Naomi Campbell's Bikini Assaults the Senses

No police or lawsuits were necessary, when gorgeous bikini-clad supermodel Naomi Campbell cooled off on a yacht in Miami this weekend.

The almost 40-year-old is crazy hot.

Miss USA Is There Such a Thing as Too Sexy?

The Miss USA Pageant is being called into question by some of their most loyal fans for posting photos some think are too risqué -- but the pageant feels they are "tasteful and very sexy."

A rep for the pageant tells TMZ they have been fielding tons of calls, calling them out for the provocative pics. The pageant tells us, "You can have brains and be smart and still be sexy."

The Miss USA 2010 pageant airs Sunday May 16 at 7:00 PM on NBC.

Don't miss all the brains.

Robert Downey Jr. Good Genes or Good Docs?

Robert Downey Jr. is a super hero.

Here's the 22-year-old "Less Than Zero" star back in 1987 (left) -- and 23 years later, the 45-year-old version at an event in Beverly Hills last month (right).

Iron man, indeed.

Sammy Sosa -- Return to the Dark Side

Six months after he appeared pale as a ghost, retired MLB player Sammy Sosa got a little shady while partying at LIV nightclub in Miami the other day.

The 41-year-old is definitely a natural.

Simpson -- Guess What I Did To My Mouth?!

Non-habitual toothbrusher Jessica Simpson claims she actually cleaned her pearly whites before heading to the airport yesterday -- a feat so rare, that her mother claims she had to take pictures!

Jessica Simpson Tells the Tooth

Of course, Jessica recently admitted that she only brushes about three times a week -- because she doesn't like the way clean teeth feel in her mouth.

But yesterday in NYC, Jess bragged about her clean mouth -- and her mother added, "I went over all of her hygiene habits, just so she can remember them".

Better 29 years late than never!

Oprah Shaves Dr. Phil -- Kisses Him Off

Oprah Winfrey just annihilated Dr. Phil's mustache on national TV today -- shaving off the Doc's famous facial hair while his wife sat and watched.

It was the first time the Doc's been without 'stach in 40 years.

The question is ....

Heidi Klum -- Bikini Fiesta in Mexico

Super mom Heidi Klum showed off her runway-ready body in Mexico on Thursday -- seven months after giving birth to her fourth child.

Everybody wants to know the 36-year-old's Victoria's secret.

Aussie Model Rips Kim Kardashian's Ass

Australian supermodel Sophie Turner is trying desperately to take the booty crown from Kim Kardashian -- and Monday night, Sophie even engaged in some serious backside trash talk.

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As she flexed her gifted glutes outside a nightclub in Hollywood, Sophie took a shot at her competition saying, "At least mine's real."

For the record -- Kim has always claimed that her butt is 100% authentic.

Butt we gotta ask ...

Scarlett & Ryan Work It Out Together

In a sighting almost as rare as Oprah and Stedman, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds did something the other day that they rarely do ... get photographed together.

After leaving a WeHo gym, Scarlett covered up while hubby Ryan, thankfully, let all his hard work show in a snug tank top.

Who needs a movie, when you already have an Iron Man at home?

NYC 'Housewife' Goes Two-Pieces

"Real Housewives of NYC" star Kelly Killoren Bensimon just turned 42 and celebrated by showing off her rippling and taut body in a colorful bikini in Miami on Monday.

Unreal.

That 7 Up Uncola Guy 'Memba Him?!

Before he played Punjab in "Annie," Geoffrey Holder became famous for starring in 7 Up commercials in the '70s and early '80s. Guess what he looks like now!

Iggy Pop -- Sag Member

Punk rock icon Iggy Pop showed off his gorgeous fleshy skin at a concert in London this weekend.

This is how the 63-year-old rolls.

Susan on 'Seinfeld' 'Memba Her?!

Heidi Swedberg is best known for playing George Costanza's fiancée Susan on the now classic '90s TV series "Seinfeld." Guess what she looks like now!

Whitney's Tour -- It's Not Right, But It's OK

After having to reschedule her performance last month due to illness, former pop icon Whitney Houston made it through the Glasgow stop of her beleaguered comeback tour this weekend.

Exhale (shoop, shoop), girl.

Halle Berry -- Single, Mother

Halle Berry enjoyed a little rec time with the little lady in her life, daughter Nahla, on the beach in Malibu yesterday.

They make a beautiful pair.

Apolo Oh Yes -- Skater Blows His Top

He's the most decorated American Winter Olympian of all time, but Apolo Ohno proved he's a contender in summertime activities too by showing off his medal-winning smooth, shirtless chest in Hawaii this weekend.

USA!