Beauty

It was a battle of the blinged out bodysuits, as Jennifer Lopez poured all of her bootyful talents into a skintight onesie at her concert in L.A. on Thursday (left) -- while Spice Girl Mel B went for the gold in her sexy Olympic Closing Ceremonies uniform on Sunday (right).

Question is ...

Here's Justin Timberlake's fiancee Jessica Biel at the London premiere of her new film "Total Recall" on Thursday (left) -- and Sylvester Stallone's wife Jennifer Flavin at the Hollywood premiere of "The Expendables 2" on Wednesday (right).

Only one is 44, but both are bangin'.

While Michael Phelps is off hanging out in a mankini with his guys pals in the Maldives, his gorgeous reported girlfriend Megan Rossee was frolicking in a sexy gold bikini at the beach in Santa Monica on Thursday.

Doing his best Michael Phelps impersonation, opera singer Andrea Bocelli went for the gold and put his God given talents on display in a blue skimpy one piece mankini on a yacht in Italy on Wednesday.

Here's Nicki Minaj performing on the "Today" show on Tuesday (left) -- and Christina Aguilera back in 2002 during her Dirrty era (right).

You are beautiful, no matter what they say.

Hulk Hogan's ex-wife Linda Hogan let it all hang out in a new music video ... by flashing her behemoth badonkadonk in a thong and sheer dress type thing.

The 52-year-old blonde bombshell stars in hip hop artist Ricky Romance's latest video entitled "MILF" and does her best Coco impersonation by exposing all of her orange mother-of-two posterior loveliness.

Besides showing off all her God given talents, Linda did some serious method acting by making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in full face and a horrendous animal print bikini.

Music legend Elton John bottomed out on a yacht in St. Tropez on Monday ... by flashing his lily-white ass to some unsuspecting peeps on a neighboring boat.

While goofing around on vacation with husband David Furnish and other pals, the Grammy winner dropped trou and exposed his 65-year-old backside to another boat ... which reportedly belongs to actor Michael Caine.

No word if any of the victims are pressing charges.

Don't let the sun go down on me ... or, in this case, the moon.

Paul Ryan likes to hunt ... and with guns like those, it's easy to see why.

Here's a pic of Mitt Romney's newly appointed running mate ... sans sleeves ... in a post-gym pose-down with P90X creator Tony Horton.

The pic was taken a couple of years ago ... in the infancy of Ryan's P90X training days ... and obviously, the program worked, 'cause his arms are shredded.

As we previously reported, Ryan hits the gym every morning at 6AM and we're told his workout routine is "fierce." Also, word is he's hiding a rippling 6-pack.

We'll believe it when we see it.

12:00 PM PT -- Tony Horton tells TMZ, "Congressman Ryan is in phenomenal shape. He uses the workouts in P90X and cross training as a way to say lean, strong, flexible."

The 42-year-old "Magic Mike" hunk was joined on vacation by his gorgeous pregnant bikini-clad wife Camila Alves.

The sexy couple look belly happy to be expecting their third child.

Kim Kardashian could barely keep herself contained, as her ginormous ridiculous ass nearly spilled out of her sexy one piece black bathing suit in a beach pic she tweeted yesterday.

Kanye West's "perfect bitch" really is the most bootyful woman in the world.

There should be no doubt that Rep. Paul Ryan is up for the rigors of a presidential campaign ... because the wannabe VP has a crazy workout regimen.

As TMZ first reported, our sources in DC say Ryan works out at the House gym every morning at 6:00 AM and his routine is "fierce."

When we asked him about his workout routine, the Congressman from Wisconsin named two of the most popular -- and most difficult -- workout plans around.

Michael Phelps really meant it when he decided to go on a guys only vacation to the Maldives ... and TMZ has the bro-tastic pics to prove it.

As TMZ first reported, Phelps opted to skip traveling with his super hot new girlfriend, Megan Rossee, and instead traveled to the notoriously expensive island destination with his best boys.

Our source described the trip as "a relaxing bro getaway" that featured a lot of lounging, boating and (of course) drinking.

Rep. Paul Ryan may be the hottest Vice Presidential candidate ever ... but we're not talking policy.

House sources tell TMZ ... Ryan works out at the House gym every morning at 6:00 AM and his routine is "fierce." We're told he's kinda on the skinny side but "totally ripped and has a six pack."

He's also modest because there are no pictures where he shows it off.

No one can ever accuse Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney of not having a sense of humor ... because even she is jumping on the McKayla Is Not Impressed bandwagon.

For those who don't know ... a photo of a scowling McKayla (see below) was taken after she won the silver medal in the vault competition. It spawned a Photoshop movement of putting McKayla in various places ... looking unimpressed (as best evidenced by the site mckaylaisnotimpressed.tumblr.com).

McKayla got in on the gag herself today, posting a photo of herself recreating the face with fellow Fab Fivers Kyla Ross and Aly Raisman.

We give it a perfect score.

Macaulay Culkin continues to dodge rumors of drug abuse, but walking around yesterday in New York City ... the "Home Alone" star appeared to be in good health.

As TMZ first reported, a rep for Culkin called rumors he was addicted to heroin "impossibly and ridiculously fictitious." The report also stated Culkin only had six months to live.

After two sold out concerts on Fire Island in NY last weekend, Liza Minnelli totally wigged out ... at a drag queen competition!!!

Sources tell us ... the 66-year-old gay icon stopped into Cherry's bar, ordered up some fried chicken fingers and got on stage during Miss Cherry's drag queen competition. We're told the surprised crowd went nuts ... chanting "Liza! Liza! Liza!"

When not taking photos with fans and female impersonators like Logan Hardcore, Ariel Sinclair, Gusty Winds and Bianca Del Rio, we're told Liza hit up the Rainbow Dreams boutique -- sans makeup -- and spent some serious coin on sequin hats, boas and even a pack of smokes.