Whoopi Goldberg Founding Father?

Here's "View" co-host Whoopi Goldberg at an event in NYC last night (left) -- and a figurine of the first President of the United States, George Washington (right).

I cannot tell a lie.

We're just sayin'.

Emma Stone vs. Anna Kendrick Who'd You Rather?

"Easy A" hottie Lindsay Lohan Emma Stone, 22, and "Up in the Air" babe Anna Kendrick, 25, both came out to support the gay youth suicide prevention organization The Trevor Project in Hollywood on Sunday.

Question is ...

Jennifer Hudson Changed Woman

Six years after being voted off "American Idol," Jennifer Hudson is a smaller star than ever.

The 29-year-old showed off her shrinking fame at the Kennedy Center Honors in D.C. last night.

It's amazing what winning an Oscar and having a baby will do to a gal.

Rose vs. Amy Who'd You Rather?

Former "Charmed" lovely Rose McGowan, 37, and "Road Trip" babe Amy Smart, 34, held their posture at the same event in Hollywood this week.

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Ryan vs. Jake Who'd You Rather?

Sexy stud Ryan Gosling, 30, and handsome hunk Jake Gyllenhaal, 29, made every one swoon at the same event in L.A. on Thursday.

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Pauly D's Ink Jesus, Mary and Bro-seph

"Jersey Shore's" Pauly D got a gang of new tattoos to pay homage to a buddy who passed away ... and it took a 12-hour session to get it all done.

DJ Pauly D went to the Indelible Ink Tattoo Studio in Fall River, MA to get the tat done by Tony Estrella. He got the ink in honor of his friend Billy Iannotti, who died in a motorcycle accident back in 2005. Pauly already had a cross in Billy's honor, but added the face of Mary and Jesus (above) as well as a tombstone around the cross.

We're told the tattoo parlor shut down so Pauly could get the work done in peace -- 12 hours ... all in one sitting.

Gym. Tat. Laundry.

Celebrity Shnozzes Is Bigger Better?

We did a little rhinoplasty on some of the biggest names in Hollywood -- but sometimes the original is best. Click through the pics and decide -- work ... or no work?

Julianne vs. Daryl Who'd You Rather?

Ginger beauty Julianne Moore and blonde babe Daryl Hannah both turn a golden 50-years-old today.

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Wendy from Wilson Phillips 'Memba Her?

With hits like "Hold On," "Release Me" and "You're In Love," Wendy Wilson became famous -- alongside her still-in-the-spotlight band members Carnie Wilson and Chyna Phillips -- as part of the '90s girl group Wilson Phillips. Guess what she looks like now!

Justin Bieber -- Now With Mustache

Sick of the pre-pubescent peach fuzz facial hair, 16-year-old Justin Bieber decided to give himself a mustache last night ... with the help of some black ink.

Fake it 'til you make it.

Michelle vs. Kate Who'd You Rather?

Uber blonde actress Michelle Williams, 30, and less blonde Kate Winslet, 35, made nice at the same event in NYC this week.

Question is ...

Tom Brady -- Your Loss Is Ro-Gaine

Tom Brady may be getting a new linebacker -- a hairline backer.

The folks from Rogaine tell TMZ they're more than happy to offer the reportedly follically-challenged QB a 3-month supply of the product.

Rogaine's PR people offer this sage advice to Tom: "He shouldn't just try and grow his hair to cover that bald spot...he should try and regrow the HAIR that belongs there!"

The company wants to send Tom a free, 3-month supply of Hair Regrowth Foam -- the unscented, so he doesn't get bullied by his teammates.

On the bright side, Tom, it's another way to stay topical.

Kylie vs. Jessica Who'd You Rather?

Blonde singers Kylie Minogue, 42, and Jessica Simpson, 30, both got bundled up in NYC on Tuesday.

Question is ...

The Drummer in The Police 'Memba Him?

Stewart Copeland is famous for being the drummer in the legendary rock band The Police (along with Sting and Andy Summers). Guess what he looks like now!

Kourtney K -- 'American Idol'?

Here's eldest Kardashian sister Kourtney Kardashian at an event in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and former "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert back in May (right).

One is wearing too much makeup.

We're just sayin'.

Brad Pitt by a Nose ... Hair

Brad Pitt is almost 47 years old now -- and even he's starting to develop old man features ... like wily, untamed, yet oddly sexy ... nose hairs.

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