Nicki Minaj vs. Xtina Who'd You Rather?

With their blonde wigs and beautiful bronzed skin, Nicki Minaj and Christina Aguilera looked like singing sisters in L.A. the other day.

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Oprah's Favorite Things New List CRUSHES Body Odor Pandemic

Oprah's "Favorite Things" is slowly putting an end to America's body stink problem -- because ever since the Big O announced her preference for a certain kind of soap ... the company's soap sales have exploded.

Oprah publicly endorsed the Lafco soap set on her new list -- which she releases every year -- and according to a rep for Lafco, invoices have nearly quadrupled since the list came out.

We called to ask if sales have increased dramatically since Oprah's endorsement, and the rep tells us, "Holy hell, yes it has. It is our third time being chosen. We're busy as hell."

The rep adds, "We usually invoice 80-100 a day, and yesterday we had 431 invoices."

As for the other products on the list -- they're also experiencing sales booms.

The makers of Corkcicle -- a wine-chilling cork -- tell us they've experienced a 350% sales increase ... and the people behind the Tusk Capri Checkbook Clutch say they're getting TEN TIMES the normal order amount.

Sales for Oprah's favorite elliptical trainer have also gone up 300% -- according to the company, Octane Fitness.

Soap, ellipticals ... what exactly are you trying to say, Oprah?

Sam Elliott I'm HONORED Aaron Rodgers Loves My 'Stache

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Sam Elliott couldn't believe it -- that Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers called his iconic moustache the GREATEST OF ALL TIME ... because there's one other actor who gives Sam's whiskers a run for their money.

Sam was out in Malibu yesterday when we told him the story -- that Aaron Rodgers put Sam Elliott's facial fuzz at the top of his list for all-time greatest 'staches ... during an interview with Jim Rome.

Sam was dumbfounded, telling TMZ, "NO WAY! You're bullsh*tting me."

As for who Sam thinks might also be a contender in Hollywood's best moustache contest -- you gotta watch the clip.

And speaking of contenders -- Sam says the last time he ever had to shave his lip warmer was for a movie called "The Contender" in 2000. AND LET IT NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

Shudder.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Right in the Kisser

What better way to spend the night before Thanksgiving ... than planting a big wet kiss on your man in front of an army of leering photogs -- and that's exactly what Kim Kardashian did last night with BF Kanye West.

Kim and Kanye joined Kim's sisters Kendall, Kylie, and Khloe for dinner at the Crustacean in Beverly Hills -- and on their way out, Kim showed off some shameless PDA in her sheer top and upholstered red skirt.

The reality star really knows how to pay lip service.

Aaron Rodgers Moust Valuable 'Stache Award Goes to ...

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Aaron Rodgers has been red-hot over the last month, and the fuel for his performance can be found in the magical facial hair of one man ... SAM ELLIOTT!

The Green Bay Packers QB broke down famous moustaches with Jim Rome -- in honor of Movember -- and crowned Elliott's the most inspirational of all time ... and even cited its performance in "Tombstone."

Rodgers also shouted out a couple other celeb 'staches during the Rome interview, which airs tonight at 10 on Showtime.

By the way, Rodgers' moustache is in the middle of an NFC-best 5 game winning streak.

In related news, Jets fans are praying their QB sprouts whiskers -- no matter how dirty it looks.

Lindsay Lohan Judd For Yourself

Here's gorgeous "Liz & Dick" star Lindsay Lohan in NYC the other day -- and country diva Wynonna Judd back in 2009.

One has a really famous half-sister.

We're just sayin'.

Mitt Romney's 2nd Amendment Workout The Right to Bear Arms

Nothing says "MANLY MAN" like a gym session ... and really hairy arms ... and Mitt Romney is definitely a manly man.

The 65-year-old former Presidential candidate -- along with his wife Ann -- hit a up weight room near San Diego yesterday ... possibly to work off some of that pizza from their "Twilight" date night over the weekend.

Despite losing the election, it looks like having had Paul Ryan as a running mate can still do some good ... for Mitt's abs.

Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake

Lady Gaga stripped down to her thong and banged a piece of birthday cake ... and thankfully, Terry Richardson captured the entire thing on video tape.

Richardson -- the god-like genius who also directed the video of Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy in a bikini -- released the clip on Gaga's official YouTube page.

And if you're concerned about Gaga's personal hygiene after her romp with the dessert ... don't worry, she takes a bath at the end of the clip.

God bless you Terry Richardson.

MC Hammer vs. Psy Who'd You Rather?

Proving they're too legit to quit, MC Hammer resurfaced to perform with "Gangnam Style" sensation Psy at the American Music Awards on Sunday.

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Bono Good Genes or Good Shades?

Bono is having a beautiful day.

Here's the 27-year-old U2 front man back in 1987 (left) -- and 25 years later, the 52-year-old humanitarian at an event in Rome this week (right).

Looking Fly.

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Brandon Flowers Has a Killer New Look!

The Killers frontman Brandon Flowers, 31, showed off his gaunt, smooth, orange, preppier new style at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Frankfurt the other day (left) -- which was quite a contrast from his hairy hipster chic from several years ago (right).

Fame has really changed him.

RPatz vs. Taylor Lautner Who'd You Rather?

For one last time, Team Edward's stoic main vamp Robert Pattinson and Team Jacob's muscle wolf boy Taylor Lautner put on some chic monkey suits for the premiere of the final "Twilight" film, "Breaking Dawn - Part 2" in L.A. this week.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt My Cups Runneth Over

Alert the authorities, because Jennifer Love Hewitt got held up on Friday ... by her strapless floral dress.

The perky 33-year-old showed off her amazing God-given talents while walking around the set of her TV show "The Client List" in Van Nuys.

Good to see JLove getting the support she needs.