Carrot Top Natural Born Firecrotch?

Photog: Is that your natural hair color?
Carrot Top: Oh yeah, I wouldn't do this to myself.

Carrot Top -- Natural Born Firecrotch?

'The Goodbye Girl' 'Memba Her?!

Neil Simon's ex-wife Marsha Mason has received four Oscar nominations, but no wins, and is best known for starring in the 1977 film "The Goodbye Girl." Guess what she looks like now!

Paris Gives Latest BF Some Nasty Lip

This weekend, Doug Reinhardt showed off one of the perks of dating Paris Hilton.

It's not what you're thinking ... dude got punched in the face.

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Prince: Que Linda!

Here's the artist currently known as Prince, 50, at an award show (left) -- and soap star Linda Dano, 65, a while back (right).

Only one of them wrote a romance novel under the name Felicia Gallant.

We're just sayin'.

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The Guy from 'The Pretender' 'Memba Him?!

Michael T. Weiss is best known for playing Jarod in the '90s series "The Pretender." Guess what he looks like now!

Gossip Columnist Rona Barrett 'Memba Her?!

In the '60s, Rona Barrett became famous for being one of the first gossip reporters on national television. Guess what she looks like now!

Natalie Maines, Sans Mane

Dixie Chick Natalie Maines in Venice, CA yesterday ... with a super cut.

Guess Who This Kid Turned Into!

Before becoming one of the most gorgeous leading ladies in Hollywood, this lil' toddler was just another girl growing up in DC and Long Island. Can you guess who she became?

Kathy Griffin: D-List Star, A-List Bod

On Wednesday, Kathy Griffin reassembled all her innately feminine parts into a bikini and the end product was one pretty hot 48-year-old. Who knew?!

The "D-List" star pranced poolside in Beverly Hills, while a blonde friend looked on.

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The Mom on '90210' 'Memba Her?!

Carol Potter is best known for playing Jason Priestley and Shannen Doherty's mom Cindy Walsh on the original '90s TV series "Beverly Hills, 90210." Guess what she looks like now!

Angela, Rupert & Julie: Face Off!

Angela Lansbury, 83, Rupert Everett, 49, and Julie Andrews, 73, managed to smile for this photo in NYC last night.

The handsome trio look so good it's as if they were frozen in time.

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Jacko Faces the Cameras, Turns Kid Blue

Unmasked and flashing the remainder of his reassembled parts, former King of Pop Michael Jackson left his home away from home -- a Beverly Hills medical building -- shielding one of his doomed kids with a surgical cap on Monday.

For safety, the 50-year-old held on to his child with his human hand.

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Little Ernie in 'My Three Sons' 'Memba Him?!

Barry Livingston is best known for playing little Ernie on the hit '60s television show "My Three Sons." Guess what he looks like now!

The Chick in 'Saturday Night Fever' 'Memba Her?!

Karen Lynn Gorney is best known for playing Stephanie Mangano opposite John Travolta in the 1977 film "Saturday Night Fever." Guess what she looks like now!

Nikki Cox & Jay Mohr: STUNNING!

The undeniable gorgeousness of Nikki Cox and Jay Mohr (aka Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr) was on full display at a Knicks game in NYC the other day.

They're happily married and it totally shows.

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Simon Blows Wad on Hair

We hope Simon Cowell was joking when he said he spends $300-$400 a week on haircuts -- because charging anything more than $10 for that is flat-out robbery.