The Situation's Abs -- Piece O' Cake

"Jersey Shore" resident stomach flasher The Situation was presented with a birthday cake in the shape of his ripped, tan, hairless torso at Tenjune in NYC on Monday.

Who wants a taste?

MTV VJ Serena Altschul 'Memba Her?!

In the '90s, Serena Altschul became famous as a journalist for MTV News. Guess what she looks like now!

Jon Secada -- Built Like a Male Stripper!

Singer Jon Secada's career may have cooled since the '90s, but his bod is hotter than ever.

The muy buff 47-year-old showed off his jacked up pecs, abs and biceps while visiting Chippendales Las Vegas on Monday.

Jon is bigger and better than ever.

The Kid in 'Free Willy' 'Memba Him?!

Jason James Richter made a big splash sharing the screen with a Killer Whale in "Free Willy" back in 1993 -- Guess what he looks like now!

Naomi Campbell Hits a Rough Patch

While usually no stranger to getting into hairy situations, supermodel Naomi Campbell's latest scandal is all about her bald spot.

During a photo shoot in NYC on Monday, the 40-year-old showed off what appears to be unbeweaveable hair loss.

Forget the headlines, this time she's ripped from the hairline.

Singer John Cafferty 'Memba Him?!

In 1984, John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band hit #1 with the song "On the Dark Side" from the film "Eddie & the Cruisers." Guess what he looks like now!

Matt LeBlanc How You Doin'?

It's a good thing Matt LeBlanc had a few friends with him in London last night -- or else he might not have made it home.

It clearly was not his day, his week, his month, or even his year.

Bruce Willis Good Genes or Good Docs?

Bruce Willis must really have a sixth sense.

Here's the 31-year-old back in 1986 (left) -- and 24 years later, the 55-year-old version at an event in Madrid on Monday (right).

Yippee ki yay!

Bocanegra vs. Ronaldo Who'd You Rather?

Team USA's captain Carlos Bocanegra and Team Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo both showed off their buff torsos during separate World Cup matches this week.

Question is ...

Rachel Uchitel -- Overextended in Cover-Up

Rachel Uchitel -- the pilgrim of mistresses -- wore her finest gown to a 4-hour threesome in Beverly Hills yesterday ... dropping about $5,000 on a whole new 'do, including hair extensions. But when you've got $10 million ....

We're told Tiger Woods' #1 lady went to Norma Bouza -- of the famous Cristophe Salon -- to get locked up.

Locks are hair, right?

Team Edward vs. Team Jacob Who'd You Rather?

Team Edward's Robert Pattinson, 24, and Team Jacob's Taylor Lautner, 18, put aside their differences and made nice at the "Eclipse" premiere in L.A. last night.

Question is ...

Mickey Rourke -- Buzzed in NYC

Looking good ... for him, Mickey Rourke cut off his dead weave and showed off his shorter 'do with girlfriend Anastassija Makarenko in the West Village on Thursday.

Now all he needs is a proper fitting shirt.

Rachel Uchitel -- A Hole in One

Being Tiger Woods' mistress #1 has really helped Rachel Uchitel master her stroke.

The pilgrim of mistresses got nippy while playing golf in L.A. on Wednesday.

She definitely knows how to swing.

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The Guy in 'The Cutting Edge' 'Memba Him?

D.B. Sweeney starred in '80s films like "Eight Men Out" and the TV miniseries "Lonesome Dove," but he's probably best known for starring opposite Moira Kelly in the 1992 film "The Cutting Edge." Guess what he looks like now!

Salma Hayek The Cups Runneth Over

Gorgeous Salma Hayek got busted in NYC last night ... with the help of her strapless white dress.

The 43-year-old hot mama showed off her God-given talents as she left her hotel and headed to the "Grown Ups" premiere.

It's the breast she's ever looked.

Amber Alert Issued for Tim McGraw

With his "Jersey Shore" glow in full effect, country singer Tim McGraw enjoyed getting sandwiched between his real wife Faith Hill and his "Blind Side" wife Sandra Bullock at a flood relief benefit in Nashville on Tuesday.

The Situation would be so proud.

GTL, baby.