Beauty

Perhaps as a proverbial, pudgy middle finger to the tabloids who have mocked her pregnancy weight gain, Kim Kardashian put her baby bump on full display on Instagram today.

It was a battle of the divas, as Cyndi Lauper, 59, and living legend Liza Minnelli, 67, compared their deep red lipsticks at the Broadway premiere of "Kinky Boots" in NYC on Thursday.

Question is ...

"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" babe Brandi Glanville's latest gig is a real stretch.

The limber 40-year-old mother of two showed off her toned body and ridiculously long legs during a photo op workout session with a personal trainer at a park in L.A. on Friday.

Donny Osmond is a little bit ... burnt.

The 55-year-old entertainer took time out from performing with his sister Marie Osmond in Las Vegas ... and unsuccessfully attempted to tan his lily white Mormon skin in Hawaii on Thursday.

After charring his torso to a crisp on the beach ... the Osmond brother continued to enjoy his moment in the sun by wisely covering up with an undershirt.

Looking like a long lost "Real Housewife of Orange County," former teen pop princess Debbie Gibson proved she can still stomach the competition by flashing her golden tan flat midriff in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Kim Kardashian is a 200 lb monster who's shoveling down so much junk food ... she got dumped by Kanye West -- according to some ridiculously creative magazines, anyway.

See, pregnancy can be entertaining! Unless you're Kim.

Here are some photos of Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren in St. Barts.

And now some reactions from around the office ...

Mike: I can't stop staring.

Gary: I hate my life.

Charles: I'm kinda over her now.

Evan: Charles is insane.

Lululemon has 86'd the woman behind their see-through yoga pants, which is a damn shame -- and not only because Sofia Vergara looks so good in that style. Okay, mostly because of that.

Believe it or not, not every girl wants to be kissed by a prince.

Prince William got the ultimate rejection when an adorable little girl recoiled in horror after he tried to plant a wet one on her cheek in Scotland on Thursday ... clearly, she was not convinced he'd had his cooties shot.

Heidi Klum ain't afraid of no stupid water ... 'cause just three days after saving her son and two nannies from a dangerous rip tide in Hawaii, Klum got back into rough waters ... at Disney's California Adventure.

It's a pretty brave move considering the frightening scene in Oahu earlier this week ... when Heidi sprinted into the ocean to pull her son Henry and their two nannies out of the surf, while wearing nothing more than a skimpy bikini.

In fact, the water was so rough that day, her boyfriend Martin Kristen could be seen struggling to catch his breath on the shore after the terrifying incident.

But there was no water rescue necessary in California on Wednesday ... when a fearless Heidi was seen laughing her way through Grizzly River Run with Martin and her kids.

Disney princess turned wannabe hipster badass, Miley Cyrus took time out from twerking to flash her engagement ring while taking her Urban Outfitters approved beanie and black American Apparel-ish negligee for a bra-free stroll in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Arnold Schwarzenegger loves the artwork in Venice Beach ... of himself.

While riding around his old pumping ground at Muscle Beach Tuesday, the 65-year-old former Mr. Olympia stopped to take a pic in front of a larger-than-life mural of himself posing during his ridiculously huge bodybuilding days.

Ahnold is obviously a big fan of the painting by artist Jonas Never, since he posted the photo on Instagram with the comment, Then and now - great mural here in Venice.

He's quite a piece of work.

It's about damn time New Jersey banned children from tanning -- at least without parental permission -- this according to the face of the biggest underage tanning scandal in history.

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil got emotional on the street yesterday ... telling TMZ, she fully supports Governor Chris Christie's new "Tan Mom Law" that bans anyone under 17 from going to tanning salons without a parental stamp of approval.

Patricia tells us, "I don't think children ever should tan ... I believe that it should be something that's spoken about and now it's been rectified after I went through a year of mockery for something I never would do and did not do."

Quick recap: Patricia was arrested last year on child endangerment charges after being accused of putting her 5-year-old in a tanning booth. Patricia denied the charges from the beginning, and a grand jury opted not to indict her.

After recently getting back together, Hayden Panettiere and her giant boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko continued on their face sucking PDA tour by soaking up the sun -- and each other -- on the beach in Hollywood, Florida on Tuesday.

With rumors speculating they are already engaged, a ringless Hayden showed off her lady curves in a sexy purple fringe bikini, while Wlad bronzed his jacked up boxer's physique by going shirtless.

Lindsay Lohan threw on her bikini and hit the beach in Brazil yesterday ... revealing a series of gnarly bruises down her left leg.

It's unclear how Lohan got her new marks ... it's possible she just banged herself up while ducking under tables at a nightclub last week.

Then again, it's not impossible to think she got into another late-night altercation -- just ask that psychic she allegedly socked in the face a few months ago.