Brandy's Elephant Tat Now With Less Tip!

Brandy's elephant tattoo was officially emasculated this week -- after the artist decided the trunk was a little too "phallic" for his liking ... TMZ has learned.

The tattoo artist tells TMZ ... Brandy's work hadn't been completed when she posted the photos online last month ... but after certain people hinted the trunk resembled some male genitalia, the artist decided to snip the tip.

The artist, Peter Koskela, tells us, "I wanted to fix the offending tip ... remove the whole phallic aspect. I told her I'd just swing it upwards."

We're told the trunk-trimming went down earlier this week -- hopefully, a mohel was present at the time.

Mischa vs. Tara Who'd You Rather?

Former actresses Mischa Barton, 25, and Tara Reid, 35, roamed around Moscow and Paris respectively on Tuesday.

Question is ...

Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson Who'd You Rather?

Teen pop stars of yore, Tiffany, 39, and Debbie Gibson, 40, showed off their electric youth at the premiere of their new cable TV movie "Mega Python vs. Gatoroid" in NYC on Monday.

Question is ...

Blair on 'The Facts of Life' 'Memba Her?!

Lisa Whelchel is best known for playing Blair Warner on the '80s television show "The Facts of Life." Guess what she looks like now!

That's a Fact

The 47-year-old surfaced with a new head shot, looking commendable.

Lisa has devoted her life to the Christian faith.

Whelchel appeared on one episode of "Love Boat."

Minka vs. Leighton Who'd You Rather?

"The Roommate" beauties Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester got friendly at the film's premiere in L.A. on Sunday.

Question is ...

Hammer vs. Timberlake Who'd You Rather?

"Social Network" stars Armie Hammer and Justin Timberlake both attended the Producers Guild Awards in Beverly Hills last night.

Question is ...

Kelsey Grammer Good Genes or Good Docs?

Cheers to Kelsey Grammer.

Here's the 40-year-old one year before marrying Camille Grammer (left) -- and 15 years later, the 55-year-old divorcing version in NYC this week (right).

Not that much has changed.

James Franco Hers and Hers and His

James Franco donned a blonde wig and took to the mic during a party at Sundance for his short film, "Three's Company: The Drama."

He looks better as a brunette.

Obama Ba-Rockin' Some New Hairdos!

With rumors swirling about Barack Obama possibly dying his hair -- we got to thinking ... there are so many COOLER things he could do to his 'do!

After all...isn't this the president who wanted change?

Angie, Nichelle, Stefanie or Linda Who'd You Rather?

Television actresses of yore, "Police Woman" Angie Dickinson, 79, "Star Trek" babe Nichelle Nichols, 78, "Hart to Hart" beauty Stefanie Powers, 68, and "Dynasty" stunner Linda Evans, 68, all got back into the spotlight at an event in NYC this week.

Question is ...

Celebrity Cross-Dressin' -- Chick 'Em Out!

Sometimes being a superstar can be a real drag -- see which stars have crossed over to the other side.

The Real White Chicks of Beverly Hills?

Here are "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" stars Adrienne Maloof and Taylor Armstrong in NYC on Thursday (left) -- and Shawn and Marlon Wayans in the 2004 movie "White Chicks" (right).

At least two of them are not natural blondes.

We're just sayin'.

Jessica Biel White Hot Bikini Bottom

Jessica Biel hit the beaches of Hawaii in a Justin Timberlake-free bikini earlier today.

She's hit rock hard bottom.

Celebrity Math: Jesse James Lovers Edition

With his engagement to Kat Von D, Jesse James may have finally found the formula to a happy marriage.

Rihanna Puts on a Sideshow

Here's Rihanna clubbing in Hollywood last night (left) -- and Sideshow Bob from "The Simpsons" (right).

Oh na na.

We're just sayin'.