Supermodel Adriana Lima -- In Hot Water

Adriana Lima -- widely recognized by experts as the hottest woman ever in the history of the universe -- nearly melted a Caribbean island today during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret.

It all went down on the sizzling French island of St. Barths. And if you're not clicking through these photos by now, your brain is malfunctioning.

Stallone vs. Lundgren Who'd You Rather?

"The Expendables" and "Rocky IV" stars Sylvester Stallone, 64, and Dolph Lundgren, 52, both showed up to the same event at Comic-Con on Thursday.

Question is ...

The Wife on 'Welcome Back, Kotter': 'Memba Her?

Marcia Strassman is best known for playing Julie Kotter on the '70s TV series "Welcome Back, Kotter" and the wife in the 1989 movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids." Guess what she looks like now!

Gabourey Sidibe Storms Through NYC

"Precious" star Gabourey Sidibe managed to stay dry underneath an umbrella as she walked around SoHo this weekend.

Wearing eyeglasses, a floral top, skinny jeans and white kicks, the 27-year-old flashed a grin on her stroll through Manhattan.

Paris Hilton Gets Held Up, Flashes Crowd

Doing her best "Weekend at Bernie's" impersonation, ex-con heiress Paris Hilton gave an inadvertent peep show to the crowd at a St. Tropez nightclub this weekend.

Classy lady.

Blake Lively Makes Nerds' Heads Explode

Blake Lively was at Comic-Con yesterday to help promote her upcoming movie, "Green Lantern."

If she wears anything in the movie that looks like the outfit she wore yesterday, we predict a $1,000,000,000 opening weekend.

Woody Harrelson Good Genes or Good Docs?

White men can't jump and in Woody Harrelson's case, they don't age much either.

Here's the 25-year-old back in 1986 (left) -- and the 49-year-old version at an event in L.A. earlier this month (right).

Cheers.

100-Year-Old 'Titanic' Star -- Let's Booze!

"Titanic" star Gloria Stuart turned 100 years young -- that's right, ONE HUNDRED -- a couple of weeks ago and was honored for her eight decades in the business Thursday night in Beverly Hills.

Cheers to you, Old Rose!

Is Oksana a Russian Spy?

Here's Mel Gibson's ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva earlier this year (left) -- and Angelina Jolie in her new film "Salt" (right).

One was reportedly paid $20 million to act.

We're just sayin'.

The Chick in 'Say Anything' 'Memba Her?

Ione Skye is best known for playing opposite John Cusack in the 1989 film "Say Anything." Guess what she looks like now!

Shakira's Hips, Legs & Stomach Don't Lie

Looking muy caliente in hot pink, Shakira showed off her, er, flexibility while on a photo shoot in Ibiza on Thursday.

The 33-year-old is very limber.

Susan Boyle Was on 'Mama's Family'?

Here's British pop princess Susan Boyle in London on Tuesday (left) -- and Vicki Lawrence as matriarch Thelma Harper on the '80s TV series "Mama's Family" (right).

Believe it or not, one of them is 49.

We're just sayin'.

Vanessa vs. America Who'd You Rather?

Former "Ugly Betty" stars Vanessa Williams and America Ferrera reunited at the same event in West Hollywood.

Question is ...

A Classic Turtleneck Situation

A vintage family picture of "Jersey Shore" stomach flasher The Situation (center) with his siblings -- in matching ribbed turtlenecks -- has been unearthed.

Despite being taken prior to "Jersey Shore" days, Garden State archaeologists confirm Sitch's photo does contain trace amounts of GTL.

One of the Guys in Extreme 'Memba Him?

With the 1991 hit "More Than Words," Nuno Bettencourt became famous as the lead guitarist in the rock band Extreme. Guess what he looks like now!

There's Something About Zac

Here's Zac Efron at the premiere of his new movie in L.A. the other day (left) -- and Cameron Diaz in the 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" (right).

It's amazing what you can do with hair product these days.

We're just sayin'.