Kate Middleton Behold The Royal Baby Bump

Let there be no doubt ... Kate Middleton is ROYALLY pregnant -- and to prove it, she finally revealed her fetal protuberance while making an appearance in London yesterday.

A bunch of photos of Middleton's appearance have been floating around ... but this one really shows she's bumping along.

Yeah, baby.

Robin Roberts Returns to GMA Welcomed Back by Obamas

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She's back!!!!! Robin Roberts returned to her anchor chair on "Good Morning America" on Wednesday ... her first day in her old job since undergoing a bone marrow transplant to treat a blood disorder.

And the best part -- she was greeted with welcome back messages from Barack and Michelle Obama, Oprah and Hillary Clinton!!

With a big ol' smile on her face, Roberts told the audience ... "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America.'"

As for the First Family ... Michelle O told Roberts, "Robin, we just want you to know that the whole Obama family, we've been thinking about you and praying for you and rooting for you every step of the way."

Roberts was diagnosed with myelodysplastic syndrome (MDS) last year ... but says she's determined to beat it.

Looks like she's off to a good start.

Colin Kaepernick BODY SHOTS With Hot Bikini Chicks

Know why it doesn't suck to be the quarterback who lost the Super Bowl? Because hot girls will drink alcohol out of your belly button no matter what.

The photos just surfaced ... showing 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick partying on board a cruise ship in Mexico last year ... letting girls do body shots off his six pack ... and they're so awesome, we couldn't resist posting them.

More impressive ... the pics were shot BEFORE Colin replaced starting QB Alex Smith.

One less teammate for Chris Culliver to worry about ...

Jamie Lynn Sigler & Fetus Date Night with Lenny Dykstra's Son

With her baby bump under wraps, former "Sopranos" star Jamie Lynn Sigler left a dinner date in L.A. last night with the man responsible for her fetus ... Lenny Dykstra's son Cutter.

The 31-year-old actress just announced the pregnancy last week -- and confirmed the kid belongs to her 23-year-old fiance, who's a minor league baseball player.

Cutter Dykstra -- who was drafted in 2008 -- was clutching some cash on his way out of Craig's ... which is a good sign, considering there were rumors that his financial disaster of a father stole his $700,000 signing bonus. Cutter has previously claimed the rumors were completely false.

Still, who ya think paid for dinner?

Hayden Panettiere Banging Ex-BF We Have Proof (Kind Of)

Hayden Panettiere is soooo banging her ex-boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko -- just like we predicted weeks ago -- and TMZ finally has the rock-solid proof we've been waiting for ... sort of.

You'll recall, we talked to Hayden back in January at LAX -- where she insisted she and the 6'6" Ukrainian boxing champ were "just good buddies." But we had a hunch it was MUCH more than that.

And now we have the PROOF (kind of) ... because photos were snapped yesterday in Hollywood, Florida ... where the probably-back-together couple was seen cuddling on a couch at Taco Beach Shack.

Specifically in the pics ... Hayden is all smiles (and lookin' super hot) while holding Wlad's hand ... his arm is wrapped tightly around her body ... and there's obvious sexual tension.

Only logical conclusion ... it's on like Donkey Kong. Sorry Scotty.

Katherine Webb Great Googly Moogly

"Splash" -- formerly known as "Celebrity Diving" -- seems like just another reality TV show ... until you see Katherine Webb in a bathing suit.

The former Miss Alabama USA -- famous for her cameo at the BCS National Championship this year -- donned the magenta monokini earlier today while filming a show segment in L.A..

For some reason, there are other people on the show too.

Britney Spears The Grocery List Tells Me What to Do

Rockin' her best Kate Gosselin soccer mom chic, Britney Spears didn't need a conservator when she hit up a Los Angeles supermarket this weekend ... because she had a grocery list to help her remember what she needs, y'all.

Included in the 31-year-old mother of two's list were: ginger ale, tomatoes, Lunchables, ham, orange juice, 2% milk, Smart popcorn, bread and chicken.

While Cheetos and Tang were strangely absent, it's probably safe to say Britney can remember to pick those items up without having to write them down.

Boy George Not a Big Singer Anymore!

Boy George is half the androgynous man he used to be ... and looks amazing.

The 51-year-old former Culture Club front man -- who has struggled with his weight in the past -- has dropped a bunch of chins and tweeted a pic of his shocking new skinnier look on Sunday.

The slimmer Karma Chameleon also revealed he achieved the dramatic weight loss through portion control and working with a nutritionist.

Boy can finally tumble 4 ya again.

'Rhoda' Star Valerie Harper Good Genes or Good ... Scarves?

It's hard to wrap your head around how well Valerie Harper has aged.

Here's Bethenny Frankel the 36-year-old "Rhoda" star back in 1976 (left) -- and 37 years later, the 73-year-old "Valerie" (which later became "The Hogan Family") star in L.A. this week (right).

