German Singer Nena 'Memba Her?!
Gabriele Susanne Kerner became famous as her alter-ego Nena with the 1984 hit single "99 Luftballons." Guess what she looks like now!
Ozzy Osbourne: Schlemiel, Schlemazel
Here's heavy metal survivor Ozzy Osbourne (left) at an event in L.A. on Tuesday -- and former "Laverne & Shirley" star Penny Marshall (right).
One of them directed the 1988 film "Big," which was the first movie helmed by a woman to make $100 million.
We're just sayin'.
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Thelma from 'Good Times' 'Memba Her?!
Bern Nadette Stanis became famous playing Thelma on the '70s TV series "Good Times." Guess what she looks like now!
Can You Guess Whose Back?!
Kate Hudson: What the Future Holds
Kate Hudson may have gotten her good looks from her mom Goldie Hawn, but the question is: Who will she resemble in 20 years?
Here's a bikini-clad 29-year-old Kate in Hawaii vacationing with Goldie and the man who raised her, Kurt Russell (left) -- and that's her biological dad Bill Hudson (right).
TMZ's Close Shave With Billy Zane
Don't ask Billy Zane where else he shaves -- unless you want to get cut.
Megan Fox: I'm an Insecure Transvestite!
Megan Fox thinks she looks like Alan Alda -- a transvestite version of frickin' Alan Alda.
The chick who's been called the sexiest woman on the planet by ... just about everyone, bashed the hell out of herself on the red carpet before the "Globes" yesterday -- and amidst the self-inflicted ego crushing, a straight-faced Megan blamed the whole thing on being "painfully insecure."
While the statement probably explains the whole Brian Austin Green relationship, the fact that she also bragged about her ridiculously thin wasteline and a body built by an impressive workout regimen probably means the self-deprecation thing is just a load of crap. Right?
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Grace Jones: Tell Me What Do You See?
While boarding a ship in Sydney on Monday, celebukook Grace Jones modeled the latest in crazazy by donning this paramilitary Mrs. Roper Rorschach inkblot muumuu.
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DJ Jazzy Jeff 'Memba Him?!
In the '80s, Jeffrey A. Townes became famous with Will Smith as part of the rapping duo DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. Guess what he looks like now!
Anna Paquin: Since U Been Gone
Here's "True Blood" star Anna Paquin (left) at last night's Golden Globe awards -- and television contest winner Kelly Clarkson (right) in blonder days.
Believe it or not, one of them won an Oscar at the age of 11.
We're just sayin'.
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Kurt Russell -- It Happens
Laura Bush Good Genes or Good Docs?
Some Americans would like to erase the last eight years -- and it appears First Lady Laura Lane Welch Bush already has!
Here's 54-year-old Laura (left) back at the beginning of her husband's presidency in 2001 -- and the 62-year-old refreshed version (right) two weeks ago.
Seems like everybody is ready for change.
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The Other Son on 'Good Times' 'Memba Him?!
Ralph Carter is best known as the youngest son, Michael Evans, on the '70s TV series "Good Times." Guess what he looks like now!
Brunette on 'Too Close ... Comfort' 'Memba Her?!
Deborah Van Valkenburgh became sorta famous for a few years as the brunette daughter on the '80s TV series "Too Close for Comfort." Guess what she looks like now!
Jake Gyllenhaal Ripped for Her Pleasure
Isn't it illegal for Jake Gyllenhaal to be brandishing his guns in public like this?!
Reese Witherspoon should never let him wear sleeves -- or out of her sight.
The Curious Case of Debbie Harry
At 63, rock icon Debbie Harry appears to have discovered the fountain of youth.
Or, at the very least, a really good, er, eye cream.