Winona vs. Mila Who'd You Rather?

Sometime actress Winona Ryder, 39, broke bread with her "Black Swan" co-stars Vincent Cassel, 44, and Mila Kunis, 27, at an event in NYC on Monday.

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ZuZu in 'It's a Wonderful Life' 'Memba Her?

Karolyn Grimes is famous for playing Jimmy Stewart's youngest daughter ZuZu Bailey in the 1946 Frank Capra classic "It's a Wonderful Life." Guess what she looks like now!

NY Jets Lineman RIPS Tom Brady's Hair

Tom Brady's hair SUCKS ... at least according to New York Jets O-lineman Damien Woody.

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Woody played with Tom in New England for years before joining the Jets -- but last night in NYC, he didn't just take a shot at Tom's 'do ... he also told us that his new QB, Mark Sanchez, has SUPERIOR locks!!!

The Jets and the Pats are set to square off on Monday Night Football -- it's gonna get hairy.

Sofia Vergara Held Up in Miami

"Modern Family" MILF Sofia Vergara nearly had a wardrobe malfunction while soaking her lovely bones in the Miami sun this weekend.

The gorgeous 38-year-old went two-pieces.

Madonna -- Like a Gym Teacher

Madonna took time out from saving the world, making music, studying Kaballah, designing clothes with her daughter and adopting kids to teach a class at her brand new Hard Candy Fitness gym in Mexico City yesterday.

Memberships at Madge's new sweat factory cost about $160 a month.

Keeping up with the 52-year-old Material mom takes a lot of practice ... and a lot of money.

Bret Michaels Clean Shaven ...

... armpits.

The 47-year-old has got some smooth moves.

David Arquette -- Lookin' GaGa-Gorgeous

Like a male version of Lady Gaga, David Arquette has been making some serious fashion statements lately.

Arquette has been gallivanting around town in some crazy outfits while he's been working with Beacher's Madhouse in LA.

Ra-ra!

Mary J. Blige vs. Ashanti Who'd You Rather?

Music divas Mary J. Blige, 39, and Ashanti, 30, got sassy at the same event in NYC this week.

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Leighton Meester Is Jeter's Girlfriend?

Here's "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester in Nashville recently (left) -- and Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Minka Kelly back in September (right).

So far, only one is dating Derek Jeter.

We're just sayin'.

Tucker in 'Something About Mary' 'Memba Him?!

Lee Evans is best known for his character Tucker in the 1998 stalker film "There's Something About Mary." Guess what he looks like now!

Rodrigo vs. Jim Who'd You Rather?

'"I Love You Phillip Morris" stars Rodrigo Santoro, 35, and Jim Carrey, 48, cozied up at an NYC screening this week.

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Scary Girl in 'The Ring' 'Memba Her?!

Daveigh Chase is best known for playing the eerie little girl Samara in the 2002 film "The Ring." Guess what she looks like now!

Miley vs. Snooki Who'd You Rather?

Disney vixen Miley Cyrus is finally 18 today, while "Jersey Shore" fist pumper Snooki turns a demure 23.

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Taylor Swift's New Adult Look

Here's 20-year-old country darling Taylor Swift rockin' one of Kim Zolciak's old wigs at the American Music Awards last night (left) -- and A-list porn diva Jenna Jameson back in 2007 (right).

Scandalous.

We're just sayin'.

Halle vs. Jessica Who'd You Rather?

Oscar winner Halle Berry, 44, and "Good Luck Chuck" actress Jessica Alba, 29, made nice at the same event in L.A. this weekend.

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Rihanna Married to the Mob?

Here's pop diva Rihanna at last night's American Music Awards (left) -- and Michelle Pfeiffer as Angela de Marco in the 1988 movie "Married to the Mob" (right).

Ooh na na.

We're just sayin'.