Heidi Klum Human Fart Plug

Tim McGraw Welcome to My Gun Show!

Even without his wife Faith Hill as his opening act, country hunk Tim McGraw still got upstaged at his own concert this weekend ... by his yoked body.

Rockin' his trademark cowboy hat and a tight white tank top, the 46-year-old singer showed off his ripped and buff tan biceps at the Atlanta stop of his Two Lanes of Freedom Tour on Sunday.

With such an amazing body of work, no one would ever argue that Tim has every right to bare arms.

O.J. Simpson If the Jumpsuit Don't Fit ...

O.J. Simpson is 100% GUILTY ... of putting on a bunch of weight behind bars.

Run, O.J. ... RUN!!

Rosie Perez Good Genes or Good Docs?

Rosie Perez is still a fly girl.

Here's the 27-year-old former "In Living Color" choreographer back in 1992 (left) -- and 21 years later, the 48-year-old "Fearless" star in Beverly Hills this week (right)

Brooklyn accents don't crack.

Kanye West Sympathy BUMP

As Kim Kardashian continues to grow and grow, Kanye West is now sporting a bump of his own ... on his forehead.

Kanye was spotted in Beverly Hills early this morning with the giant bruise ... a souvenir from his run-in with a street sign on Friday.

As TMZ previously reported, Kanye walked smack dab into a metal sign post while out with Kim Kardashian. After first showing some restraint with the paps over the incident, he later exploded on one guy ... who claimed he wasn't even there when Kanye hit his head.

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Air Jordan's Honeymoon Cigars, Beers, Yachts? Just Do It!

Michael Jordan is doing his part to help Greece during their disastrous financial crisis ... by honeymooning there.

After having a ridiculously lavish wedding in Florida two weeks ago, the 50-year-old NBA legend and his gorgeous new wife Yvette Prieto were spotted enjoying the first days of married life together by strolling through the European country hand in hand.

Besides hitting up local restaurants and shops like most tourists, Mr. & Mrs. Jordan were also snapped living it up on a sick yacht on the Mediterranean Sea.

Baller for life.

Kerry Washington Let's Dance ... Around Stereotypes

Kerry Washington and Craig Robinson were spotted tearing up a dance floor -- and in the process reminding us that sometimes, just sometimes ... stereotypes can be awesome.

Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!

Halle Berry I Can Stomach Pregnancy Better Than Anyone!

Mom-to-be Halle Berry won't let a little thing like having a fetus inside her stop her from looking amazing in skintight workout clothes.

With her maternal spandex ensemble keeping everything tight and right, the pregnant 46-year-old glowed as she went on her morning workout in Beverly Hills on Friday.

Halle is four months along and not due until the fall.

Even after all the custody drama over daughter Nahla with ex Gabriel Aubry, there's no denying the Oscar winner is a really fit mom.

Queen Elizabeth And Speaking Of Ninja Turtles ...

Queen Elizabeth wore this raincoat today in England.

Cowabunga, Your Majesty!

Ke$ha The Gangster Nerd Disaster

Looking like the bastard love child of female rapper Kreayshawn and James Franco in "Spring Breakers," alleged singer Ke$ha Rose Sebert debuted her latest disastrous getup on the set of her new music video in L.A. on Thursday.

Rockin' some Xtina Dirrty era cornrow braids, Urkel glasses fashioned out of bamboo earrings and enough gold chains to make even Pauly D jealous, the 26-year-old somehow managed to keep a straight face while filming the "Crazy Kids" video.

And to think a month ago she actually looked like this.

Hoda Kotb Landing Strips Way to Maxim Hot 100

Hoda Kotb snatched the 79th spot on Maxim's Hot 100 -- and if you think that's a mistake you're either named Kathie Lee ... or you don't realize HoKo's been perfectly groomed for this honor.

Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!

Megan Fox Teenage Mutant Ninja Body Double!

Two Megan Foxes are better than one.

As if there wasn't enough gorgeousness around her, the perky 26-year-old former "Transformers" babe hung out with her less famous -- but still beautiful -- body double on the set of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie in New York City on Tuesday.

In the Michael Bay produced flick, Meg plays TV reporter April O'Neil and will no doubt get to show off her amazing God-given talents ... and her acting chops too.

Cowabunga!

Jodi vs. Casey vs. Amanda Who'd You Rather

Jodi Arias was just convicted for murder in the first degree and joins Casey Anthony and Amanda Knox as the three leading ladies of high profile murder trials.

So we gotta ask ...

Casper Smart I'm a Bigger Rain Diva Than Jennifer Lopez

Casper Smart is like a gremlin ... whatever you do, DON'T GET HIM WET!

With the rain coming down pretty hard in NYC on Wednesday, J.Lo's boy toy was safely sheltered from the elements with TWICE the amount of umbrella assistants as Jennifer.

Being the luckiest backup dancer in the world has its perks ... for now.

Adriana Lima The Bikini Heat Is On

For once in her life, Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima did not look smokin' hot in lingerie ... because she was too busy looking smokin' hot in a bikini.

The gorgeous 31-year-old mother of two showcased her flawless golden mamacita curves by modeling a bunch of tiny sexy two-piece swimsuits for a photo shoot in St. Barts on Wednesday.

While temperatures have been hovering around the mid 80s ... we hear there is a scorching Brazilian front (and back) moving across the Caribbean island.