'The Expendables' Who'd You Rather?

It was a battle of the reanimated '80s action heroes, as Dolph Lundgren, 54, Sylvester Stallone, 66, Arnold Schwarzenegger, 65, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, 51, put on their best faces at the Paris premiere of their new flick "The Expendables 2" on Thursday.

Question is ...

Celebrity Math Makeup Rocker Edition

If convicted '80s androgynous pop star Boy George and pancaked Liz Taylor wannabe Cure lead singer Robert Smith could melt their mascara and smeared lipstick together to form one ... they'd look a lot like '90s goth clown Marilyn Manson did last night in Los Angeles.

The beautiful people. The beautiful people.

We're just sayin'.

Misty vs. Kerri Who'd You Rather?

U.S. Olympic volleyball phenoms Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Jennings won the gold medal -- for the third time -- in the women's finals on Wednesday.

Questions is ...

Liberty Ross KStew's Lover's Wife NOT Wearing Wedding Ring

While her cheating husband has been seen still wearing his wedding ring after being caught having an affair with his "Snow White and the Huntsman" actress Kristen Stewart, director Rupert Sanders' wife Liberty Ross surfaced without her wedding ring in L.A. on Monday.

While neither Liberty nor Rupert have officially filed for divorce, the wronged mother of two -- who looked chic in a navy suit -- appears to be sending a loud and clear message about the status of their relationship.

Ryan Lochte Pimped Out & Razor Sharp

Ryan Lochte won't have to ever worry about losing a swimming race by a hair, because he just received two gold and diamond encrusted razors from Gillette.

The 11-time Olympic medalist tweeted a pic of the new blinged-out shaving set gifted to him by one of his biggest sponsors and wrote, "U gotta hand it to @Gillette for getting me my own personally gold plated and diamond encrusted razor. #jeah"

These pimped out razors will ensure the 28-year-old maintains all his smooth moves in and out of the pool.

Gwen Stefani's Ass HELLA GOOD

Gwen Stefani is a 42-year-old mother of two -- but that didn't stop her from looking 20 years younger on the beach in Miami this weekend ... in a sexy tiger print bikini.

Don't speak. We know just what you're thinking.

Former WWE Star Kharma I Don't Wanna Be Fat Anymore

Former WWE star Kharma tells TMZ ... she fell into a deep depression after suffering a miscarriage last year ... and put on so much weight, she fell out of wrestling shape.

But now, Kharma says ... she's finally broken out of her funk and is on a renewed mission to shed the fat so she can get back in the ring.

We broke the story ... Kharma's baby died before she was able to give birth on December 31. Kharma says she had put on a lot of weight during the pregnancy and believes the extra pounds caused her health to suffer and may have contributed to the miscarriage.

In the months that followed, Kharma became depressed, put on even more weight and was dropped by the WWE.

But in the past couple of weeks, with the help of some friends, Kharma motivated herself to get back into fighting shape ... and has vowed to reclaim her career.

We're told she's already recruited a team of fitness experts and therapists ... and plans to document the transformation in the hopes of scoring a reality show. In fact, sources tell us ... Kharma has already been in touch with multiple production companies.

Good luck.

Olympian Nancy Kerrigan Good Genes or Good Docs?

Nancy Kerrigan is an American ice princess.

Here's the 24-year-old Olympic figure skater back when she won the silver medal in 1994 (left) -- and 18 years later, the 42-year-old at an event in Boston earlier this year (right).

She's gold.

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Jack Nicholson Do You Have the Balls to Tell Him His Fly Is Open?

Jack Nicholson is THE MAN ... so it's no wonder none of his friends could muster up the courage to tell him his fly was down as he walked out of Mr. Chow on Thursday night.

It's a good thing nothing flew out of the cuckoo's nest.

LaBeouf vs. Theroux The Rich Celebrity Hipster Olympics

While Olympians vie for medal glory in London, a different battle was being waged by actor Shia LaBeouf and Jennifer Aniston's main man Justin Theroux on the streets of NYC yesterday ... the rich celebrity hipster challenge.

Representing the scraggly, bearded, thrift store twenty-something contingent was contractually bound "Transformers" star LaBeouf (left), while unfortunate "Rock of Ages" screenwriter Theroux defended the muscled, goth, skinny jean clad, 40 and over intelligentsia (right).

Question is ...

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Claudia Romani Turns the Other Cheek

Italian model and babe professionale Claudia Romani really explored her animal instincts yesterday in Miami -- flaunting her Mediterranean assets on the beach ... in a smoking hot leopard print bikini.

Now that's one spicy meat-a-ball!

U.S. Olympian Destinee Hooker I'm PROUD of My Name! 'People Can Be Childish'

U.S. Olympic volleyball badass Destinee Hooker knows people are amused by her name ... she knows some people laugh ... but she doesn't care ... she believes it's a "blessing."

Hooker -- who's CRUSHING it in London right now (indoor team is undefeated!) -- tells TMZ, "When it comes to my name, I honestly find nothing wrong with it. I love my name."

Still, Destinee admits she's not deaf to the jokes ... "I have been dealing with it since I was a child. People can be childish."

There was almost no Destinee Hooker at all ... the 24-year-old tells us she nearly died at birth, and when she survived, her father was inspired to give her the name "Destinee."

"Since I was a blessing, [my father] spelled it uniquely. So I am thankful to be here and glad my Dad gave me the name."

Destinee adds, "No reporters have asked me about my name. You are the first :) thank you for asking by the way."

'Vampire Diaries' Star High & Waisted on Beach

"Vampire Diaries" resident good witch Kat Graham cast a spell on the beach in a chic yellow high waisted bikini while with her buff shirtless boyfriend Cottrell Guidry in L.A. on Tuesday.

Looking as hot as they do doesn't suck.

Kim Kardashian's Ass BIGGER THAN EVER

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It might be the ass-accentuating pants ... but yesterday in New York, Kim Kardashian's record-setting rear appeared to have reached entirely new levels of badonkness -- and we are NOT complaining.

The low-cut top didn't hurt either.

Your move Coco.

Ryan Lochte Paul Wall Designed My Diamond Grillz

Ryan Lochte's unexpected grill flash during his Olympic medal ceremony was courtesy of none other than the grill-master himself ... rapper Paul Wall.

If you recall ... Lochte flashed a ruby and diamond studded American flag grill when he accepted his medal for the men's 400-meter IM event on Saturday ... but the genius behind the bling was "The Peoples Champ" himself.

Wall told XXLmag.com he was psyched to create the mouth piece, saying "Everyone’s talking about it ... it’s just an incredible thing to be part of. There’s not too many world-class swimmers wearing our grill."

The grill was hand crafted by Wall who boasted to the mag, "Every diamond is set by hand ... one by one, prong set and all custom red rubies."

Wall wouldn't specify how much he charged Lochte for the grill ... but says it's worth between $15k and $25k. Wall added "Of course we gave him an Olympic discount."

Worth every penny.

Bar Refaeli The Hottest Stocking Stuffer Ever!

Leaving little to the imagination -- and looking ridiculously sexy -- in some sort of black lace body stocking thing, supermodel Bar Refaeli tweeted a pic of her gorgeous self on the set of her latest photo shoot in London on Monday.

This is definitely worthy of an Olympic gold medal.