Lil Wayne Shirtless, Ripped & Hotter Than Elvis!

Today is Lil Wayne's 30th birthday ... and he's celebrating by taking down Elvis Presley.

Weezy showed off his lean, buff, tatted up chest by going shirtless at the opening of a skatepark he helped launch in New Orleans on Wednesday.

And how's this for a birthday gift, Wayne just made music history by surpassing Elvis as the male artist with the most hits on the Billboard Hot 100 chart -- Weezy has 109 songs over The King's 108.

Unlike his hilarious deposition videos, this is nothing to laugh at.

Liberty Ross Wedding Ring Fake Out [UPDATE]

Liberty Ross looked hot and forgiving Tuesday night ... as she was spotted wearing her wedding ring for the first time since her philandering husband Rupert Sanders was caught cheating with Kristen Stewart.

Liberty was wearing leather pants and her giant diamond ring outside the Chateau Marmont.

Rupert -- who we're told has been "desperate" to save the marriage -- has been seen wearing his ring in the past, but until now Liberty's gone sans her commitment bling in public.

Perhaps all is forgiven.

12:40 PM PT -- Additional photos have just surfaced ... showing Liberty's new ring is actually on her middle finger. NOT her ring finger. Ergo, it's not a wedding ring after all.

Fiona Apple Worn Thin

Fiona Apple has had a really rough week ... and it shows.

As we first reported, the 35-year-old singer was busted for weed and hash possession in Texas last week, then landed herself in a feud with the arresting officers, blasting 4 of the cops at a concert this weekend for allegedly mistreating her during the arrest.

One officer at the Hudspeth County Sheriff's Dept. responded to the attack, telling Apple to "just shut up and sing."

But it all appears to be taking a toll -- because the 35-year-old "Criminal" singer was spotted heading to her House of Blues concert in New Orleans last night looking gaunt and rail thin.

Touring can be brutal.

Kim Kardashian Big Booty Cover-Up in Miami Beach

Kim Kardashian did the most unthinkable thing on the beach in Miami on Monday ... she wore a bathing suit ... but covered up her amazing badonkadonk.

Rockin' a sexy one piece suit that perfectly accentuated her gorgeous girls and tightly cinched her waist in ways no mere mortal could withstand, Kim cloaked her beloved booty with a long white shirt thing as she and big sis Kourtney enjoyed a walk on the beach.

Let's hope Kim comes to her senses soon and once again lets her beautiful backside roam free in the open.

Justin Timberlake The Cracked Out Bachelor Party Weekend

Justin Timberlake refused to make a complete ass out of himself during his bachelor party weekend in Cabo San Lucas this weekend ... only going "partial crack" while his pals flashed some full moons at the paparazzi.

Prior to flashing their lily-white booties, JT and the gang started the bachelor festivities in Las Vegas on Thursday before continuing the party train south of the border.

Another thing the 31-year-old former 'NSYNC boy bander has yet to reveal... the date of his wedding to fiancee Jessica Biel.

Sofia Vergara ASS-SHAKING Emmy Celebration

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Sofia Vergara celebrated "Modern Family's" big Emmy win last night by shaking her ass like a CHAMPION in a tight sexy dress ... and TMZ has ALL of the incredible jiggly footage.

It all went down at the HBO Emmy Party at the Pacific Design Center -- when Sofia stormed into the place around 1 AM with the urge to dance her face off in her ultra-skin tight dress.

Sofia -- clearly excited her show won the statue for Best Comedy Series-- went straight to the center of the party and began gyrating to Gloria Estefan's "Conga."

With the crowd egging her on, Vergara requested the DJ play the Enrique Iglesias track, "I Like It"... and of course, he obliged.

Congrats to Sofia ... and whoever told her to wear that dress out last night -- you deserve a gold star.

Christina Hendricks Brought Her Cleavage to the Emmys

It's awards season ... so naturally, Christina Hendricks' boobs dolled themselves up for a big night out at the Emmys!!

The boobs sat at a table with their "Mad Men" co-stars ... while sipping on champagne and snacking on some fancy desserts. They didn't win an award, but still a great time was had by all.

Sources say Christina was there too.

Bad Emmy Fashions The American Horror Story!

