Beauty

Eva Longoria fooled us -- we thought her beach trip was an excuse to show off her perfect, barely-covered behind, but she was really just promoting a new ... oh, it doesn't matter ... just roll the video!

Former child star Dakota Fanning,18, and Mary-Kate & Ashley's little sister Elizabeth Olsen, 23, went two pieces on the set of their new movie "Very Good Girls" in New York over the weekend.

In the flick, the bikini-clad actresses play friends who make a pact to lose their virginity during the summer after graduating high school.

There's a damn good chance Terrell Owens will be sentenced to JAIL if he once again blows off his child support hearing in Atlanta on Thursday ... but T.O. didn't seem to care this weekend because there was a BEACH PARTY in Malibu!!

Smiling like he wasn't $20k behind in child support payments, Owens took off his shirt and posed up with "Dancing with the Stars" pro Derek Hough and "Extra" host Maria Menounos at the Chapstick Beach House.

Just a few days before the party, Owens got himself into some hot water with an ATL judge after no-showing at a child support hearing. Owens allegedly owes $20k in back payments to the mother of his 7-year-old daughter.

Terrell's lawyer took responsibility for his client's no-show -- blaming it on a simple miscommunication. But according to reports, the judge was PISSED and has threatened to lock up the former NFL star if he misses the next hearing, scheduled for Thursday July 19.

NIce abs tho.

Now that his ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj says she's 100% not pregnant with his spawn, Kris Humphries celebrated by partying shirtless in South Beach this weekend.

It was a totally different Situation in Las Vegas last night ... where the "Jersey Shore" star celebrated his birthday without any of trademarks making an appearance.

Sitch turned 30 back on July 4 and finally got around to celebrating in Sin City at Señor Frogs, located inside the Treasure Island hotel. The night was very low key -- not only did Sitch not gel up his air or flaunt his abs ... but our spies say he didn't touch a drop of alcohol.

Change is good.

While at different events on different coasts, "Gossip Girl" hottie Penn Badgley, 25, and buff "Twilight" hunk Taylor Lautner, 20, both showed off the growing hairs protruding out of their shirts on Thursday.

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Nearly six months after Angelina Jolie stole the show at the Oscars with her awkward leg flash, Brazilian supermodel Izabel Goulart took it up a notch -- or three -- by exposing her ridiculously long luxurious bronzed leg ... and thigh ... and hip ... and nearly everything else at an event in Lima, Peru on Thursday.

Eva was out on the surf with some guys from her new reality dating series "Ready for Love."

Years of extensions, weaves and dye jobs have finally taken their toll on Lindsay Lohan ... as her exposed scalp made an impromptu appearance through her scraggly ginger locks when she picked up dinner at -- the appropriately named -- E. Baldi restaurant in Beverly Hills on Thursday.

Believe it or not, but Harrison Ford turns 70 -- SEVENTY! -- today.

Here's the 39-year-old "Raiders of the Lost Ark" star back in 1981 (left) -- and 31 years later, the earring clad "Star Wars" icon at an event in NYC earlier this year (right).

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Wearing matching grey suits and smiles, NY Jets QBs Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow bro'd out at the ESPYs in L.A. on Wednesday.

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Colin Farrell turned up the heat in Rio by showing off his lean, ripped, tatted up torso as he walked around shirtless on Wednesday.

"Modern Family" hot mama Sofia Vergara celebrated her big 40th birthday on Tuesday by rocking a sexy bikini in Mexico ... and flashing what is reportedly her new giant engagement ring.

Sofia's on-again-off-again businessman boyfriend Nick Loeb reportedly popped the question this week and gave her the huge bling during their vacation with pals on the Riviera Maya.

Sofia -- who dated Tom Cruise back in 2005, before the whole Katie Holmes thing -- has a son from a previous marriage.

Jessica Alba let all her bronzed gorgeousness hang out in a sexy two-piece bikini while soaking up the sun in Italy on Tuesday.

Just like Scarlett Johansson, the 31-year-old mother of two can definitely stomach the European heat.

Mrs. Matthew McConaughey aka Camilla Alves and Mrs. Channing Tatum aka Jenna Dewan glammed it up at the London premiere of their husbands' film "Magic Mike" on Tuesday.

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It's no secret what Scarlett Johansson's super powers are ... looking ridiculously hot in a sexy wet bikini.

The 27-year-old showed off her Black Widow curves while on a yacht in Italy with a super buff man friend on Monday.