She's irreplaceable.

Naomi vs. Karolina vs. Coco Who'd You Rather?

Supermodels Naomi Campbell, Karolina Kurkova and Coco Rocha struck a pose at an event for the premiere of their new model competition show "The Face" recently.

Question is ...

Paul Nassif I've Rebounded WITH A BEAUTY QUEEN!!

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"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Paul Nassif tells TMZ, he's only been dating his smoking hot 27-year-old beauty queen girlfriend for SIX WEEKS -- which squarely contradicts a report he was banging the girl while still with his wife Adrienne Maloof.

Reports circulated Paul has been dating former Miss Nevada USA Helen Salas since April last year -- four months before Paul filed for divorce in August.

But last night, as Paul and Helen arrived to The Ivy for dinner, the couple told us they only met 6 weeks ago ... several months after the divorce filing.

Paul says things are going great -- and despite reports to the contrary, claims Helen was NEVER his nanny or his babysitter.

As for Adrienne ... she's also dating a much younger person -- Rod Stewart's 32-year-old son Sean Stewart.

So we gotta ask ...

Louie Anderson The Great White Hope of Diving Shows

Comedian Louie Anderson is training for one of those new celebrity diving shows -- along with the likes of super babe Katherine Webb and NFL star Ndamukong Suh -- but everyone else just pales in comparison.

The 59-year-old showed off his pearly white wet dewy flesh after performing a big dive in L.A. on Thursday.

Things haven't exactly been going swimmingly for the comic -- he had to be pulled out of the water a few weeks ago after a mishap in the pool.

67-Year-Old Steve Martin Shaping Up For My Newborn Baby

Hoping to stay alive long enough to see his newborn kid graduate elementary school, 67-year-old Steve Martin worked on his fitness by hitting the road on his workout bike this week.

Martin's rep just confirmed that the actor's 41-year-old wife Anne Stringfield gave birth to their first child back in December ... but the couple hasn't revealed the sex or name of the child.

Whether it's a son or daughter, he's now working out for two.

Dayna Devon Front-Runner to Join 'Bev Hills Housewives'

Dayna Devon -- the former host of "Extra" and a star on the TLC show "Plastic Wives" -- is the front-runner to replace one of the cast members on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ... sources connected to the show tell TMZ.

Sources tell us Taylor Armstrong and one other cast member are on the chopping block ... and Devon has recently had "multiple contacts" with a casting company about coming on board for next season.

Devon is married to famed Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Brent Moelleken ... who also starred on "Plastic Wives."

Sources say ... Penny Lancaster -- Rod Stewart's wife -- is also a strong candidate for one of the open positions.

Stay tuned ...

LeAnn Rimes Sues Dentist You Screwed Up My Teeth!

LeAnn Rimes is suing her dentist, claiming he botched up her mouth so bad ... it's messing up her career.

In the lawsuit ... obtained by TMZ ... Rimes claims she went to Dr. Duane C. McKay for various dental work over 3 years. Some of the work included upper front veneers and crowns that the dentist promised would address her TMJ-related pain as well as improve her appearance.

Rimes claims rather than helping, the dentist messed her mouth up bad, causing tremendous pain and bleeding. Back in October, she tweeted, "I feel like I got hit in my right side of my face with a baseball bat."

Rimes says she's had to undergo 9 root canals and bone grafting. She's also had a temporary bridge and needed physical therapy as well.

Rimes says in the suit she will have a "permanent cosmetic deficiency."

Rimes says the dental work is so bad it has been screwing with her career ... impeding her ability to perform.

In her malpractice lawsuit, LeAnn is seeking unspecified damages for physical, emotional and psychiatric injuries. She also wants money for loss of past and future earnings.

Ochocinco's New GF She's a WHOOTY (White Girl with a Booty)

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Chad Ochocinco's already on the rebound with a new chick ... and there's no denying it, girl's got some SERIOUS JUNK ... even compared to a random girl in the background doing stripper moves.

The video was shot a few days ago in Miami -- showing Ocho and his new lady getting touchy-feely near the beach ... and she's got an ass like an onion. It makes us wanna cry.

BONUS: While Ocho cuddles up with the mystery woman, some random chick in the background felt it was a great time to practice her stripper moves on a pole. Gotta love Miami.

FYI -- it's been six months since Ocho's domestic violence arrest ... when he allegedly headbutted his wife Evelyn Lozada. The two have since divorced.

UPDATE: The photo agency that shot Chad and the unnamed "whooty" tells us the video is from February 7. Right now Chad is in Spain with a different woman -- Lauren Popeil ... heiress to the Ron Popeil infomercial fortune.

A source close to Lauren tells us she and Chad are great friends taking in a Real Madrid soccer match -- but they're not "dating" yet.

Who knew Ocho could juggle so well?