Brandy's New Tat Hung Like an Elephant

We're not saying Brandy's new forearm tattoo kinda, sorta looks like a phallus ... but don't be surprised if she wakes up with a stiff wrist every now and then.

Thanks to MediaTakeOut for the heads up.

Britney Spears -- The Quest for the Little Green Man

Stephanie Seymour Goes Two Pieces

While vacationing in St. Barths, France with her son -- buxom 42-year-old model Stephanie Seymour flaunted one hell of a mom body in her teeny two piece bikini.

Check out the gallery to Seymour of her.

Bar Refaeli in Mexico -- Teeny BIKINI Time

And you thought those cartels were killer ...

The Kid in 'Jingle All the Way' 'Memba Him?!

Jake Lloyd played the Turbo Man lovin' kid opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1996 Christmas movie "Jingle All the Way." Guess what he looks like now!

Diddy I'll Pay For Torched Model's Hair Repair

The model who's hair went up in flames at a party thrown by Diddy earlier this month is getting an early Xmas gift courtesy of the rap mogul -- TMZ has learned Diddy's offered to pay whatever it takes to repair the damage.

As we previously reported, Miyoki Jones became a human torch when she got too close to a candle at Diddy's album release party - and the fiery event was seen by millions on Diddy's Ustream.

According to a source close to the model, Diddy called up Miyoki shortly after the incident to see how she was doing ... and then offered to foot the bill for her hair repair -- no matter what the cost.

We're told Miyoki has already set up an appointment for later this week -- and the work is expected to run Diddy around a thousand bucks.

Take that. Take that. Take that.

Victoria Silvstedt ... White Bikini Christmas

Victoria Silvstedt in a tiny bikini ... the gift that keeps on giving.

The supermodel heated up the beach yesterday in Saint Barthelemy, France.

Happy holidays.

The Kid in 'Bad Santa' 'Memba Him?!

Brett Kelly is best known for playing the curly haired kid opposite Billy Bob Thornton in the 2003 movie "Bad Santa." Guess what he looks like now!

Nadal vs. Federer Who'd You Rather?

A-list tennis stars Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer played nice at the same event in Madrid on Wednesday.

Question is ...

Santa Clause vs. Bad Santa Who'd You Rather?

Tim Allen played Father Christmas in the 1994 movie "The Santa Clause," while Billy Bob Thornton did the holiday duty in the 2003 hit "Bad Santa."

Question is ...

Macaulay Culkin Time Warp!!!

From the kid in "Home Alone" to the man of the Hollywood hills -- watch Macaulay Culkin grow up right before you very eyes!

Ryan vs. Ricky Who'd You Rather?

Christmas Eve birthday boy Ryan Seacrest turns 36 today, while Ricky Martin celebrates his 39th cumpleaños.

Question is ...

Naomi Campbell -- Weavin' Through Miami

With her weave holding on for dear life, 40-year-old supermodel Naomi Campbell showed off her Victoria's secret hairline while shopping in Miami on Wednesday.

Now everyone knows what to get Naomi for Christmas. Okrrrr!

Clooney's GF -- The Gift That Keeps on Giving

While on vacation in Mexico on Wednesday, George Clooney got the best early Christmas gift ... girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis in an itty bitty bikini.

Big presents come in tiny swimsuits.

Brooke vs. Mary-Louise Who'd You Rather?

Brooke Shields, 45, and Mary-Louise Parker, 46, both blossomed at the same event in NYC this week.

Question is ...

Weight Watchers: 9-Year-Olds Personae Non Gratin

"Big Love" star Ginnifer Goodwin -- once a 9-year-old Weight Watchers member -- would be unwelcome today, because the diet co. tells TMZ, "Under no circumstances whatsoever" can kids under 10 enroll.

Goodwin claimed yesterday she started WW 23 years ago, back when she was 9 -- but there was a big policy change in 2003 ... The company line now is that it's potentially dangerous for kids under 10 to join the program.

Dr. Suparna Jain -- a pediatric endocrinologist -- tells us WW is wise not to give its stamp of approval to anyone under 10, because the diet does not provide enough calcium and protein for a growing body. The Weight Watchers program is predicated on calories, fiber and fat, not fundamental nutrients.

WW puts the onus on a child's doctor, saying, "Between the 10th and 17th birthday, a doctor's permission note is needed and the doctor is responsible for recommending a healthy weight goal."