Ribeiro vs. Davidson Who'd You Rather?

"Fresh Prince of Bel Air" star Alfonso Ribeiro, 41, and "In Living Color" comedian Tommy Davidson, 49, reminisced about the '90s at a film premiere in L.A. on Thursday.

Question is ...

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Kim Kardashian MILF in Training

Kim Kardashian is pregnant, but that didn't stop her from looking SMOKING HOT on the red carpet for an event in Calgary, Alberta last night.

Your move, Jessica Simpson.

KIM KARDASHIAN About To Pop Star

As Kim Kardashian's expanding waistline begins to grow, we used our patent-pending PhotoPregger3000 to plump Kanye West's baby mama to maximum expectant mother capacity.

Check out what the soon-to-be mother-of-one might look like right before she drops her latest hit.

Simon Cowell The Moobs Cover-Up!

There is one part of his body that Simon Cowell does not want to expose to the sun -- or photographers -- his luscious hairy man boobs.

While soaking up the rays on a yacht in St. Barts, "The X Factor" king kept it demure by making sure his masculine buxom boy-breasts were always covered up.

Doesn't the 53-year-old know everyone goes topless in the Caribbean?

Coach Rex Ryan My Wife LOVES Sanchez On My Tattoo, Anyway

NY Jets head coach Rex Ryan just unveiled a bizarre tattoo that tells Mark Sanchez ... your QB job is 100% secure -- and also my wife totally digs you!

Sexy Rexy was spotted on the beach in the Bahamas with a tattoo on his right arm of a woman -- who looks a lot like Rex's wife Michelle Ryan -- wearing a #6 Jets jersey ... aka Mark's jersey.

After the Jets' horrendous season there's been talk that Sanchez could be traded ... so the ink could simply be a vote of confidence.

But the bigger issue ... why in the world would Rex use his wife to send that message?? Or maybe she's actually into Sanchez?

All fair questions ... considering Rex and Michelle's alleged fetish history.

We don't know if the tat is permanent, but it's worth nothing ... no Tim Tebow ink.

UPDATE: Upon further review the woman seems to be "Tebowing" (she also seems to be wearing no underwear). So ... mixed message?

Gabriel Aubry Face for Modeling ... Six Weeks Later

Gabriel Aubry is ready for his close-up again ... just a short month-and-a-half after his pretty boy face got bashed in by Olivier Martinez on Thanksgiving Day.

The model was still a little puffy when he arrived at LAX last night -- but looked much more like the guy who bagged Halle Berry 7 years ago ... instead of a guy who went 4 rounds with late 80s Mike Tyson.

Yesterday was exactly 6 weeks after the brawl that erupted at Halle's house as Gabriel dropped off Nahla.

He's come a long way, baby.

Jessica Alba Baby Got Back Is Back ... Again

Jessica Alba took an 8-year break from being smoking hot to become ... smoking hot with kids -- and you know what that makes Jess and her legendary backside? Really attractive.

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Sofia Vergara BREAST NYE Fight Ever!!!

Sofia Vergara's strapless gown lost a New Year's Eve fight -- but every guy in the party won when one of her glorious boobs popped out of the dress in the middle of the scuffle.

Sofia and her fiance Nick Loeb were partying inside the Miami nightclub Story when the pushing and shoving started -- reportedly with some people at a table next to theirs.

Sofia jumped in to try to break up the fight, got bumped to the ground ... and that's when her gown -- which was already holding on for dear life (below) -- released its precious cargo.

The "Modern Family" star wasn't hurt in the brief melee ... but Nick reportedly suffered a few bruises while struggling with security.

Happy boob year!

'Hunger Games' Star Ripped to Shreds

"Hunger Games" hunk Alexander Ludwig proved he's been eating right by showing off his lean, hairless, buff body while at the beach in Hawaii on Wednesday.

May the abs be ever in your favor.

Lindsay Lohan Shocking New Year's Transformation

2013 is already bringing huge changes for Lindsay Lohan.

Just two days after looking really rough in London (below) for New Year's Eve, the 26-year-old actress stepped out looking like a totally different person.

Unlike her NYE meltdown, Lindsay showed up at London's fancy Nozomi restaurant last night, glowing in a black fur jacket and a brand new face.

Here's to new beginnings.

Jenny Craig We'll Pass On Kim K's Pregnant Ass

Two major weight loss companies won't touch Kim Kardashian's "big fat ass" with a 10-foot pole ... TMZ has learned they have zero interest in signing the pregnant celeb to a Jessica Simpson type deal.

Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ they won't be be helping Kim K shed her post-baby weight -- and their reason, ironically enough, is the reality TV star isn't real enough.

Medifast said it's not looking for any celeb endorsements -- but Jenny Craig was more specific, telling us they're ... focusing on "real results for real women" this year.

Interestingly, JC's rep added, "We will continue our working relationship with Mariah Carey."

Of course we don't know if Kim's even looking for a new weight loss deal ... she endorsed Quick Trim last year.

But who knew? Mariah's ass: way realer than Kim's.

Jessica Alba Back on All Fours!

Jessica Alba celebrated the new year by rockin' a skimpy orange bikini which highlighted her bootyful round backside and her perky, taut front side in Cabo on Wednesday.

It's been eight years -- and two kids -- since she infamously bronzed her glorious God given talents in this amazing shot from 2005, butt we still gotta ask ...

The 31-year-old actress is one hot mama.

Leo DiCaprio Topless Babe Yacht Party

Leonardo DiCaprio is clearly enjoying his single status and partied it up on a yacht with a bunch of hot bikini babes in Australia over the holiday weekend.

Along with all the sexy chicks -- some of whom were topless -- the 38-year-old "Django Unchained" star also hung out with his wingmen Jonah Hill and Lukas Haas.

Up until around two months ago, DiCaprio was dating Victoria's Secret supermodel Erin Heatherton.

2013 is already shaping up to be a good year for Leo.

Kim Kardashian Mama's Working Out For TWO

Forget Lamaze classes -- Kim Kardashian's fetus is already getting its daily workout ... at the gym.

Kim -- who's roughly 3 months pregnant with Kanye West's baby -- took her barely-visible baby bump out for a cardio sesh this morning in L.A.

From the looks of it ... Kim's taking a page out of Jessica Simpson's maternity wardrobe playbook -- lots and lots of black clothing.

But we'll give her credit for the spandex. Then again ... she's only 12 weeks into this.

Mark Zuckerberg Cut & Pasty

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is white hot -- exposing his burly man chest while vacationing in Maui.

Zuck wasn't shy about sharing his topless physique while taking his wife Priscilla Chan out for a private surf lesson.

See, there is something $14 billion can't buy.