Justin Bieber -- Another Fake Stache

After giving himself an ink mustache a few weeks ago, Justin Bieber tweeted pics of himself rockin' some over-the-top self-adhesive peach fuzz last night.

The 16-year-old pop sensation can do just about anything he wants ... except grow a real one.

Sofia Vergara Colombian Gold

Sofia Vergara wasn't always a gorgeous brunette, before becoming a star on "Modern Family" she was a ... gorgeous natural born blonde.

The 38-year-old did the exact opposite of what most women who come to L.A. looking to become famous do ... she dyed her hair darker. Ay dios mio!

She's stunning in any shade.

Carrot Top vs. Criss Angel Who'd You Rather?

Super buff clown-haired comedian Carrot Top, 45, and gothtastic magician Criss Angel both wowed each other with their awesomeness at the same event in Vegas on Monday.

Question is ...

Kim Kardashian to Paris: Flattery Schmattery

Paris Hilton is totally ripping off Kim Kardashian ... at least that's what we think.

Check out Kim's photo which she used in February to hawk her fragrance line. Now look at Paris Hilton's Xmas card.

So we ask ...

Odette Yustman vs. Amber Heard Who'd You Rather?

"Cloverfield" hottie Odette Yustman, 25, and "Pineapple Express" beauty Amber Heard, 24, both showed off their flawless skin and bone structure at the same event in West Hollywood this weekend.

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Candice vs. Jessica Who'd You Rather?

Here's Candice Crawford (left) at the White House Correspondents dinner back in April ... and Jessica Simpson (right) at an event back in 2006.

Question is ...

Marilu Henner Good Genes or Good Docs?

Ladies and gentlemen, behold Marilu Henner.

Here's the 33-year-old ginger beauty back in 1985 (left) -- and 25 years later, the 58-year-old at an event in L.A. this week (right).

The "Taxi" star is not fare.

Christina Aguilera Happy Dirrty 30!

Believe it or not, but Christina Aguilera turns 30 today.

They grow up so fast.

Jazz hands.

'Glee' Dudes Who'd You Rather?

"Glee" studs Mark Salling, 28, Darren Criss, 23, and Chord Overstreet, 21, all stayed in tune at the same event in L.A. this week.

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The Mom on 'Dawson's Creek' 'Memba Her?

Mary-Margaret Humes is best known for playing the mother on the '90s TV series "Dawson's Creek." Guess what she looks like now!

Good Mourning, Vanessa Hudgens!

Dressed like she's ready for a hipster funeral, Vanessa Hudgens was spotted in L.A. yesterday for the first time since news broke of her breakup with Zac Efron.

On a more festive note, Vanessa will celebrate being single her 22nd birthday in Vegas tomorrow.

Billy Bob Thornton -- All Growed IN

The longer Billy Bob Thornton is famous, the longer his hair gets.

Here's the 55-year-old star at an event in L.A. on Wednesday (left) -- and the less hirsute version back in 1997 (right).

Unbeweavable ... we're just sayin'.

Paul Rudd vs. Owen Wilson Who'd You Rather?

"How Do You Know" stars Paul Rudd, 41, and Owen Wilson, 42, both laughed it up at the film's L.A. premiere this week.

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Brady vs. Beckham -- Better Butt Cut?

David Beckham just joined the Tom Brady Butt Cut Club ... and now the two sports stars are going head-to-head to see who's got the better 'do.

So we gotta ask...

Glenn Close I'm With Coco!

Here's actress Glenn Close on the set of her new film "Albert Nobbs" in Ireland (left) -- and Conan O'Brien in L.A. earlier this year (right).

Being Conan is a drag.

We're just sayin'.

Vanessa vs. Scarlett vs. Jennifer Who'd You Rather?

Beautiful babes Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Carpenter all broke ties with their boyfriend/husbands this week.

Question is ...