John Connor's Dad in 'Terminator' 'Memba Him?

Michael Biehn played John Connor's dad in the original 1984 film "The Terminator." Guess what he looks like now!

Levi Johnston Is a Warlock?!

Here is Playgirl cover boy/Mayor of Wasilla hopeful Levi Johnston late last year (left) -- and Charlie Sheen hater/Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon warlock Christian Day in his natural environment (right).

WINNING.

We're just sayin'.

Rihanna Is a Judd?

Here's Rihanna in Sydney on Wednesday (left) -- and Wynonna Judd back in 2005 (right).

Oh nana!

We're just sayin'.

Lindsay Lohan -- Looking Suite

Lindsay Lohan showed up at Kari Feinstein's Academy Awards Style Lounge at Montage Beverly Hills yesterday.

Generally at these things, all the stuff is free.

Ciara vs. Rihanna Who'd You Rather?

Music goddesses Ciara (left) and Rihanna (right) got into a little tiff on Twitter last night.

Question is ...

Steven Tyler Hits a New Lo

Here's "American Idol" judge Steven Tyler at the NBA All-Star Game last weekend (left) -- and fellow "American Idol" judge Jennifer Lopez back in 2001 (right).

Dude looks like a Lopez.

We're just sayin'.

Hayden P Secretary of State?

Here's "Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy" star Hayden Panettiere in L.A. on Thursday (left) -- and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton back in 2008 (right).

We're just sayin'.

Kelsey Grammer Wedding #4 -- Batter Up!

Here's Kelsey Grammer and his latest wife Kayte Walsh at their wedding today (left) -- and Kelsey and his third wife Camille Grammer back on their wedding day in 1997 (right).

'Til death do us part ... or something like that.

She-Bieber REFUSES to Update Trademark Hairstyle

Justin Bieber's original moppy haircut will live on FOREVER -- because despite the singer's recent earth-shattering hair makeover ... his 28-year-old female look-alike has no plans to chop her locks.

Katie Cormier from Ocean City -- who was targeted by police in a Bieber-boozing mix-up last year -- tells TMZ, "I plan on keeping the same image that I've rocked for the past few years ... Sorry Bieber, I was here before you on the hair style!"

But the best part ... no more cases of mistaken identity -- she adds, "It'll be nice to not hear the tourists refer to me as Bieber."

We bet.

Kelsey's Ex-Wife vs. New Wife Who'd You Rather?

Kelsey Grammer divorced his third wife, Camille Grammer, earlier this month so he could marry his fourth wife, Kayte Walsh, on Friday.

Question is ...

The UNREAL Housewife of Miami -- One Hot MUTHA!

"The Real Housewives of Miami" has a breakout star, but it's not one of the official housewives -- it's one of their beautiful mothers!

"RHOM" star Marysol Patton's (left) gorgeous 76-year-old mother Elsa Patton (right) has stolen the show with her exotic beauty and sexy accent.

The Patton chicas are so intoxicating that they were both busted for DUIs in 2010.

Justin Bieber Shows Off the New 'Do

Hilary Swank Samantha Ronson Emma Watson Justin Bieber took his new haircut out for a stroll in Hollywood on Tuesday.

He's looking trim.

Supermodel Irina Shayk -- She's Got (Hairy) Legs

S.I. cover model Irina Shayk must've left her Lady Bic in Russia ... because her legs are hairier than her BF Cristiano Ronaldo's ENTIRE BODY! Not that anyone's kicking her out of bed for it...

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Halle vs. Demi Who'd You Rather?

Gorgeous babe Halle Berry, 44, and ageless beauty Demi Moore, 48, both showcased their ridiculously flawless features at the same event in L.A. on Tuesday.

Question is ...

S.I. Swimsuit Cover Model -- Flaunting Hairy Legs

Taking a cue from Mo'Nique, Sports Illustrated cover girl/Cristiano Ronaldo's super hot girlfriend Irina Shayk proudly showed off her sexy hairy legs in L.A. on Tuesday.

This pic is a little fuzzy.

'Housewives of Miami' Who'd You Rather?

The latest batch of Bravo's heavily made up, middle-aged mamacitas -- "The Real Housewives of Miami" -- premieres tonight and introduces the world to Adriana De Moura, Alexia Echevarria, Lea Black, Cristy Rice and Marysol Patton.

Question is ...