Beauty

Britney Spears' newly-single ex-fiance Jason Trawick is on a mission to get laid ... but he couldn't perform without a buzz.

Trawick's stylist Nik Rae Falco at TRIM in Venice tells TMZ ... Jason's been bummed ever since his engagement with Britney fell apart in January ... so last week, she offered to give him a fresh new haircut to "sex him up a bit."

Nik says Jason replied enthusiastically, telling her he wanted to look good in order to meet girls -- so he gave her free reign.

Former "Baywatch" star Nicole Eggert absolutely destroyed her back on that diving show "Splash" -- but based on the pics of her injuries ... her nearly naked butt came out perfectly fine. Very fine.

With the help of her cell phone, her Majesty Kris Jenner announced her new royal title in NYC on Monday.

As queen of the Kardashian empire, the 57-year-old HBIC doesn't like to mince words.

If pregnant women were capable of jealousy, one would say Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson might be a little covetous of Kate Middleton's physique -- 'cause they're all due around the same time, and well, one of these things is not like the other.

The Duchess of Cambridge visited the Willows Primary School in Manchester, England yesterday ... and you could BARELY tell she was with fetus.

Kate's due to give birth to Prince William's baby in July ... the same time Kim K's due ... and Jessica is also expected to deliver kid #2 sometime around then.

Bethenny Frankel can definitely stomach a messy divorce.

While in the middle of a contentious breakup from her estranged husband Jason Hoppy, the 42-year-old former "Real Housewives of NYC" star showed off her fit rockin' bod in a blue bikini while vacationing in Miami with her daughter Bryn.

Skinnygirl for life.

Here's "Parks and Recreation" hottie Aubrey Plaza, fresh from being kicked out of the MTV Movie Awards last weekend, at some event in Vegas on Wednesday (left) -- and "Newsroom" babe Olivia Munn last year (right).

Or is it the other way around?

Looking like Ryan Reynolds and Daniel Craig, ubiquitous electronic music DJs/producers Calvin Harris (left) and Diplo (right) took time out from making records with the likes of Rihanna, Beyonce and Bruno Mars and put on their best grey business suits to hit up the same award show in Hollywood this week.

Question is ...

The Pope's only been on the job a month ... and already he's getting touchy-feely.

Former Miss USA Ali Landry -- roughly six months pregnant with a baby boy -- visited the Vatican last week and got physical with Supreme Pontiff Pope Francis ... right in front of her husband!

OK, to be fair ... the Pope's hands-on tactics were a special blessing for Ali's unborn baby, and Vatican sources confirmed that.

The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

Something's going on with Lindsay Lohan ... because healthy 26-year-olds don't bruise like this.

The shots were taken Tuesday in Venice, CA, while she was on a pre-rehab shopping spree with lil' sis Ali.

We've seen Lindsay bruised before ... but nothing like this. She had bruises at Coachella and in Brazil but these are definitely worse.

Either Kim Kardashian has werewolf blood or her pregnancy has triggered a serious regrowth of body hair ... TMZ has learned.

Kim -- the Armenian poster child for laser body hair removal -- has famously zapped virtually every follicle from the neck down -- but sources close to the reality star tell TMZ, her pregnancy hormones have reawakened the slumbering beast.

We're told Kim has recently been forced to wax -- something she hasn't done in years -- and she's already made appointments to get the new hair growth re-lasered after she gives birth.

FYI, increased hair growth is extremely common during pregnancy ... Drew Barrymore even admitted she grew a small goatee while she was knocked up. It happens.

But in Kim's case ... they might want to break out the lawn mower.

Just two months after suffering a heart attack, Sylvester Stallone's unbelievable mother Jackie Stallone resurfaced on her two feet ... shopping for discount groceries at a 99 Cent store in L.A. on Monday.

Taking a cue from her buff "Rocky" star son, the on the mend 91-year-old celebrity astrologer proved to be a true fighter as she stocked her cart with cheap, healthy fruits and vegetables just weeks after her health scare.

Absolutely nothing can keep Jackie away from a good bargain.

Rachel Bilson's undercover asset was exposed on a Caribbean beach -- and now her immaculate butt is finally getting the attention it so richly deserves. Cue the applause ...

Heather Locklear has loads of advice on how to look young ... no, it's not Botox, but it does involve a shot to the face.

It's unclear if Heather is talking about a cream product ... or just an ingredient. It's also unclear if she practices what she preaches and if it works.

Ever since "The O.C." ('memba that) went off the air six years ago, Summer Roberts Rachel Bilson has really let herself go two pieces.

Having not aged since her days roaming the halls at Harbor High, the smokin' hot 31-year-old bathing beauty showed off her sunburnt rockin' bod in a sexy two-tone bikini on the beach in Barbados on Tuesday.

Rachel is giving us several gorgeous reasons why we should all start watching her latest TV show, "Hart of Dixie."

Serena Williams made a complete ass of herself in Florida ... in a beautiful way.

The ridiculously fit tennis legend managed to safely pour all of her luscious buxom lady parts into an industrial strength black and white bikini in Miami on Monday.

With her champion badonkadonk workin' overtime, no one was injured when the bootylicious 31-year-old got high and waisted for a photo shoot on the beach.