashian might need a new workout plan ... or diet plan -- or both. Despite the fact we've seen him busting his ass all over town, he can't seem to lose it.

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Ja Rule I'm Real ... HUUUUGE!

Apparently Ja Rule smuggled a couple of guns out of prison ... 'cause the dude is YOKED!!!!

The rapper just posted a photo to his Instagram page ... showing off the jacked physique he built while serving out his 2-year sentence in a NY prison for attempted illegal gun possession and tax evasion.

The 37-year-old rapper was obviously hittin' the weights during his time in the big house ... and clearly the hard work paid off ...

Unlike some other prisoners we know ...

Kim K vs. Julianne Moore Whose Feet Would You Rather?

Kim Kardashian showed off her pregnant and smushed little piggies in L.A. on Thursday -- while Julianne Moore's Oscar nominated toes tried to make a run for it at the Cannes Film Festival on Wednesday.

Question is ...

'Bachelor' Ex Courtney How Do Ya Like Me Now?

Will you accept this pose?

It's obvious what Courtney Robertson has been doing since winning on "The Bachelor" (if that's really possible) and then getting dumped by Ben Flajnik -- working out.

The sexy 29-year-old showed off the amazing body that Ben's missing out on by wearing a pale green bikini on the beach in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

While she didn't get to walk down the aisle with Ben, Courtney will next appear on the wedding gown show "Say Yes to the Dress" ... but it's her sister who is the bride.

Always the bridesmaid ...

'It's Always Sunny' Actress My Ass Is UNREAL

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Mariann Gavelo has a huge ass. We're talking Kim Kardashian style HUUUUUUUGEEE ... and it was all out on display at a party in Hollywood last night.

Gavelo -- who appeared on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" (the "Thunder Gun" episode) and in Will Ferrell's "Casa de Mi Padre" -- hit up the Maxim Hot 100 party with her badonk in tow.

Besides her dumper, Gavelo's a pretty petite chick, so we gotta ass -- is there ANY CHANCE that butt is real???

Discuss.

Rob Kardashian I'm Not a Big Loser ... Yet

Kim isn't the only Kardashian with a protruding belly.

Rob Kardashian has been pretty open about his weight struggles and continued on his quest to drop the extra pounds by rockin' some slimming black workout gear during a vigorous hike in Culver City on Wednesday.

In between trying to slim down, Rob is in the midst of a legal battle and recently pled not guilty to allegedly attacking a photographer and stealing her equipment for trying to take a shirtless photo of him.

Luckily, no one was harmed in the taking of this picture.

Jason Collins' Twin Brother Gets Straight to the Point

Telling apart newly out and proud NBA player Jason Collins from his identical twin brother Jarron Collins just got a whole lot easier.

Jason and Jarron were spotted leaving "Jimmy Kimmel Live" in Hollywood on Wednesday looking pretty similar as usual, except for one thing ... Jarron wore a shirt that highlighted a major difference between them.

As a joke, Kimmel gave Jarron the "I'm the Straight One" t-shirt during his interview on the TV show last night ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Beyonce Pregnancy (Rumors) Never Looked This Good

With no signs of morning sickness dehydration or exhaustion, a healthier Beyonce once again took to the stage in Belgium on Wednesday.

One day after postponing the Belgium concert -- and further fueling the pregnancy rumors -- Bey didn't disappoint her legions of fans and brought her Mrs. Carter Show World Tour to Antwerp.

While she was decked out in a form fitting Ralph & Russo body suit, there's still no official word if Blue Ivy's mom is performing for two -- but she doesn't look it ... yet.

Turns out Beyonce is really pregnant by the way. So there you go.

Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn The Topless Boat Party

Tiger Woods lost the shirt off his back ... and this time his ex-wife Elin Nordegren had nothing to do with it.

The 37-year-old golf star aired out his man nipples and soaked up the sun by going shirtless on his yacht in Palm Beach on Tuesday.

While his fancy schmancy boat is called Solitude, Tiger spent the afternoon lounging and fishing with his two adorable kids and his sexy bikini-clad girlfriend Lindsey Vonn yesterday.

Although he's no stranger to being in the heat, hopefully Tiger used protection.

Reese Witherspoon Drinking w/ Hubby AGAIN ... On American Soil

While no amazing dash cam videos were necessary this time, Reese Witherspoon was caught drinking with her husband again ... but she just had water.

And although the 37-year-old mother of three kept it refreshingly sober by just throwing back H2O, her husband Jim Toth did imbibe what looks like wine during lunch at a New York City restaurant on Tuesday.

After their awkward arrests last month, Reese pled no contest to disorderly conduct and Jim pled guilty to DUI.

Taxi!

Candy & Tori Spelling Kiss & Lots of Makeup!

Unlike her TV legend late father Aaron Spelling, Tori Spelling is not creating any drama ... and shared a kiss with mom Candy Spelling at a Mother's Day charity luncheon in Beverly Hills this weekend.

While they've had their issue$ in the past, the blonde beauties threw on fabulous amounts of eyeliner, rouge, foundation and lipstick for a little mother-daughter bonding.

Tori and Candy were involved in a bitter feud for a long time, but in the last few years they've really made an effort to mend their relationship.

You can't put a price on family.

O.J. Simpson Huge in Prison

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O.J. Simpson must be the only guy in history to like prison food -- because the convicted armed robber/alleged killer has put on a ton of weight in the pen. Hey, hey, hey, it's ...

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Rihanna Shines Bright Like a Blonde!

Even with no signs of her d-bag ex Chris Brown, Rihanna still wigged out in New York City last night.

The sexy 25-year-old pop diva showed off her new interesting look ... by rockin' a synthetic platinum Ann Jillian 'do as she arrived to her Manhattan hotel on Monday. Doesn't it just make you want to throw up?

Now that she and Chris have broken up for the time being, Rihanna is going to prove that blondes have a lot more fun.

Dwyane Wade FASHION DISASTER This Is How I Roll ... Up My Pants

Dwyane Wade's latest move has come up short ... real short.

Wearing a high and tight expensive polka dot double-breasted suit that only Urkel could love, the Miami Heat star showed off some major ankle skin before playing the Chicago Bulls on Monday.

While the cropped pant look is a trend right now, the fashion plate baller should know manpris will always mess up your game.

Roberto Cavalli & Young Lady The Bikini Battle!

Amber Alert!

It was the battle of the animal print bikini bottoms, as bronzed beyond belief Italian fashion designer Roberto Cavalli charred his fine leather goods in pair of skimpy man panties with a much younger lady on a yacht in Monaco this weekend.

The oiled-up 72-year-old has proven he's the total package.