Pete & Ashlee: Fame Monsters

A pair of adorable, legally married hipsters tried to impede photographers from taking their picture in NYC on Tuesday ... by donning creepy Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson masks.

If they really want to be left alone, Pete and Ash should try playing their music for the paps.

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Sisqo 'Memba Him?

Sisqo is best known for being in the R&B group Dru Hill and for his 2000 solo smash hit "Thong Song." Guess what he looks like now!

Pamela vs. Carmen Who'd You Rather?!

Former "Baywatch" buxom babes Pamela Anderson, 42, and Carmen Electra, 37, hosted different parties on New Year's Eve.

Question is ...

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Patty Smyth from Scandal 'Memba Her?!

With '80s hits like "The Warrior" and "Goodbye to You," Patty Smyth became famous as the lead singer of rock group Scandal. Guess what she looks like now!

Gwen Stefani -- Lady in Red ... Bikini

The only person Gwen Stefani should be photographing is herself!

The 40-year-old mother of two showed off her rockin' bod in a red hot bikini while vacationing in St. Bart's this weekend.

Gavin Rossdale has a rough life.

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Gerard Butler -- New Year's Resolution?

Gerard Butler let it all hang out in Barbados this weekend.

Fun Fact: March 9 will mark the 3-year anniversary of "300" ... in which Gerard Butler can't be found wearing a shirt in any scene.

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Sade Good Genes or Good Docs?

Sade is a smooth operator!

Here's the 25-year-old soul singer back in 1984 (left) -- and 25 years later, the 50 year-old version at some event in NYC this week (right).

The sweetest taboo, indeed.

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Guess Who This Lil' Gal Turned Into!

Before having a killer career in Hollywood, she was just another kid growing up in NYC. Can you guess who it is?

The Chick in 'Crocodile Dundee': 'Memba Her?

Linda Kozlowski is best known for playing the female lead opposite Paul Hogan in the "Crocodile Dundee" films. Guess what she looks like now!

Mo'Nique vs. Precious Who'd You Rather?

Mo'Nique and Gabourey Sidibe are stunning audiences with their knockout performances in the film "Precious."

Question is...

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Name That 'Poltergeist' Tat!

Can you guess who showed off their Carol Anne "Poltergeist" back ink while vacationing in St. Barths this weekend?

Name That Badonkadonk!

Can you guess who tanned their bootylicious backside in Miami on Monday?

Gloria on 'All in the Family' 'Memba Her?!

Sally Struthers is best known for playing Gloria Bunker Stivic on the classic '70s TV series "All in the Family." Guess what she looks like now!

RiRi's Holiday Beach Bod -- The Total Package

Your grandma's Yule log wasn't the only thing that was smoking hot during the holidays.

Rihanna and her tiny two-piece kicked it on the beach in Barbados yesterday.

All hail.

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Mary J. Blige Rated R

Here's R&B diva Mary J. Blige at her album release party in NY (left) -- and Rihanna outside of Letterman back in November (right).

One of 'em wants no more drama in their life.

We're just sayin'!

Bo Derek Good Genes or Good Docs?

Bo Derek is a perfect 10.

Here's the 24-year-old back in 1980 (left) -- and 29 years later, the 53-year-old version at some event in Phoenix earlier this year (right).

Saying she's gorgeous would be conservative.

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