Rafael Nadal & Hot GF Bikini Time in Mexico

Shirtless Spanish tennis hunk Rafael Nadal proved he's got game off the court too ... by showing off his hot bikini girlfriend Maria Francisca Perello in Mexico the other day.

He's finally met his match.

Paris Jackson I Got Spirit ... FREE SPIRIT!

One minute she's a football player ... the next, Paris Jackson is pom-pomming her face off on her prep school's cheerleading squad ... another sign MJ's daughter is as free a spirit as he was.

Paris -- sporting a short new 'do -- hit the hardwood and rooted on the Buckley School basketball team in L.A. yesterday ... while hamming it up for the cameras.

It's just the latest predictably unpredictable move for the 14-year-old ... who was just playing for the school's flag football team in 2011 -- she's kinda like "Icebox" from "Little Giants" ... only WAYY more bad ass.

Besides the sports, Jackson is also an aspiring actress ... political activist ... model ... and Bieber-enthusiast.

Funny, Michael spent so much time trying to keep his children out of the spotlight ... but now, it seems she's reveling in it.

Rihanna Thongin' Out in Risque Instagram Pic

Rihanna got a new pair of thigh-high boots yesterday ... and to celebrate, she took a photo of herself wearing them ... and a g-string.

RiRi instagrammed the pic ... along with the following message: "Gotcha bitch tip toeing on my marble flo'!!! Sick ass custom Prada boots! Miuccia you RULE!!! Thank you."

No, Rihanna ... thank YOU.

Kourtney Kardashian Spot My Kid ... Get a Booby Prize

There's something or someone hidden in this pic of Kourtney Kardashian -- but this is a tough one. Ya might wanna just give up ... or watch the clip for the answer.

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Terrence Howard Oprah Sex Scene Was a Dream Come True ... 'Those Tig Ol' Bitties'

Making love to Oprah Winfrey is a life-changing experience ... so says Terrence Howard, who claims the best part about doing a sex scene with the Big O in their upcoming movie was her "tig ol' bitties."

Seriously, Terrence said that in a recent interview with Movie Fanatic, in which he talks about his and Oprah's love-making scene in "The Butler," slated for release later this year.

Terrence -- who plays Oprah's neighbor in the movie -- said, "Oprah and I had such chemistry. To be able to make out with Oprah and to have love scenes with her and those tig ol' bitties ... She's such a lovely, voluptuous woman ... That was wonderful."

IS NOTHING SACRED???

Kourtney K with Kid 'They Get So Big, So Fast'

It seems like only yesterday, Kourtney Kardashian was self-delivering baby Mason from her lady parts in front of the reality show cameras ... and look at him now!

No seriously, try to look at him ... bet you didn't even realize there was a child in this picture.

Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks and High Heels

If Selena Gomez was trying to find a way to make Justin Bieber REGRET breaking up ... this hot red outfit will probably do the trick.

Gomez -- and her butt cheeks -- were hanging out in Palmdale, CA this week ... where word on the street is that she was shooting a new music video.

Muy bien.

Jon "Bones" Jones My Newborn Baby's A Pro Boob Sucker

UFC light heavyweight champ Jon "Bones" Jones couldn't be more proud of his newborn baby daughter ... at least in the nipple-sucking department.

Jones -- whose baby daughter Olivia was born today at 6 pounds 10 ounces -- just tweeted, "Guys Liv is so pretty! She has a head full of hair and is sucking on this t*t like a champ."

Aahh ... nothing like a father's love.

Jones added, "Careful Ronda Rousey, we might have a new challenger for your belt."

But seriously ... he really said the t*t thing.

Scott Disick Goes South Of the Border

Never say Scott Disick isn't well-adjusted ... and the best part -- he can do it all by himself!

Scott was in Mexico recently, hanging with baby mama Kourtney Kardashian, his son Mason and a bunch of friends.

We don't know if Scott went crab diving during the vacation ... but we hear they're in season.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West It's a Black & White Thing

Kim Kardashian proved she's the ying to Kanye West's yang at a fashion show in Paris this weekend ... by wearing matching black and white his and his suits.

Looking like a 21st century Annie Hall, a very serious Kim went to the dark side at the Givenchy runway show in a baby bump slimming black maternity men's suit ... while Kanye kept it virginal in a stark all white ensemble.

No shades of grey area in this relationship.

'Jerseylicious' Star Strips For Playgirl ... Wanna See My Sausage?

In between making pizza and tanning, "Jerseylicious" star Filippo Giove found time to show off what his mama gave him -- BY DROPPING TROU for Playgirl and TMZ has the pics.

Filippo -- a star on the Style Network show since 2010 -- stripped down to his bday suit and posed in a variety of sexy (ish) positions for the upcoming Spring issue.

Specifically, Filippo shows off his derriere on some red satin sheets ... poses with a few strategically-placed bubbles and gets naked in a pizza shop while slathered in marinara sauce -- with only a LARGE pizza box covering his junk.

Maybe it's large ... we're not actually sure. You decide.

David Duchovny Good Genes or Good Docs?

There is something mysterious about how well David Duchovny ages.

Here's the 33-year-old "The X-Files" star back in 1994 (left) -- and 19 years later, the 52-year-old hunk at the premiere of his new movie "Phantom" this week (right).

Californication does the body good.

Rachel vs. Michelle vs. Mila Who'd You Rather?

"Oz the Great and Powerful" babes Rachel Weisz, Michelle Williams and Mila Kunis glammed up the movie's London premiere on Thursday.

Question is ...

Justin Bieber Ab-solutely Ridiculous

Justin Bieber turns 19 today ... so he walked down the streets of London in half his birthday suit, lamely showing off his baby abs and his ultra-cool training boxers.

The drop-crotch pants, and the Vanilla Ice fade haircut was just too cool for school. The only saving grace ... he wasn't wearing that stupid hat.

The pic was snapped after his performance, as he walked to his hotel.

Someone needs to hang this kid upside down from a balcony.

Suge, are you listening?

Leonardo DiCaprio Heads Up at the Airport

Leonardo DiCaprio did something almost unheard of in his world ... date a normal chick he strolled through an airport without covering up his million dollar face.

With a hat and shades giving him the bare minimum protection from flashbulbs, the 38-year-old "Django Unchained" star held his head up high -- and unobstructed -- as he made his way through Narita International Airport in Tokyo on Friday.

Looks like commercials aren't the only thing celebs will do in Japan that they won't do anywhere else.

Marc Anthony My New Girlfriend Is Richer Than J.Lo

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Marc Anthony's new GF Chloe Green is the daughter of UK billionaire Sir Philip Green -- which is awesome for Chloe and Marc, but not so awesome to one fashion-obsessed shopper.

Not to worry ... one good sale, and she'll get over it.

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