Camilla: Oh What a Tangled Web She Weaves
After centuries of abuse, Camilla Parker Bowles' dry, brittle, lacquered mane finally unraveled and fought back today in Venice, Italy.
Authorities tell TMZ no charges will be pressed against Prince Charles' 61-year-old second wife.
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Miss California Loves All Former Men Equally
Miss California may not think gays or lesbians should be allowed to marry, but what about women who were born men?
Here's "biblically correct" Carrie Prejean partying it up with transgendered female NYC nightlife sensation Amanda Lepore (born Armand Lepore) a while back, as seen on UsMagazine.com.
Luckily for the 21-year-old evangelical Christian, Amanda has transitioned into a woman and is able to enter into an "opposite marriage" with a heterosexual male.
Hallelujah! "No offense."
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Singer Craig David -- Measuring Length
Wearing nothing but his white boxers, sexy British R&B singer Craig David hung out on his Miami balcony carrying a tape measure on Monday.
He looks about the perfect size.
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Guess Who This Celebuspawn's Mom Is?
Kim K Gets Lighter
In an effort to further distinguish herself from her lesser known siblings, Kim Kardashian showed off her newly highlighted wig in NYC this weekend.
Blondes do have more buns.
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Victoria Principal Good Genes or Good Docs?
In the '80s, Victoria Principal could do no wrong as good girl Pam Ewing on "Dallas" -- and today she's still all right.
Here's the 34-year-old back in 1984 (left) -- and 25 years later, the 59-year-old updated version at an event in Malibu last week (right).
She's a well-oiled machine.
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Oprah to Fans: I Don't Wear a Weave!
Oprah is setting the record straight on her locks -- she's weave free. Apparently this is a hot topic for O worshipers, so she addressed it on her show yesterday by releasing a picture of her natural hair -- before it's straightened.
The picture may explain her non-weave, but where the hell did her eyelashes go?
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Susan Boyle Stripped of Her Natural Charm
It didn't take long for the powers that be to turn Internet singing sensation Susan Boyle from granny to glammy.
With the help of depilatories, a bottle of Miss Clairol and a shopping spree at Talbots, the 47-year-old
is a polished shell of her former self.
No word when her single with Timbaland will drop.
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Blagojevich's Hair Care Mystery -- Revealed!
His hair's so big because it's full of secrets, and yesterday at LAX Rod Blagojevich spilled one of 'em -- revealing just how he maintains that now infamous mop.
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Pharrell's Skin Melted by Frikkin' Laser Beams
Pharrell Williams hates his tattoos so much he's undergoing laser treatment to have them burned off his body -- as you can see by this bandaged up pic he posted on his blog yesterday.
A while back, the N.E.R.D. king said he wanted to have skin grafts to get rid of his ink -- but he obviously changed his mind. Here's what he wrote under the photo:
"Laser treatment bitches! Extra crispy. See, no skin graft here, just pure laser pain. This is our own version of Mythbusters! Laser is the new primer."
Feel the burn!
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Miley Cyrus: Like a Virgin
Here's 16-year-old pop sensation Miley Cyrus in Madrid on Tuesday (left) -- and Queen of Pop Madonna back in 1984 at the VMAs (right).
One of them has a tendency to date younger men.
We're just sayin'.
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Guess Who's Got Gunk in Their Teeth!
This comedian had a lot of funny crap in his oral cavity yesterday. Can you guess who the yuck mouth is?!
'30 Rock'-er: Check This Style, Nerds!
If you follow "30 Rock" star Judah Friedlander's easy-to-follow fashion tips, you too can look like this.
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Guess Whose Button Nose This Is!
This pretty little shnozz turned up on a cruise ship in the Caribbean on Monday. Can you guess whose vertebrate olfactory organ this is?!
Snoop D-O Double G ... Literally
Snoop Dogg (left) came all dolled up just like his Madame Tussauds wax sculpture (right) at the unveiling in Vegas on Monday.
Thanks to the inclusion of a blue rag, Madame Tussauds now promotes gang violence.
Bang bang!
