Beauty

Even though Movember is the best thing that has ever happened to the human face, not everyone is a grower and a shower. Check out what these smooth-faced stars would look like if they got into the holiday spirit!

Here's "Martin" star Tisha Campbell-Martin at an autism charity event in Beverly Hills this week (left) -- and the exquisite La Toya Jackson at a multiple sclerosis charity event earlier this year (right).

Their work never ceases to amaze.

Derek Jeter's had a very full off-season -- 'cause the Yankees superstar is busy nursing a broken ankle, and apparently ... twins! Suddenly, dude's stats aren't all that's fat.

Face it, supermodels like Alessandra Ambrosio are just like the rest of us -- because they buy toilet paper just like us, and maybe ... possibly even poop just like us! We know ... shocking.

Model SueLyn Medeiros -- famous for her bootylicious DUI arrest last year -- wasn't taking any risks while toasting her buns in the Bahamas yesterday ... preserving her perfect assets with some SPF daaaaaayum.

Here's club kingpin Jeff Beacher in the new billboard for his Hollywood hotspot Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel -- and David Beckham in his infamous H&M underwear ad.

Both are larger than life.

The question is...

If you recall, Kim got into some hot water after tweeting about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and vowed to get informed about the political situation in the region while she was in Kuwait and Bahrain ... to open up a couple of Millions of Milkshakes shops.

Jared Leto showed up to an indie awards show last night missing his fuzzy little eye warmers -- and although his scary 'Powder' inspired brow bones may be missing... he now has a blank canvas for growth.

Check out some of Hollywood's most iconic brows glued on to the star's over-plucked puss.

Hold the phone -- here's 25-year-old Victoria's Secret model Maryna Linchuk squeezing her smoking hot lady bits into a skimpy pink bikini yesterday in Miami.

We hear it's snowing somewhere right now.

"Hunger Games" star Jennifer Lawrence wearing a tiny bikini and riding a surfboard ... very hot. Realizing her brother is riding tandem behind her ... not so hot anymore.

While the rest of America pigged out over the holiday weekend, 41-year-old mother of two Jada Pinkett Smith flashed her rock hard bikini body in Hawaii.

And for that we're thankful.

Former UB40 singer Ali Campbell let it all hang out in New Zealand this weekend ... by going topless in public.

While holding a glass of what appeared to be red red wine, the 53-year-old flashed his buxom man breasts on a balcony in Auckland.

FYI -- UB40 released "Red Red Wine" back in 1983. Unclear if he was still rockin' the nipple ring back then.

The least photographed Kardashian was spotted out in public this weekend ... Kourtney Kardashian's newborn baby Penelope Scotland Disick.

Kourtney and her adorable four-month-old daughter were seen during a lunch outing in Fort Lauderdale the other day.

There is definitely a reality TV spinoff in Penelope's future.

Jessica Simpson kept herself to a strict Weight Watchers regimen in order to lose SIXTY POUNDS after her pregnancy -- a regimen filled with low-fat smoothies, protein, and veggies -- and TMZ has obtained her 4-month crash diet plan.

The plan -- crafted by Jessica's former private chef -- closely follows the WW point system, with fancy homemade menu items like egg white omelets, chicken satays, whipped chick peas, soba noodles, and shrimp skewers.

It all kicked off in July with a 15-day smoothie diet: 5 days of 3 smoothies a day (with 2 healthy snacks); 5 days of 2 smoothies a day (2 healthy snacks, 1 meal); and 5 days of 1 smoothie day (with 2 snacks and 2 meals).

For a while, it didn't look as if she'd lose any weight at all -- at least based on her terrible WW commercial -- so we gotta say ... we're impressed.

Here's 20-year-old pop sensation Miley Cyrus in NYC last week -- and former 'NSYNC member Lance Bass back in 1999.

One of them used to date "Boy Meets World" star Danielle Fishel.

Here's gorgeous 20-year-old supermodel Kate Upton at JFK this week -- and reassembled pop star Britney Spears back in 2009.

They're quite a sight.