From Ashley Judd's Snooki poof on steroids bouffant hair don't to Julianna Margulies' shower curtain chic, last night's Emmys had looks so awful they were breaking bad.

Check out all the stars who put their fashion sense on hiatus.

Heidi Klum & Her Legs Brave The Red Carpet Sans Bodyguard

Heidi Klum showed up to the Emmy Awards moments ago without her bodyguard boyfriend ... but fully rocking her smokin' hot body.

Klum walked the red carpet at the Nokia theater in downtown L.A. sporting a scantily cut sea-foam dress ... where the plunging neckline and high leg slits managed to meet in practically the same place.

... and it was awesome.

Jessica Simpson Return of the DAISY DUKES!

Jessica Simpson rocked a pair of Daisy Dukes in L.A. yesterday ... begging the question, WHY WAS SHE AFRAID TO SHOW OFF HER LEGS IN THAT WEIGHT WATCHERS COMMERCIAL?

Simpson -- who signed a $4 mil deal with WW -- took some serious heat for not flaunting her revamped, slimmed down figure when her first WW commercial aired earlier this month.

But yesterday, Simpson finally showed off the goods during a mid-day shopping trip ... and the goods looked good.

As we previously reported, Simpson says she's lost over 40 pounds since giving birth to daughter Maxwell in May through diet and exercise.

Jess ain't exactly back in the same Daisy Dukes shape she was back in 2005, when she rocked the short shorts in "Dukes of Hazzard" ... but still, progress is progress.

Congressman Fred Upton I'm PROUD Of My Supermodel Niece

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Kate Upton's family is NOT embarrassed by her jiggly supermodel ways ... this according to her uncle, who also happens to be a friggin' U.S. Congressman!

TMZ spoke with Fred Upton (R-Mich) in D.C. yesterday ... who ensured us Kate is nothing short of a "great gal" ... which we already knew because of this ... and this ... and this ... and this.

But the Upton family is more than hotness and politics ... they're also SUPER LOADED ... because Kate's great-grandfather started the WHIRLPOOL corporation back in 1911!!!

Fun Fact -- Whirlpool was the first company to offer employees paid vacations. So next time you take some time off, you should probably thank the Upton family ... by watching this.

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Donatella vs. Mama Elsa Who'd You Rather?

Here's 57-year-old Italian blonde bombshell fashion designer Donatella Versace in Milan on Wednesday (left) -- and "Real Housewives of Miami" stunning breakout star Mama Elsa Patton in Florida earlier this month (right).

Question is ...

More Who'd You Rather?

Shakira Takin' Her Fetus for a Stroll

The same day she revealed she's pregnant with her first child, Shakira was spotted out wearing a loose fitting black top with her hunky Spanish futbol player boyfriend Gerard Piqué in Barcelona on Wednesday.

While her baby news caused the 35-year-old Colombian pop star to cancel her performance in this weekend's iHeartRadio Music festival, Shakira is all set to replace Christina Aguilera as a coach on "The Voice" next spring.

No word yet if the baby is a she wolf ... or a he wolf.

Former Pussycat Doll I Wanna Be Like Miley!

Here's one of the former Pussycat Dolls that isn't Nicole Scherzinger, Kimberly Wyatt, in London on Wednesday (left) -- and 19-year-old bleach blonde former Disney darling Miley Cyrus two weeks ago (right).

Neither is P!nk.

We're just sayin'.

Lisa Lampanelli I'm One of Those Skinny Bitches Now!

Comedian Lisa Lampanelli is hysterical ... but there ain't nothing funny about how great she looks since her dramatic weight loss.

After recently undergoing gastric sleeve surgery to remove 85% of her stomach, the 51-year-old ball buster showed off her new curves in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and looks remarkably different from even just five months ago (right).

Lisa is no joke.

Alessandra Ambrosio My Post Baby Body Is Belly Hot!

Brazilian bombshell Alessandra Ambrosio proved she's back in supermodel shape by showing of her flat stomach in L.A. on Monday ... four months after giving birth to her second child on May 7th.

The 31-year-old Victoria's Secret Angel has a lot in common with 32-year-old new mom Jessica Simpson ... as Alessandra had her baby just six days after Jess, who gave birth on May 1st.

The gift of motherhood affects everyone differently.