Beauty

Here's a photo of Rihanna in Barbados ... in a bathing suit ... where she'll be spending her Christmas holiday relaxin' like a she-pimp in 81 degree weather.

FYI -- it's 36 degrees in NYC right now ... 53 and raining in L.A. ... 14 degrees in Minneapolis ... 37 in Dallas ... 52 in Atlanta ... 32 in Boise ... etc, etc, etc.

TMZ has obtained the last driver's license photo Michael Jackson ever took -- a big change from the singer's cheery license photo from the 1980s.

The latest photo was taken in 2005 -- four years before the King of Pop's untimely death -- and you can tell from the harrowing image ... MJ had become a tortured soul.

An image of MJ's 1980s driver's license was released by the FBI shortly after Michael died -- as part of the agency's massive file on the singer. The Bureau compiled the dossier during its investigation into child sex allegations involving the singer back in the 90s.

As you can see, Michael was a much different person back then -- smiling brightly for his photo at the DMV.

Bristol Palin's DNA will always have a special place in Levi Johnston's Christmas family photo ... at least in the form of the ex-couple's son Tripp, who made a red-sweater'd cameo in this year's snapshot.

The photo was taken last week for the Johnston family Christmas card inside Levi's Wasilla, Alaska home -- and it looks like everyone agreed to wear some kind of plaid ... or argyle ... except for Levi's new wife Sunny Oglesby.

As we first reported, Levi is strongly considering a move to get full custody of Tripp -- believing Bristol is a bad parent ... letting Tripp run amok at home ... talking back, cursing, and disrespecting his elders.

Clark Griswold aka Chevy Chase is having the holiday of a lifetime.

Here's the 46-year-old comedian around the time "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" came out in 1989 (left) -- and 23 years later, the 69-year-old former "Community" star at an event earlier this year (right).

Hysterical.

Buxom blonde CoCo has been caught getting all sweaty with a man in photos again ... but this time it's with her husband Ice-T.

With the fall out from CoCo's controversial pics with rapper AP.9. behind them, Ice and CoCo got their hearts racing again by working out together at the Mandr Fitness Center at the Planet Hollywood Casino & Hotel in Vegas on Friday.

We're told Ice had just flown in from New York to catch CoCo's sexy new show "Peepshow" this weekend.

Country singer LeAnn Rimes married Eddie Cibrian after dating him while he was still married to "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Brandi Glanville.

Question is ...

Arnold Schwarzenegger is partying like it's 1942 ... so says his new haircut.

The Guv was leaving some event in NYC on Thursday, when he showed off his shorter new 'do -- which at first actually looks pretty decent ... but then takes a turn for the worse once the weirdly buzzed sides and interesting dye job meet to reveal an unfortunate bald spot.

When it comes to hair fashion, Arnie will always be number ein.

Calls to Michael Jordan's mustache were not returned.

While Jessica Simpson was probably off somewhere trying to elude photographers from catching a glimpse of her maybe baby bump, her fiancé Eric Johnson and adorable first baby Maxwell went shopping on Melrose Avenue in L.A. on Tuesday.

It must be really hard to get Jess a Christmas gift when you don't know what size to buy her.

Supermodel Kate Moss almost took a ball to the head while hanging out on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

While trying to soak up the sun with husband Jamie Hince, the bikini-clad 38-year-old got photobombed by a completely naked dude checking his phone behind her.

Team USA women's soccer phenom Alex Morgan showed off her rock hard gold medal winning bikini body in Hawaii on Wednesday.

The smokin' hot 23-year-old Olympian scores again.

Like a good elder girlfriend, Taylor Swift, 23, chaperoned her current boyfriend Harry Styles to get his latest tat in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

With Taylor clinging to his side, the 18-year-old One Direction singer got an image of a huge ship inked on his left upper arm at the ever popular Shamrock Tattoo.

While Harry is no stranger to body art, he's so far managed to avoid getting Taylor's name etched permanently into his flesh.

Pretty funny -- considering the bad boy in Taylor's new music video "I Knew You Were Trouble" gets a very similar tattoo ... and the song's all about how he broke her heart (surprise).

Shaun White's flowing red locks ARE GONE ... for now at least ... because the snowboarding legend just hacked off his mane!!!

The good news ... Shaun says he decided to get rid of his long hair because he wanted to donate to the Locks of Love charity ... which provides hairpieces to financially disadvantaged kids who have suffered a medical hair loss.

Before White went under the clippers, he explained his decision -- "I've been thinking about this one for a while ... but it's for a good cause so I want to do it."

Kate Upton and Lindsay Lohan have something in common ... because Kate's assets were FROZEN recently -- when the curvaceous 20-year-old model stripped down to her skivvies for an Antarctica photo shoot ... where the temperature hit 35 BELOW!!!

We're told Upton and a camera crew boarded a private 10-day cruise from Argentina to Antarctica for a super-secret Sports Illustrated cover shoot. The cruise departed November 29th and returned December 9th.

The photos were shot both on the cruise -- with massive icebergs as a backdrop -- as well as on the penguin-filled islands off the coast of the frozen continent.

But don't worry -- we're told Upton only stripped to a bikini for a few minutes at a time ... and was otherwise wrapped in a pimpalicious fur coat.

As for the giant Oreo man -- 2012 marks the 100th year since the inception of the tastiest cookie in the universe ... and for some reason, this guy felt like celebrating.

Got a little sand on your perfectly-toned butt? No problem. Just ring that little bell and your loyal butt-washing attendant will be right over ... carrying a gleaming silver pail filled with Fiji water just to de-sand your perky cheeks.

Just one requirement: you must be Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel ... who proudly showed off the ridiculous ass-splashing service she got during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.

FYI -- we were joking about the Fiji part ... but La Toya wasn't.