Kelly Slater Board Stiff by Bikini Groupies

After shredding the gnar, World Champion surfer Kelly Slater nearly wiped out after getting swarmed by a bevy of babes in thong bikinis in Malibu this weekend.

Despite being no stranger to sexy two-piece groupies, the 40-year-old dude only has eyes for his hot longtime girlfriend Kalani Miller.

Sweet.

'New Girl' vs. 'Newsroom' Dudes Who'd You Rather?

"New Girl" roommates Max Greenfield and Jake Johnson bro'd out with "Newsroom" bad boy Chris Messina at an event in Santa Monica the other day.

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Heidi Klum Jetting Out of Town ... Without the Bodyguard

Heidi Klum was seen at the crack of dawn this morning at LAX catching a flight out of town ... and with all the attention surrounding her new bodyguard beau ... he was nowhere to be found.

TMZ posted a video over the weekend of Seal calling out Heidi for "fornicating with the help" while they were still married. A rep fo the singer backed off those remarks, saying, "he was not implying his wife was cheating while they were together."

Our sources say Heidi and the bodyguard have gotten "very close" since her split with Seal, but their relationship remains "undefined."

Heidi landed in JFK this afternoon ... looking refreshed.

Kyra Sedgwick Good Genes or Good Docs?

Kyra Sedgwick will always be a golden girl.

Here's the 23-year-old "Closer" star back in 1988 (left) -- and 24 years later, the 47-year-old at the premiere of "The Possession" in L.A. this week (right).

Mrs. Kevin Bacon is one degree to ageless.

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Matthew McConaughey The Kid Stays in the Picture!

Here's emaciated hunk Matthew McConaughey in NYC this week (left) and famed Hollywood producer Robert Evans, who was the subject of the documentary "The Kid Stays in the Picture" (right).

One is known for his great body.

We're just sayin'.

Jay-Z & Blue Ivy Helicopter State of Mind

Jay-Z made a grand entrance in NYC like only a music mogul should ... by arriving via helicopter holding his adorable 7-month-old baby daughter Blue Ivy on Thursday.

Rockin' what's sure to be the most have accessory for every A-list tot in the biz, little Blue Ivy wore baby blue noise blockers to protect her ears.

Move over Tom and Suri, there's a new extravagant father/daughter team taking over the town.

Matthew McConaughey Wasting Away ... For New Movie Role

Matthew McConaughey is usually known for flaunting his buff and topless torso, but it was his startling gaunt new look in NYC on Thursday that had everyone's jaws dropping.

The 42-year-old is drastically losing the pounds to play Ron Woodruff in the movie "The Dallas Buyer's Club," the true story of a man who contracted HIV through drug use in the '80s and has to smuggle life-saving medications from Mexico.

From dropping trou in "Magic Mike" to now dropping pounds ... it's no question Matt is racking up an impressive body of work.

Rep. Aaron Schock Paul Ryan Needs to Flaunt His Bod

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Paul Ryan missed a HUGE opportunity last night during his RNC speech -- by NOT showing off his rock hard physique ... at least according to Congressman Aaron Schock.

We caught up with Rep. Schock as he left an event for youth, sponsored by MSNBC's Chuck Todd, in Tampa yesterday -- and asked if the Republican VP nominee needs a fashion makeover.

As TMZ first reported ... Ryan works out religiously at the House gym, and we're told he's even hiding a six-pack ... just like his fellow Republican Schock.

Problem is Ryan tends to wear very boxy suits -- but Schock offered the VP-wannabe an easy 5 word solution: The suit makes the man.

Lizzy vs. Kirsten vs. Isla Who'd You Rather?

"Bachelorette" babes Lizzy Caplan, Kirsten Dunst and Isla Fisher made nice at the film's premiere in Hollywood the other day.

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Bar Refaeli Bottoms Out in a Bikini

Supermodel Bar Refaeli showed off all of her ridiculously amazing talents in a sexy two-piece swimsuit on the beach in Mykonos this weekend.

How do you say bootfyful in Greek?

Honey Boo Boo Child The End Is Near!

America's new favorite mother/daughter TV sensation, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and June "Mama" Shannon were spotted shooting final scenes of the first season of their reality show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" in Georgia this weekend.

The six-year-old Honey Boo Boo Child and her 33-year-old Mama became stars after originally appearing on "Toddlers and Tiaras" earlier this year.

It pays to enter child beauty pageants.

Eva vs. Jaime vs. Mandy Who'd You Rather?

Susan Sarandon's daughter Eva Amurri, "Heart of Dixie" blonde Jaime King and former singer Mandy Moore glammed it up at the same event at Bar Marmont in West Hollywood on Wednesday.

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Michael Strahan Hears 'Live! With Kelly' News in Booty-full Jamaica

Forget the champagne, when Michael Strahan found out he was the new host of "Live! With Kelly" it was all about the Red Stripe ... because he was vacationing in Jamaica like a champ and TMZ got the photo.

The former NFL star was actually chillin in the Caribbean with his smokin' hot fiancée, Nicole Murphy, when he got the phone call of the decade ... that he was chosen to join Kelly Ripa as her new co-host.

Sources close to the show tell us, Strahan was through the roof excited when he found out the stellar news and it made his Jamaican get-away that much better.

We're told he and his fiancée celebrated the gig by simply relaxing on the beach and taking in the amazing sites.

Like that backside, for one.

'In the Big House' Stars Who'd You Rather?

On Logo's mob-related family reality series "In the Big House," Joey Capponi (left) and Louis Verdi (right) are trying to get their relationship off the ground while attempting to get along with Louis' prejudiced former mobster dad.

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Christina Aguilera From Judge to Judd?

Here's "The Voice" judge Christina Aguilera on the set of her new music video on Friday (left) -- and country singer Wynonna Judd back in 2006 (right).

These two divas have more in common than just amazing singing chops.

We're just sayin'.